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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


If you havent woke up next to a track marked stripper in an apartment in a questionable area of town, then you have never been enlisted.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm merchant navy but that was when i was still a cadet, does that count?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Two Finger posted:

i'm merchant navy but that was when i was still a cadet, does that count?

Thank you for your service

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Genocide Tendency posted:

If you havent woke up next to a track marked stripper in an apartment in a questionable area of town, then you have never been enlisted.

that apartment was just, you know, my apartment, but evidently Ive been enlisted

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
So that loving abysmal novel The Martian's film adaptation released a pseudo trailer. Looks like the filmmakers figured out that the only poo poo worth keeping the was the basic plot, character names, and the book's mere suggestion that it was supposed to be funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CumZP6_9sHU

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

deep dish?

loving horrible movie f- would not watch

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

holocaust bloopers posted:

So that loving abysmal novel The Martian's film adaptation released a pseudo trailer. Looks like the filmmakers figured out that the only poo poo worth keeping the was the basic plot, character names, and the book's mere suggestion that it was supposed to be funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CumZP6_9sHU

I thought The Martian was actually pretty good?

Bolow fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jun 8, 2015

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Two Finger posted:

i'm merchant navy but that was when i was still a cadet, does that count?

Not if you were a Kings Point human being.

Also, like normal, well-balanced chicks take some pimply assed douchnozzle home with them and throw a gently caress to them. Don't criticize damaged girls, they can be lots of fun if you remember;

Fake name
Burner or fake cell number
No Facebook contact
Hit it
&
Quit It

But still appreciate HER CERVIX!

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jun 8, 2015

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:mediocre:


Things to consider: this girl was raised by millionaire psychiatrist parents and attended The Dalton School, a snooty upper-east side prep school who will charge their students around $40k this year for the privilege of attending. It was only natural that she be funneled over to Columbia, where everyone (even the janitors) are special snowflakes, to study art. She will be successful in life, just like mom and dad were, despite all of this rape hoopla.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Bolow posted:

I thought The Martian was actually pretty good?

I know full well I'm in the minority of people who hate the book. I had to put it down mid way through because of that guy's edgy 16 year-old writing style.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

fits my needs posted:

Columbia university mattress chick's new porno vid
I get that she hosed someone on camera, but what's the mattress thing about?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Dead Reckoning posted:

I get that she hosed someone on camera, but what's the mattress thing about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattress_Performance_(Carry_That_Weight)

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Dead Reckoning posted:

I get that she hosed someone on camera, but what's the mattress thing about?
The mattress is where she got hosed on camera. So, it's like a symbol or some poo poo.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Oh, so she's a lovely ripoff of Tracey Emin fifteen years too late? OK.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
College performance art is the lowest form of art on the planet and I include mimes in that.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I made mattress art last night when this chick I banged didn't tell me she was on the rag and bled all over my dong and sheets.

I'm just glad it wasn't poop.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

fuckin lmbo when homeboy rips the condom off and goes in raw dog :patriot:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRUCwcmM5mM

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTxINWXNrPA

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Whats this a beer song for kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWLHxO0XXw

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
egggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBVrIlV5HxE

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Genocide Tendency posted:

If you havent woke up next to a track marked stripper in an apartment in a questionable area of town, then you have never been enlisted.

This but loving seriously, no irony.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...608-ghip48.html

its_happening.gif

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

:perfect:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

So that loving abysmal novel The Martian's film adaptation released a pseudo trailer. Looks like the filmmakers figured out that the only poo poo worth keeping the was the basic plot, character names, and the book's mere suggestion that it was supposed to be funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CumZP6_9sHU

Kate Mara :swoon:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


SquirrelyPSU posted:

Multivariable and Statics are great classes if you like physics at all, and Intro to Thermo if you aren't an ME major should be a cakewalk. Just be diligent and do your homework. I think all of those classes will play nicely together.

e: I don't know what Linear Engineering Systems is....maybe 1-D Dynamics?
Thanks, I do enjoy physics so that's good to hear. I am an ME major, but I don't think this class is major-specific. I do know I'll have two more thermo classes after this.

From what I understand, the LES class is a lot of MATLAB and linear algebra. I'm not sure what exactly we'll be doing beyond that. Fortunately I'm pretty good with MATLAB so it shouldn't be too bad.

Vasudus posted:

Alaska is a loving dump. I'm here all over the state for work and each place has been shitter than the last. I did a whole bunch of outdoorsy poo poo between travel and it's like ...what else is there. No wonder there's so much alcoholism.
NOAA is always looking to hire GS weather technicians to send to such cosmopolitan locations like King Salmon and Barrow. I had thought about it as a foot-in-the-door thing, but I'd probably eat a shotgun shell before I'd be able to relocate again.

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jun 8, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This movie is going to be sick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4PCI0NamI

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I only just saw Gravity, pretty intense eh

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Best part of Gravity was the sick Clooney burns Tina Fey and Amy Poehler laid down at the Golden Globes.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jun 8, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Interstellar 2: What Matt Damon's Character Did While Waiting for the Protagonists to Arrive

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The one thing I really disliked about The Martian is that I highly doubt that the public would have two years worth of attention span for one person.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fister Roboto posted:

The one thing I really disliked about The Martian is that I highly doubt that the public would have two years worth of attention span for one person.

Natalee Holloway still pops up every year it seems.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Fister Roboto posted:

The one thing I really disliked about The Martian is that I highly doubt that the public would have two years worth of attention span for one person.
Maybe if it was one of the Kardashians

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

But can it measure up to Ridley Scott's other recent efforts like Prometheus, Exodus, and Robin Hood?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

shyduck posted:

Maybe if it was one of the Kardashians

Exactly. Mark Watney would be completely forgotten as soon as the next celebrity scandal happened. And in the meantime, you'd have people earnestly arguing that it's not worth it to save him because all that money could feed millions of starving Africans or something. The book is sickeningly optimistic.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

And in the meantime, you'd have people earnestly arguing that it's not worth it to save him because all that money could feed millions of starving Africans or something. The book is sickeningly optimistic.
Andy Weir probably remembers the heyday of the shuttle program from when he was a kid, when astronauts were public celebrities, and has read about the world glued to their televisions during the moon landing. But yeah: "They only want to rescue him because he's a cis white male. They would let a Person of Color starve. In the mean time, hundreds of transpeople are bullied into suicide every month. Why aren't we rescuing them?"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm looking forward to the CD thread for exactly those kinds of posts.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
A subreddit for everything.
nope

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jun 8, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A movie where Sean Bean doesn't die??

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Spicy Guacamole posted:

A movie where Sean Bean doesn't die??

That's exactly what they want you to think.

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