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A full series wouldn't work but man, I would love some mini-episodes or a mini-series with the crew in the year 2015.
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Jun 7, 2015 18:48
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Jose Oquendo posted:A full series wouldn't work but man, I would love some mini-episodes or a mini-series with the crew in the year 2015. A scene of the crew sitting around the pork store bitching about the Patriot Act and how they have to be so careful these days. Then thinking Rand Paul was on their side and wanting to meet up with Rand to give him a large "donation".
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Jun 7, 2015 19:28
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tomapot posted:A scene of the crew sitting around the pork store bitching about the Patriot Act and how they have to be so careful these days. Then thinking Rand Paul was on their side and wanting to meet up with Rand to give him a large "donation". Fuckin' drones. Flyin' killer robots, Tone!
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Jun 7, 2015 19:29
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potee posted:Fuckin' drones. Flyin' killer robots, Tone! Tone. Did you hear what I said, Tone? Fuckin' flying robots! ...Tone? 
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Jun 7, 2015 19:45
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Steve2911 posted:Tone. Did you hear what I said, Tone? Fuckin' flying robots! I keep forgetting he's gone.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:16
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overtone posted:I keep forgetting he's gone. You just reminded me 
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Jun 7, 2015 20:17
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tomapot posted:A scene of the crew sitting around the pork store bitching about the Patriot Act and how they have to be so careful these days. Then thinking Rand Paul was on their side and wanting to meet up with Rand to give him a large "donation". It would just be Paulie.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:33
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Paulie and Chris were such a funny odd couple. The Pine Barrens episode was hysterical, with Paulie losing a shoe(s?) and bitching the whole drat time. Did that Russian guy ever come back? I gotta wonder if every night Paulie flinches at every shadow, thinking its some crazed, Raputin-ed out Russian mobster coming back from the dead.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:41
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bobkatt013 posted:It would just be Paulie. loving hell. Poor Paulie. All his friends are dead or comatose.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:43
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Panfilo posted:Paulie and Chris were such a funny odd couple. The Pine Barrens episode was hysterical, with Paulie losing a shoe(s?) and bitching the whole drat time. Did that Russian guy ever come back? He didn't come back in the series but I saw a thing with David Chase a while back that said he did actually get away, but Paulie had shot him in the head like he thought and he ended up basically brain dead. Some boy scouts found him, he got to a hospital in time to not die and Slava sent him back home with no clue how it happened.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:54
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These write themselves. Paulie gets a new iPhone and tries to use Siri. Tony struggles with the concept that AJ is making money from his twich.tv account. "You mean some fat gently caress in his mudda's basement is PAYING to watch you play that fuckin game?" Janice creates fake Facebook profiles to creep on Bobby's kids. Tony beats Georgie when an offensive joke on the Bing's Twitter account goes viral.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:58
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Paulie: Siri, tell me where I can get the best Pastrami in town. Siri: Rastafari- a young, Africa-centred religion which developed in Jamaica in the 1930s, following the coronation of Haile Selassie I as King of Ethiopia in 1930. The nearest Jamaican restaurant is located... Paulie :  DONT gently caress WITH ME SIRI. I SWERTAH GAHD!
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Jun 7, 2015 21:15
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Tony disowns Meadow because she voted for Obama.
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Jun 7, 2015 21:15
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU VOTED FOR DAT MOOLIE
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Jun 7, 2015 21:23
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Steve2911 posted:I'd love a 'where are they now' feature about Paulie trying to work out what the gently caress an iPad is. I just imagine Paulie throwing an iPad across the room while yelling "FUCKIN' QUEERS!!"
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Jun 7, 2015 21:58
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"Chrissy got me dis new android thing. Galaxy something I think. Latest thing from Japan. Retails for $599 he got it from a guy he knew for only $100. He says I can do my sports book from it but I don't know." *android.process.com hangs* "FUCKIN QUEERS"
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Jun 7, 2015 22:10
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Tony and the gang betting on DotA2 games Tony: FUCKIN QUEER NERDS. I TOT YEW SAID YER GODSON WUZ GONNA TROW DA MATCH PAULIE!" Paulie: What the gently caress you want outta me? Dat human being dresses up like some wolf or some poo poo. I promised him an Xbox, he said they were gonna pay him more!
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Jun 7, 2015 22:19
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Tony's business takes him and the gang to Pittsburgh, right in the middle of Anthrocon.
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Jun 7, 2015 22:23
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Jun 7, 2015 22:24
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Artie appears on, and wins, Chopped. He wants to try out for The Next Food Network Star but Charmaine won't let him close the restaurant for that long.
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Jun 7, 2015 23:58
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juche mane posted:cut it out gently caress your mother you queer You hear that Tony? He said cut it out, and I said 'gently caress your mother you queer' I told him
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Jun 8, 2015 00:10
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Janice drunkenly admits to Ritchie's murder on Tumblr. Chris tries out for voice over work after seeing GTA V The Russians cut the Sopranos crew in on a deal to steal and sell personal data via malicious android apps.
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Jun 8, 2015 00:13
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Angie Bonpensiero and Pussy's auto shop are the subject of new Discovery Channel reality show.
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Jun 8, 2015 00:41
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Steve2911 posted:Man, the world's changed so much technologically since the series ended. I'd love a 'where are they now' feature about Paulie trying to work out what the gently caress an iPad is. "OH! No one has a Candy Crush life for me?!? FUCKIN' QUEERS" *hurls iPad out window of old mobster's home* *Patsy Parisi drives past the smashed iPad in a motorized wheelchair*
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Jun 8, 2015 03:48
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<Paulie> I won't go back to dat place! *shakes finger with pinkie out* <Patsy> That's right, they won't even HAVE him at the Genius Bar any more! <Benny> Patsy... <Patsy> HE WAS ABUSIVE TO DA STAAAAAFF EDIT: In the modern version, Chris and Paulie get lost in the pine barrens because they trusted Apple Maps
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Jun 8, 2015 03:51
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Chrissy tries to find a new goomah using Tinder and stumbles upon Janice's profile. Bobby (wide eyed): ROADIES?!
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Jun 8, 2015 04:57
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Steve2911 posted:Man, the world's changed so much technologically since the series ended. I'd love a 'where are they now' feature about Paulie trying to work out what the gently caress an iPad is. It's kind of crazy to think about how old the show actually is. In the first few episodes they are excited by those new fangled DVD players which retailed for 600 dollars.
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Jun 8, 2015 10:08
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It's always fun to laugh about what was coveted in old TV/movies. This is what they were stealing in The Fast & Furious: Those priceless electronics!
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Jun 8, 2015 13:18
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Pryor on Fire posted:It's always fun to laugh about what was coveted in old TV/movies. This is what they were stealing in The Fast & Furious: You laugh, but the M939 is a staple still in the surveillance world. How else do you think you sit in a small office watching hours and hours of tapes? maybe, I don't really know
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Jun 8, 2015 13:42
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The Sopranos - We've resorted to Fanfic
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Jun 8, 2015 13:55
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I work with someone who unironically does the Paulie point-with-two-fingers thing when they point at something. Every time they do it I can't help but laugh
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Jun 9, 2015 02:39
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Tao Jones posted:I work with someone who unironically does the Paulie point-with-two-fingers thing when they point at something. Every time they do it I can't help but laugh My dad always did it and it's an affectation I picked up from him so seeing it in the sopranos was weird. I have no idea where it comes from.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:25
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I always figured it was just a thing of having a giant ring on your pinky. Also just recently binged through the whole series since I was too young to appreciate it when it first aired, and for reasons I felt the need to catch up. Sopranos is easily the best mafia film/show, followed pretty closely by Goodfellas. After finishing Sopranos I felt the need to go back through Godfather 1-3, they're great epics but bad mafia flicks. Jehde fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jun 9, 2015 |
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Jun 9, 2015 06:08
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The whole sequence where Richie gives Tony "the jacket" in Full Leather Jacket is very Seinfeld-esque.
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Jun 12, 2015 15:38
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:The whole sequence where Richie gives Tony "the jacket" in Full Leather Jacket is very Seinfeld-esque. There's actually a lot of poo poo in the Sopranos that could be transplanted into a Seinfeld episode if only it didn't usually lead to vicious beatings and murders.
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Jun 12, 2015 15:51
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Basebf555 posted:There's actually a lot of poo poo in the Sopranos that could be transplanted into a Seinfeld episode if only it didn't usually lead to vicious beatings and murders. You could almost add a laugh track to any scene with Bobby and Junior.
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Jun 12, 2015 15:56
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Bonzo posted:You could almost add a laugh track to any scene with Bobby and Junior. I thought those scenes were just scenes they spliced in from Curb.
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Jun 12, 2015 16:02
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Basebf555 posted:There's actually a lot of poo poo in the Sopranos that could be transplanted into a Seinfeld episode if only it didn't usually lead to vicious beatings and murders. I feel like you could trade George & Estelle for Tony & Livia across shows and it would be a pretty smooth transition
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As far as lives ruined the Seinfeld gang probably has a number that's not too far off from Tony Soprano.
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