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what do you like best
This poll is closed.
pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

chuggo is BACK posted:

xavi's last champions league trophy....

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

chuggo is BACK posted:

xavi's last champions league trophy....

His sunken eyes from years of doping will haunt me forever.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


At first I thought he got that rendition of Jesus that the one grandma painted over essentially ruining it. I was about give Messi a good thumbs up, but it's just normal boring jesus.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Paddyb posted:

His sunken eyes from years of doping will haunt me forever.
it's like his soul was sucked out through his eyes. I mean yeah he is a 4 times Champions League winner, 8 times La Liga winner, has 3 Copa del Reys, Euro 2008 player of the tournament, World Cup and two time European Cup winner and has two Prince of Asturias Award for Sports as well as being one of the best midfielders ever... but at what price? at what price...

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Vidal kinda poo poo himself today huh

http://streamable.com/aqmy

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


That kid is wearing a $170 sweatshirt.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Shrapnig posted:

That kid is wearing a $170 sweatshirt.

made by another kid, to boot

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Shrapnig posted:

That kid is wearing a $170 sweatshirt.

actually he's topless

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

that is a massive jesus tattoo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

straight up brolic posted:

that is a massive jesus tattoo

125% Jesus

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

trem_two posted:

125% Jesus

lol

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Why did messi get a tattoo of ozil cosplaying as jesus?

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Byolante posted:

Why did messi get a tattoo of ozil cosplaying as jesus?

Because N'Zonzi touches Walters at night.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Insanely Sikh posted:

Because N'Zonzi touches Walters at night.

Wow, the banter at Stoke is going overboard.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
http://gfycat.com/SparklingIcyAmericanalligator

Irish president says something to Rooney about Sterling. Lallana finds it funny. Sterling does not.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Hoops posted:

http://gfycat.com/SparklingIcyAmericanalligator

Irish president says something to Rooney about Sterling. Lallana finds it funny. Sterling does not.

That's a racism.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Brendan Rodgers posted:

That's a racism.
It's not racist where he's from.

Edit: people have pointed out that it looks like he's greeting Sterling by saying "Mr Sturridge!" and Rooney has to correct him that no, he's the other one.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jun 8, 2015

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hoops posted:

Edit: people have pointed out that it looks like he's greeting Sterling by saying "Mr Sturridge!" and Rooney has to correct him that no, he's the other one.

Ahahaha no way!

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Don't know how to embed this video, but Giroud was complaining about something and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!!

https://twitter.com/philousports/status/607639594339680257/photo/1

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Once Arsenal striker expressed his frustration, Benteke could not help but laugh, whispering something to Vertonghen and Fellaini, under the watchful eyes of a smiling Thibaut Courtois too suddenly.

Nothing too bad but quite funny.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
up pops a smiling Thibaut Courtoi

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
http://gfycat.com/ShadyAdmirableBonobo.gifv

All I want to know is why is Neymar wearing a bra?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Syncopated posted:

http://gfycat.com/ShadyAdmirableBonobo.gifv

All I want to know is why is Neymar wearing a bra?

At least for training, they keep GPS trackers/heartrate monitors in their bras.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

blue footed boobie posted:

At least for training, they keep GPS trackers/heartrate monitors in their bras.

yeah that's the training kit

that was taken when they were going to the warm up for the CL final

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I can't stop laughing at that picture

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Syncopated posted:

http://gfycat.com/ShadyAdmirableBonobo.gifv

All I want to know is why is Neymar wearing a bra?

I hate that this makes me like Dani Alves.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Syncopated posted:

http://gfycat.com/ShadyAdmirableBonobo.gifv

All I want to know is why is Neymar wearing a bra?

I think Neymar acting like this is totally normal is the best thing about it.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

serious gaylord posted:

I think Neymar acting like this is totally normal is the best thing about it.

You mean Caitlyn da Silva Santos.

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
When the keeper comes up for a corner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN96HD4vbEc

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

Andnook posted:

When the keeper comes up for a corner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN96HD4vbEc

Lmao this is great

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Gazza did a webchat for the guardian.

gazza posted:

But at training I put the effort in as well. Once Dino Zoff said Blatter was coming. He wanted us on time in the Lazio suit. I turned up 30 minutes later in a Santa Claus outfit. I sat next to Blatter and said: “Hello, I’m Santa, ho, ho, ho.” The security wanted to get rid of me and Zoff wasn’t happy and made me train morning and afternoon for a week.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Lol, that's amazing, every answer should be added to gazza.txt

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

I love him.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

quote:

Bryan Robson is phenomenal. I call him dog poo because he was everywhere. What a player. He was box to box, all over the place.
i'm seeing yaya in a new light

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
urgh... Footballers and fashion is like oil and water

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


So what I'm getting from this is that Gazza is the Karl Pilkington of football

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

JunkDeluxe posted:

urgh... Footballers and fashion is like oil and water



Either no socks or normal socks, but never ankle socks smh.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gazza is a waste of tax-payer money.

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
It is my humble opinion that adults who "prank" other adults should be murdered.

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