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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I am concerned that Gazza has begun modelling his look on Thai era Gary Glitter

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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JunkDeluxe posted:

urgh... Footballers and fashion is like oil and water



Bruno Arse

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

JunkDeluxe posted:

urgh... Footballers and fashion is like oil and water



like ozil and water surely

generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006

JunkDeluxe posted:

urgh... Footballers and fashion is like oil and water



B-bruno Mars?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

oliwan posted:

It is my humble opinion that adults who "prank" other adults should be murdered.
Gazza is cool you stupid fuckin idiot smh

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I bet everyone at Lazio thought he was an absolute titting oval office

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

I bet everyone at Lazio thought he was an absolute titting oval office

I be he did Nazi that coming.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

most of what "gazza" says is defo no better than the bullshit tales of the delusional alcoholic you find in the corners of every wetherspoons across the country but because he once scored a goal against scotland and made some tears everyone laps it up

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Gazza posted:

I did one on Di Matteo, who would sometimes get on my nerves. I went back to the villa and there was a little snake.
I went back to training in the afternoon and put the snake in his pocket.
When we came back in after training I asked him if he had any money.
He put his hand in his pocket and nearly shat himself.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Tim krul threw his top into the crowd on the last match of the season

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Jose posted:

Tim krul threw his top into the crowd on the last match of the season



This article is timely.



Wonder when Barca will follow suit for the American plastics.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

TelekineticBear! posted:

most of what "gazza" says is defo no better than the bullshit tales of the delusional alcoholic you find in the corners of every wetherspoons across the country but because he once scored a goal against scotland and made some tears everyone laps it up

smh

Gazza can say and do what he wants imo.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Isn't it like the worse kept secret that he's gay? Who gives a gently caress though man

ronald is not gay.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

tbp posted:

ronald is not gay.

he is

he'll never come out because his brand would suffer though

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

tbp posted:

ronald is not gay.

*posts Ronaldo pic if him at United training being confused at team mates dick*

*also posts Ronaldo dancing on boat with dudes*

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay but Ronald is definitely gay

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I hope ronald comes out because there is nothing studlier and more alpha than pounding your workout buddy's rear end.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
lol...only gay dudes seem to find gay ppl everywhere....seems like theres a bunch of hom*s in this thread that arne't me or ronald.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'm gay and my gaydar says Cristiano is gay as gently caress

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Ronaldo doesn't need to gently caress men to be gay but he is gay

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

hes trans* and a good ally.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
This is like the people that say Prince is gay. Ronaldo's pussy-nabbing abilities are on a whole different level, asking goons to comprehend it is like asking the human brain to think in five dimensions or something

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Prince is above and beyond sex.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://amp.twimg.com/v/aed1ad0d-8df6-40a6-ba58-9cea63183c5d

:eyepop:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Hoops posted:

This is like the people that say Prince is gay. Ronaldo's pussy-nabbing abilities are on a whole different level, asking goons to comprehend it is like asking the human brain to think in five dimensions or something

Ronald has never sexed a woman it's all a series of well orchestrated PR stunts.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Prince hasn't had sex since he became a Jehova's Witness in the 90s.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Speaking of Ronald

https://instagram.com/p/3taM3mBpT3/

Bet it'll rival even United Passions

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Someone told him Gareth Bale already had a film made about him and he just couldn't let it stand:

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

The LGBT film industry is booming these days

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Jermaine Dildoe posted:

The LGBT film industry is booming these days

lol

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

The LGBT film industry is booming these days

:vince:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




dex_sda posted:

So what I'm getting from this is that Gazza is the Karl Pilkington of football

Nah you're never gonna get it, there's noone you can compare him to. Karl Pilkington ffs?

saber45
Nov 10, 2004

I'm not sure whats going on here. They were even proud enough of this to mail it to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2CrJFATypU

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I know when I think of famous people I'd like to party with, Angel DiMaria, Michael Carrick and Wayne Rooney are the first ones that come to mind.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I like the zombie-like "yeaahhhhh" at the end when they celebrate the foosball goal. I wonder how many takes it took to nail that one

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

saber45 posted:

I'm not sure whats going on here. They were even proud enough of this to mail it to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2CrJFATypU

i dont even...

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Paddyb posted:

I know when I think of famous people I'd like to party with, Angel DiMaria, Michael Carrick and Wayne Rooney are the first ones that come to mind.

I bet Rooney is a laugh tbh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

nice founding year

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Sadd Sports Club sounds about right.

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