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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

ErIog posted:

I really enjoy your write-ups of events, but they don't need this dumb bullshit in them. I know you were probably just trying to be funny, but when you say stuff like that it comes off as sexist/racist/homophobic. There's enough of that in the stump speeches themselves. You don't need to add to it.

Your right. I missed my Graham attendents being very cute (they were for real too) to tie it to Carly cute girls and should have mentioned that the stuff I wrote down were odd things that stood out at the super right wing old people and biker gathering.

It is hard to tell what to post. Maybe should have mentioned that I almost ran over Florina on accident before that last picture since it was the end and she had come out to the parade ground. No reporters were around her. This was after I almost ran over Perry too when I rounded the corner behind his tent as he was leaving.

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Huckster lookin' super old. Seems like he's retiring from his show but starting a campaign instead. You can already tell it's taking a lot out of him. Like retiring from being a sprinter to run marathons.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mr Hootington posted:

\It is hard to tell what to post. Maybe should have mentioned that I almost ran over Florina on accident before that last picture since it was the end and she had come out to the parade ground. No reporters were around her. This was after I almost ran over Perry too when I rounded the corner behind his tent as he was leaving.

Lowtax is gonna be awoken by the secret service demanding to know why one of his forum posters is assaulting presidential candidates.

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran

Chip Clark seems to be accepting her praise with humility:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

funtax posted:

Chip Clark seems to be accepting her praise with humility:



:lol:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

funtax posted:

Chip Clark seems to be accepting her praise with humility:



Or he's thinking "great now a bunch of conservative fucks are going to shout for Chipotle boycotts" since she said something nice to us.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I can't think of a good Biden joke....

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Evil Fluffy posted:

Or he's thinking "great now a bunch of conservative fucks are going to shout for Chipotle boycotts" since she said something nice to us.

Chip Clark (@Chiptole) is just some dude.

The popular fast-casual Mexican-inspired restaurant chain is @ChipotleTweets.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Mr Hootington posted:

Late Trip Report



Great post, that "BBQ" is insulting

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

A3th3r posted:

You know, if there weren't any names on any of these it would look almost like a bunch of people interviewing for a job.. I suppose in a sense they are. The job title being: "President of the United States of America"

Please source your Carly Fiorina quotes.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

TheDisreputableDog posted:

It's weird how a single republican posting things here makes everyone lose their poo poo.

I would prefer more Republicans posting here, personally, as long as they brought good arguments and actually looked at information that was posted for longer than it takes to go "nuh-uh"

Obdicut posted:

That Chris Christie guy has some intelligence and is at least well-spoken, but he spends most of his time cringing.

Yeah I miss forumsposter Chris Christie. He knew what was up, and his positions tended to make sense and be well argued assuming you believed in his ideology.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VitalSigns posted:

Yeah I miss forumsposter Chris Christie. He knew what was up, and his positions tended to make sense and be well argued assuming you believed in his ideology.

lol his ideology is literally 'whichever party fellates the gun lobby the most I will vote for, regardless of other policies'.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Obdicut posted:

Like I said, he's the five cent version. You could replace him with any average commentator at Red State.

That Chris Christie guy has some intelligence and is at least well-spoken, but he spends most of his time cringing.

Chris Christie stated his positions once and they were mainly Dem with the big exception of his goddamn guns

fucker

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

ErIog posted:

I really enjoy your write-ups of events, but they don't need this dumb bullshit in them.
In a sea of old white people, these are notable.

Cute girls were cute- an outlier in a aged and gristly demographic. This is a statement. How is this offensive?

The minority candidate booth had minorities= Racism. How? Acknowledging that minorities were booth volunteers is simple acknowledgement. He also mentioned that they were women. This was also an outlier.

Lindsey Graham seems seems gay isnt saying that gay is bad unless you are a 14 year old boy.

Failed CEO has tons of make up on is offensive to whom? Can we not giggle a Bohner being orange or Rmoney getting some extra tint before going on telemundo now?


Un-clutch/clench your pearls/anus

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

DOOP posted:

Chris Christie stated his positions once and they were mainly Dem with the big exception of his goddamn guns

fucker

Wasn't he the guy that only wanted to date liberal girls because he thought they were easy?

bird cooch posted:

Un-clutch/clench your pearls/anus

I enjoyed his write-up a lot. I didn't think telling him to refrain from a few things that come off as sexist/racist/homophobic would be a huge deal. This forum is usually pretty good about not doing those kinds of things, and so it felt out of place.

Since it doesn't seem like you really understand what was wrong with those statements, I will explain at a greater length the problems with each of those things.

bird cooch posted:

Cute girls were cute- an outlier in a aged and gristly demographic. This is a statement. How is this offensive?

How cute the poster thought the girls were is not germane to a political discussion. The fact they were young is noteworthy. The fact that they were "cute" is not. He should learn to words better.

bird cooch posted:

The minority candidate booth had minorities= Racism. How? Acknowledging that minorities were booth volunteers is simple acknowledgement. He also mentioned that they were women. This was also an outlier.

Saying they spoke in "broken English," is offensive. There are more tactful ways to put that than how he put it. Again, he should learn to words better.

bird cooch posted:

Lindsey Graham seems seems gay isnt saying that gay is bad unless you are a 14 year old boy.

Who the gently caress cares if Hootington thinks he "seems gay." The dude put a lot of effort into a write-up of a campaign event, but then also included a few things that, even if you disagree about whether or not they are offensive, are just stupid and don't add anything to the discussion. Saying Lindsay Graham "seems gay" is one of those things.

bird cooch posted:

Failed CEO has tons of make up on is offensive to whom? Can we not giggle a Bohner being orange or Rmoney getting some extra tint before going on telemundo now?

He not only criticized her make-up, but he criticized her for having non-uniform skin color. That's pretty hosed up.

It added nothing to the discussion he seemed to want to have, and criticisms of how much make-up or what kind of make-up women are wearing are often pretty misogynistic. I hate to break this to you, but criticizing the appearance of a male politician versus criticizing the appearance of female politician is different. Male politicians often get over-arching criticisms of their physique. The clothes/make-up/jewelry of female politicians often gets more scrutiny than male politicians. I'm not saying Hootington hates women. I'm just saying criticizing make-up is stupid and something that actual misogynists often do.

If she looked orange like Boehner often does or Romney did on Telemundo then yeah it might make sense to point it out. This wasn't that, though.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jun 9, 2015

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The Huckabeast is looking a bit old.

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

ErIog posted:

I really enjoy your write-ups of events, but they don't need this dumb bullshit in them. I know you were probably just trying to be funny, but when you say stuff like that it comes off as sexist/racist/homophobic. There's enough of that in the stump speeches themselves. You don't need to add to it.


Jesus shut the gently caress up. This is multiple posts now from you chiding people about not being PC enough. Talking about a woman's makeup is not "sexist". Saying Lindsay Graham is "maybe gay" is not homophobic. Do you write Jon Stewart angry letters when he affects a southern dandy accent to mock Graham, too?

You seem like the worst.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

ErIog posted:

Wasn't he the guy that only wanted to date liberal girls because he thought they were easy?

No that was SilentD, a poster with a really well-earned spot on the "Most Ignored Users" list.

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
does this mean anything?

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/244251-sanders-pulls-within-8-points-of-clinton-in-wisconsin

sorry if it's already been discussed

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


GlyphGryph posted:

Hey Eugene, as a 'fellow' Bernie supporter, the best thing you could do to help him at this point is to never ever involve yourself in a conversation about race or talk about "the blacks" again, because you make the rest of us embarrassed to be associated with you, hth

This includes in real life

@ Debs: Bernie's approach to race is well meaning paternalistic garbage from a man in a state that avoided self destructing to spite blacks because there aren't any black people there.

Bernie couldn't get the NCAA roundtable on Nightly right. Do you want a president who can't read a room?

Big Hubris fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jun 9, 2015

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


Straw polls don't mean anything.

To put this in context, in the 2012 election Ron Paul won 28 out of 66 straw polls. He then went on to the Republican primary with 118 out of 2,286 delegates.

Tobermory fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jun 9, 2015

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

Tobermory posted:

Straw polls don't mean anything.

To put this in context, in the 2012 election Ron Paul won 28 out of 66 straw polls. He then went on to the Republican primary with 118 out of 2,286 delegates.

drat, i was drunk and got all excited.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



The Huckster kinda looks like a fatter Kevin Spacey in that shot, pro or con given the popularity of House of Cards?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

MaxxBot posted:

No that was SilentD, a poster with a really well-earned spot on the "Most Ignored Users" list.

Man, I forgot SA tracked stuff like that. loving Arkane is number 25 on that list.

e: SA forums superstar poster and GBS mod extraordinaire forbidden lesbian is apparently the number 2 most prolific poster ever

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Jun 9, 2015

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007


Holy poo poo that is just a piece of pork with some Walmart brand BBQ sauce squirted on it. That is not Barbecue, I thought conservative shitters prided themselves on their haram pork eating habits but even here they are totally fraudulent.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Nobody's trolled the bbq world like that since Alabama came up with their mayo sauce.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Obdicut posted:

Jill Stein is in 'exploratory' mode, with Cynthia McKinney looking like the only other Green in contention for the nomination. Is there any chance Stein doesn't run, and if so, why wouldn't she? She's not someone I can really figure out, nor can I figure out the Greens and their weird mishmash of valid positions and totally batshit views on science.

I have a feeling Bern-Dawg is probably taking a lot of potential wind out of her sails. Speaking of which, I wonder if Socialism & Liberation will run another constitutionally-ineligible candidate again.

Mr Hootington posted:

Late Trip Report

That's an awesome writeup, thanks for posting! I'm not familiar with the event in question... how many of them were actually riding motorcycles?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pompous Rhombus posted:

That's an awesome writeup, thanks for posting! I'm not familiar with the event in question... how many of them were actually riding motorcycles?

It is the first of them and made to replace the Harkin steak fry.

The number I see floating around is 300 motorcycles. I guess walker and Ernst were the only two riding, but I could have sworn I heard perry did too.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breittbart Primary!

http://www.breitbart.com/primary/

Time to cast our votes for 2016



Rand Paul's campaign is but a shadow of his father's. He should be number one in literally every online poll without even trying.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Michelle Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll in 2011 (and Willard finished 7th).

Also, the NYT posted another negative piece about Rubio, this one about his personal finances. His struggles in that regard are pretty much common knowledge, but there are few political arguments worse than "if he can't manage his checkbook, how can he manage the country?!" so it's still an annoying piece.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/10/us/politics/marco-rubio-finances-debt-loans-credit.html?_r=0

Edit: Wow, Pat Robertson won the Iowa Straw Poll in 1988?

Edit 2: Apparently Jeb made a surprising pick for his campaign manager, which WaPo takes as a sign that his shadow primary hasn't run as smoothly as expected. Apparently the guy, Danny Diaz, is the "Jim Harbaugh of politics," according to John McCain.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/06/08/in-surprise-shakeup-jeb-bush-taps-danny-diaz-as-campaign-manager/

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jun 9, 2015

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Axetrain posted:

Holy poo poo that is just a piece of pork with some Walmart brand BBQ sauce squirted on it. That is not Barbecue, I thought conservative shitters prided themselves on their haram pork eating habits but even here they are totally fraudulent.

Nobody goes to Iowa for BBQ.

comes along bort posted:

Nobody's trolled the bbq world like that since Alabama came up with their mayo sauce.

That sounds awful. Wonder who will come up with relish bbq sauce.


Mr Hootington posted:


Upon entering we went and setup our lawn chairs to stake our claim. We should have gotten there earlier. The seats were not as good as I wanted. Neither was the BBQ.





Everything here looks like it was store bought, pre-made, and picked up from a Walmart the morning of.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

This guy is the personification of every shithead Lieutenant in the Army. No wonder he got out after four years.

And how the hell did he get a bronze star doing logistics in Afghanistan?

edit

Gravel Gravy posted:

Everything here looks like it was store bought, pre-made, and picked up from a Walmart the morning of.

Uh yeah, are you saying you aren't a Real American or something?

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jun 9, 2015

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


comes along bort posted:

Nobody's trolled the bbq world like that since Alabama came up with their mayo sauce.

I had not heard of that and it sounds like the sort of thing that people come up with to see if they can get tourists to eat it.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Professor Funk posted:

Also, the NYT posted another negative piece about Rubio, this one about his personal finances. His struggles in that regard are pretty much common knowledge, but there are few political arguments worse than "if he can't manage his checkbook, how can he manage the country?!" so it's still an annoying piece.

Why is this a bad argument? It's not like he struggled financially because he eschewed personal gain to work for a non-profit or something, he repeatedly bought unaffordable (for him) luxuries while failing to pay his debts. Not to mention the suspect things he did, like paying for personal expenses with campaign funds and using PAC money to hire family members. He actually managed to break the law blatantly enough to incur an FEC penalty - this takes some serious effort.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Obdicut posted:

Jill Stein is in 'exploratory' mode, with Cynthia McKinney looking like the only other Green in contention for the nomination. Is there any chance Stein doesn't run, and if so, why wouldn't she? She's not someone I can really figure out, nor can I figure out the Greens and their weird mishmash of valid positions and totally batshit views on science.

Jill Stein's destiny is to be Al Franken's running mate, period, end of story.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
I loving hate biker culture. If that's the GOP's new obsession, then it's a perfect marriage. They're up there with the anti-GMO and CHEMICALZ freaks that infest our local left-leaning groups on my hatred list.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Why is this a bad argument? It's not like he struggled financially because he eschewed personal gain to work for a non-profit or something, he repeatedly bought unaffordable (for him) luxuries while failing to pay his debts. Not to mention the suspect things he did, like paying for personal expenses with campaign funds and using PAC money to hire family members. He actually managed to break the law blatantly enough to incur an FEC penalty - this takes some serious effort.

It's especially egregious when you look at how the "dead broke" post-Executive Clintons bootstrapped themselves back to solvency in a completely ethical way.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Professor Funk posted:

Also, the NYT posted another negative piece about Rubio, this one about his personal finances. His struggles in that regard are pretty much common knowledge, but there are few political arguments worse than "if he can't manage his checkbook, how can he manage the country?!" so it's still an annoying piece.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/10/us/politics/marco-rubio-finances-debt-loans-credit.html?_r=0

The 4 traffic tickets in 20 years was heinous enough, now they've unearthed that the very same recalcitrant criminal has made some dumb financial decisions and struggled to pay off student loans. Pulitzer worthy stuff here.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

TheDisreputableDog posted:

It's especially egregious when you look at how the "dead broke" post-Executive Clintons bootstrapped themselves back to solvency in a completely ethical way.

Wouldn't this post mean that both of those things are still bad?

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TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Arkane posted:

The 4 traffic tickets in 20 years was heinous enough

Uh excuse me, I believe you're forgetting that the article shrewdly included his wife's traffic tickets.

Because that is certainly relevant to the Presidency.

And also, Hillary wins here again since she hasn't driven herself in 20 years.

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