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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

that cop in mckinney is out

Out of what

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


^^^ a job prolly.

LorrdErnie posted:

lethal injection is so hosed

even something so gruesome as a high speed head crusher would be more humane

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Yeah, unfortunately it is. You're wrong.:smuggo:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Majorian posted:

I like post-modernism because it makes militant atheists sooooo angry.:keke:

post-modernist science literature causes me actual physical pain to try and read

i think it's fair to dislike something that seems to have been made for the express purpose of causing harm to you

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Majorian posted:

I like post-modernism because it makes militant atheists sooooo angry.:keke:

postmodernism is a malaise of our time :argh:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

corn in the bible posted:

I saw Garfield the Movie on a plane once. It was a long flight so they screened it four times.

the real reason lubitz crashed that plane

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Literally The Worst posted:

every time i read some bullshit like that pomplamoose thing about how expensive going on tour for the first time was or how hard it is to start as a musician i want to find the liner notes for Bomb the Music Industry's Scrambles wherein jeff rosenstock details recording an entire album for like a hundo and using a sock as a pop filter

That whole thing was about shilling for patreon which the guy owns iirc

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Post-modernism is a gigantic tool for trolling

it should be used as such

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Gravel Gravy posted:

Question. How do you pronounce royksopp?

"Bork bork bork."

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Bi monthly posting itt

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Small Frozen Thing posted:

post-modernist science literature causes me actual physical pain to try and read

i think it's fair to dislike something that seems to have been made for the express purpose of causing harm to you

What's an example of post modernist science lit?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

site posted:

lol I actually like Explosions in the Sky

But yeah post rock ain't for most people

ok so this is where i'm gonna get really dumb (oh ho ho "get") and say that the first time i listened to The Earth Is Not... i was working third shift at this sketchy "sweepstakes" place in a strip mall in oxford nc and reading Lord of the Rings for a paper i was writing and i remember listening to it and reading two towers and watching the sun come up over that little buttfuck town and ijt was just beautiful

godspeed is awful tho fshitashitinfartity

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
one should troll conservatives who whinge about "postmodern ivory tower english professors" even though they clearly internalized it themselves

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

LorrdErnie posted:

That whole thing was about shilling for patreon which the guy owns iirc

co-founder but yeah even without that it's an incredibly asinine thing to read as someone who's into DIY poo poo, the minute they got to "hotels" and "our lawyer" i just started screaming obscenities

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

ReidRansom posted:

^^^ a job prolly.


even something so gruesome as a high speed head crusher would be more humane

People don't like executions to be messy is the problem really

Wanna be executed by antiaircraft guns

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

site posted:

What's an example of post modernist science lit?

I'm trying to think of an example to link but whenever I attempt to remember instead I just feel a stabbing pain right behind my eye sockets

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i still have no loving idea what post modernism is and no explanation ive ever read has been satisfactory

and apparently were already moving past post modernism into some even more recursively self-referential territory that is like approaching some kind of meta-ironical state where the point of art is to be conspicuously sincere

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

i still have no loving idea what post modernism is and no explanation ive ever read has been satisfactory

this says a lot about you

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

LorrdErnie posted:

People don't like executions to be messy is the problem really

Wanna be executed by antiaircraft guns

just bring back hanging, if it was good enough (to completely botch) for the nazi leadership its good enough for child rapists

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

one should troll conservatives who whinge about "postmodern ivory tower english professors" even though they clearly internalized it themselves

yeah modern conservatism is pretty much subconscious post modernism mixed with a fuckload of hate

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

kustomkarkommando posted:

garfield was the worst coen brothers movie imo

Garfield 2 was worse.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
my new piece is genuine appreciation of precious moments figurines.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Literally The Worst posted:

co-founder but yeah even without that it's an incredibly asinine thing to read as someone who's into DIY poo poo, the minute they got to "hotels" and "our lawyer" i just started screaming obscenities

the dude is seriously annoying as poo poo

Natalie is also somewhat annoying but much hotter so it's more okay

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
a few years ago these two "indie musician" brothers from nyc put up this big sob story that i wish i could find about how much it cost them just to START TO BE MUSICIANS because i mean oh my god instruments and lessons and practice spaces and on and on and on and i wanna say the dude from the lawrence arms was the one who fired back with "i have owned two guitars, one of them i got at a pawn shop, i taught myself to play on that guitar, our practice space for years was a basement or a rooftop depending on where we were at, shut up" and that was lovely

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

V. Illych L. posted:

røyksopp :v:

i imagine an american could say "reich-sap" and be fairly close

That sounds very:hitler:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
we have a potluck brunch at work tomorrow so i made prosciutto e melone and i'm probably gonna eat some of it tonight too

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

this says a lot about you

it seems like it can just mean whatever it needs to at any given moment

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Raskolnikov38 posted:

just bring back hanging, if it was good enough (to completely botch) for the nazi leadership its good enough for child rapists

I do not approve of the death penalty

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nutranurse posted:

the real reason lubitz crashed that plane

he really hated mondays and couldnt tolerate another one

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

LorrdErnie posted:

the dude is seriously annoying as poo poo

Natalie is also somewhat annoying but much hotter so it's more okay

this is the first time i ever saw a pic of her goddamn

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Raskolnikov38 posted:

just bring back hanging, if it was good enough (to completely botch) for the nazi leadership its good enough for child rapists

If you don't do it right you get strangulation and decapitations though

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Joementum posted:

we have a potluck brunch at work tomorrow so i made prosciutto e melone and i'm probably gonna eat some of it tonight too

someones gonna bring in bagels from panera or einstein bros

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Raskolnikov38 posted:

just bring back hanging, if it was good enough (to completely botch) for the nazi leadership its good enough for child rapists

what about hanging ten, everyone has to surf to their death

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
postmodern historians are insufferable

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

LorrdErnie posted:

If you don't do it right you get strangulation and decapitations though

that was the botching i mentioned

e: also if you fit my personal criteria for the when the death penalty applies i don't really care at that point if dying sucks for you

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

i still have no loving idea what post modernism is and no explanation ive ever read has been satisfactory

and apparently were already moving past post modernism into some even more recursively self-referential territory that is like approaching some kind of meta-ironical state where the point of art is to be conspicuously sincere

Step 1: Find militant modernist (ie: an r/atheism poster).
Step 2: Challenge their epistemological assumptions.
Step 3: Laugh as they sputter furiously.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Joementum posted:

we have a potluck brunch at work tomorrow so i made prosciutto e melone and i'm probably gonna eat some of it tonight too

I approve

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I'm trying to think of an example to link but whenever I attempt to remember instead I just feel a stabbing pain right behind my eye sockets

lol

paranoid randroid posted:

i still have no loving idea what post modernism is and no explanation ive ever read has been satisfactory

Not gonna lie, same

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

paranoid randroid posted:

i still have no loving idea what post modernism is and no explanation ive ever read has been satisfactory

and apparently were already moving past post modernism into some even more recursively self-referential territory that is like approaching some kind of meta-ironical state where the point of art is to be conspicuously sincere

fart into a balloon, then huff the contents

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Majorian posted:

Step 1: Find militant modernist (ie: an r/atheism poster).
Step 2: Challenge their epistemological assumptions.
Step 3: Laugh as they sputter furiously.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat.

shut the gently caress upppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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