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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Off Probation, yay!




Do not call me for insurance today.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:


Bad Archer and great Lana cosplay.

Yeah, Lana's got those big ol' man hands.
Truckasaurus!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jastiger posted:

Off Probation, yay!




Do not call me for insurance today.
Welcome back!

Michael Bay eat your heart out

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

C.P.A.N. posted:



Selfie game was strong on my morning errand run.

Nice shades :respek: No I don't watch NASCAR, Dale Earnhardt Sr. is my spirit guide and gave them to me.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

3Os photo game is on point, just sayin'

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
And since I was probated I had to go outside and actually do stuff instead of posting. It was horrible.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I did something new with my makeup but I don't think I'm into it. It looks okay from a distance but up close it makes my eyes dominate my face in a weird way. Like a goth owl.



Also I am really bad at taking non-grainy photos, there are literally grandmas better with iPhones than I am

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
looks good and cool, op

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Her eyes are up--eh gently caress it

Spitting image of Dream's sister tho. Get a SAG card and go try out for the part. They'll make that movie eventually.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I did something new with my makeup but I don't think I'm into it. It looks okay from a distance but up close it makes my eyes dominate my face in a weird way. Like a goth owl.



Also I am really bad at taking non-grainy photos, there are literally grandmas better with iPhones than I am

If your iphone doesn't have an manual iso setting, you are not to blame.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia

who out the black fly in your Chardonnay?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I did something new with my makeup but I don't think I'm into it. It looks okay from a distance but up close it makes my eyes dominate my face in a weird way. Like a goth owl.



Yeah, like too much of your eyes is a bad thing.

On a related matter, my bank account has too much money that I don't know what to do with it all.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia

ty for the thought but it's all good :)

spog posted:

On a related matter, my bank account has too much money that I don't know what to do with it all.

Have you considered investing in a hot dog shack?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Goddamn it bird you beat me to it.

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia

Please dont unironically point out what everyone is thinking. Thank you in advance.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

syscall girl posted:

Her eyes are up--eh gently caress it

Spitting image of Dream's sister tho. Get a SAG card and go try out for the part. They'll make that movie eventually.

They're being more and more specific about it, so you better :choco:.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


Oh jesus it just occurred to me that after this movie comes out I'm going to get people thinking I'm like, cosplaying, in my day to day life. uuuggghhhh

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



He better not gently caress this up with his punchable face just asking for it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Oh jesus it just occurred to me that after this movie comes out I'm going to get people thinking I'm like, cosplaying, in my day to day life. uuuggghhhh

:rip:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Oh jesus it just occurred to me that after this movie comes out I'm going to get people thinking I'm like, cosplaying, in my day to day life. uuuggghhhh

Oh the horror! Oh the shame!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

He better not gently caress this up with his punchable face just asking for it.

Spoiler alert: he will gently caress this up.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Spoiler alert: he will gently caress this up.

Early reports indicate Dwayne Johnson is in the running for Lord Morpheus' part. He's been seen wearing Tommy Wiseau's scalp for a hat and practicing looks of disdain.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

syscall girl posted:

Early reports indicate Dwayne Johnson is in the running for Lord Morpheus' part. He's been seen wearing Tommy Wiseau's scalp for a hat and practicing looks of disdain.

I would see this movie on opening day.

VendaGoat posted:

Oh the horror! Oh the shame!

Cosplaying: okay. Mistaken for a cosplayer while not cosplaying: not okay. :colbert:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Finally done with high school.



(I'm on the right being an idiot)

symbolic has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jun 8, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Cosplaying: okay. Mistaken for a cosplayer while not cosplaying: not okay. :colbert:

Everyday I cosplay as an office worker. Every evening I cosplay as a single guy at a bar. Sometimes I go to things and get mistaken as a cosplayer going out to dinner.

You should see what I cosplay as in the shower. :heysexy:

make the joke, MAKE IT!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

UltraVariant posted:

Finally done with high school.



(I'm on the right being an idiot)

Congratulations!! :buddy: You look much better without the muttonchops btw.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


Why my boss asked me this morning if I was still drunk and/or high and said I looked like I had been dragged behind a truck. Go me!

Three Olives has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Jun 9, 2015

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You always have a similar smile. Now the .... Person... On your left looks white girl wasted for sure.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
3O, sleeping his way to the top, as a bottom.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I did something new with my makeup but I don't think I'm into it. It looks okay from a distance but up close it makes my eyes dominate my face in a weird way. Like a goth owl.



Also I am really bad at taking non-grainy photos, there are literally grandmas better with iPhones than I am

Lookit dis Mii lookin motherfucker.


I mean, looks good but is quite intense.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

UltraVariant posted:

(I'm on the right being an idiot)

I would never have guessed if you hadn't told me.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

UltraVariant posted:

Finally done with high school.



(I'm on the right being an idiot)

Once again I am eternally grateful there was no internet when I was that age.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

Once again I am eternally grateful there was no internet when I was that age.

We could ask your parents for embarrassing pictures to scan.

My point is, there IS a record of you.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

We could ask your parents for embarrassing pictures to scan.

My point is, there IS a record of you.

And My point is, good luck getting it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

And My point is, good luck getting it.

Are you challenging the internet? Not me, cause I couldn't give a flying gently caress less. Some fuckhead though, he or she would find your fourth grade report card, just to prove how much e-cred they have.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



i didn't realize that children posted on this website

guess i don't leave AI and yospos much :laugh:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

Are you challenging the internet? Not me, cause I couldn't give a flying gently caress less. Some fuckhead though, he or she would find your fourth grade report card, just to prove how much e-cred they have.

If they can get a kid's report card from the early 1980s in a tiny nowhere town they are probably from the Matrix and I want to know them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

If they can get a kid's report card from the early 1980s in a tiny nowhere town they are probably from the Matrix and I want to know them.

Red_pill.Txt

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

Red_pill.Txt

What does this mean?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

What does this mean?

It means you got a b+ in math and a c in English.

Neo.

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