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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Things that are never happening:
1) Buying a Mac for gaming

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Super Dude
Jan 23, 2005
Do the Jew
Is this practice for their E3 presentation or something?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


DX12 will never be on Mac but this Metal is pretty nifty

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


That felt like a lovely E3 presentation.

edit: ^^ Super Dude :argh:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Waiting for the Android burn

e: i was too slow

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

Josh Lyman posted:

That felt like a lovely E3 presentation.

Gotta warm up for next week.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They still have more first party games than Microsoft.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Logikv9 posted:

Waiting for the Android burn

e: i was too slow

It wouldn't be an Apple Keynote with out a misleading Android API reference.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
They were going to release a Google Now clone today, right? Here we gooooo

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Logikv9 posted:

I too enjoyed Red Faction

Using a rocket launcher to dig your way around objectives owned.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I hope someone texts the demo model that unicode that crashes iPhones.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Improving the apps I use most? I didn't know the Awful guys were invited to this.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Remind Me About This seems useful.
I do that a lot.

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
"Let's talk about intelligence and Siri" as my iPad opens up Siri based on Craig's voice...

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
So it's Tasker?

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.


Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Ugh, search is back to left of the homescreen?

I was so happy when they moved it to a pull down.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Can't wait till Siri pops up with the pathetic depressed tweet when I pick up my phone at 2:30 AM.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sue posted:

Ugh, search is back to left of the homescreen?

I was so happy when they moved it to a pull down.
The gesture gets confused with Notifications.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Sue posted:

Ugh, search is back to left of the homescreen?

I was so happy when they moved it to a pull down.

Yeah I'm bummed that it's back to the left, also. Swipe down is one of the gestures I use most in iOS right now.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat
How does it popup suggested apps with out data mining? Also it's an obvious backchannel to use personal data to suggest services for paid ads...

CoasterMaster
Aug 13, 2003

The Emperor of the Rides


Nap Ghost
Wallet icon instead of Passbook...

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Plays music when you plug in the headphones?!?!

So, every mp3 player on android.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat
The android thread is frequented with people complaining their phone starts playing music automatically when they connect headphones...

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
I wonder how many of these features will be rendered completely useless by setting a device unlock PIN.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
*yawning emoji*

Super Dude
Jan 23, 2005
Do the Jew
This auto-add to my calendar sounds really annoying. I get plenty of invitations to things I have no interest in going to.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




call Trent

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
All of this is stupid crap I don't care about

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
WWDC 2015 - Look how we are making things worse

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

"Totally dope."

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Nobody will ever use these features

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice

Super Dude posted:

This auto-add to my calendar sounds really annoying. I get plenty of invitations to things I have no interest in going to.

Yeah, especially since I get Facebook notifications for every event, ever, none of which I have any intention on going to.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Whirlwind Jones posted:

*yawning emoji*

Wait, how can't it give you IDs on pictures without taking your personal data off-device and processing it? Didn't Tim C say they don't do that?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


This is Google/Microsoft territory. :barf:

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



I'm skeptical that any of this poo poo is going to actually come in handy in practice.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Logikv9 posted:

WWDC 2015 - Look how we are making things worse

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


but you are in control

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

African AIDS cum posted:

Nobody will ever use these features

I mean, I'll appreciate it bringing up Podcast app whenever I plug in my headphone jack in my car...but other than that I'm underwhelmed.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Binary Badger posted:

but you are in control

in control to never use these features

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