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who likes eating and doesnt give a gently caress
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Jun 10, 2015 02:44
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Jun 10, 2024 11:37
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- dogcrash truther
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get between me and my food? oh boy, youre in for a bad surprise
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Jun 10, 2015 02:44
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whats up, big eater?
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Jun 10, 2015 02:45
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welcome to the big eat club. bird-biters gtfo
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Jun 10, 2015 02:46
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- beer pal
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they always say i must have a hollow leg. i say back, you better hope it's hollow, cus im gonna use it to kick your rear end if you dont give me some more food.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jun 10, 2015 02:48
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welcome to my house. i call it "the fridge" because its a big fridge. the basement is the freezer. the living room is the crisper. when you ring my doorbell, you get ice.
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Jun 10, 2015 02:49
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I put my dinner under a magnifying glass so everyone thinks I'm a big eater, but in reality I can only consume normal portions
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 10, 2015 02:51
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welcome to my house. i call it "the fridge" because its a big fridge. the basement is the freezer. the living room is the crisper. when you ring my doorbell, you get ice.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 10, 2015 02:52
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when i was younger they called me "the conveyor belt" cause as one hand was putting food in my mouth, the other was reaching for more food. left, right, left, right...i could go all day. still do, in fact. but they don't call me "the conveyor belt" anymore. because i ate them. hungry boy!
mfw i realize i've eaten my family again
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Jun 10, 2015 02:52
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I eat so much gbs made a megathread about me
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Jun 10, 2015 02:52
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I put my dinner under a magnifying glass so everyone thinks I'm a big eater, but in reality I can only consume normal portions
eating big is a state of mind
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Jun 10, 2015 02:53
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by zen death robot
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Protip to maximize your food input: when you finish a bag of chips or pretzels, there's always leftover crumbs that you can't be bothered to eat. Save up a few bags, it only takes a day or two, then take all the crumbs and compress them in your large, powerful hands. Hands strengthened from years of power meals. Throw them in the oven. My friend you've created a new snack, and possibly a new food movement
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 10, 2015 02:54
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hey big eaters
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Jun 10, 2015 02:55
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I m pretty loving hungry rn. who else could go for some Big EAts?
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Jun 10, 2015 02:57
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I m pretty loving hungry rn. who else could go for some Big EAts?
haha u know me. i 'm always up for eats: the bigger, the better
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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I'm big, but I only occasionally eat. how do I fit in?
itsw not about how big you are, its about the size of the eats
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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- GEExCEE
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one thing ive learned in a lifetime of Big Eating: I dont give a gently caress about crumbs!!
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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they always say i must have a hollow leg. i say back, you better hope it's hollow, cus im gonna use it to kick your rear end if you dont give me some more food.
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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i'm very fit, because i work out a lot, which allows me to eat a lot. i eat all right, and i eat big.
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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haha u know me. i 'm always up for eats: the bigger, the better
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Jun 10, 2015 02:58
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- dogcrash truther
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if i dont have to tilt my head to take in all my food, if my peripheral vision isnt entirely blocked by comestibles, i dont consider myself to really be eating big. "if it fits in my sight, it's just a small bite" - big eaters saying
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Jun 10, 2015 03:00
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dont let anyone peer pressure you into eating more or less than you really want to. Not everyone is cut out to be a BIg Eater and that.s okay - more food for us! ! !
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Jun 10, 2015 03:00
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at thanksgiving, the family knows by now they gotta make two turkeys if they want me to show up. they can be vegetarian all they want but its a hell-no for me.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jun 10, 2015 03:06
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when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater
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Jun 10, 2015 03:08
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- dogcrash truther
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some big eaters are born, some big eaters are made. we each have our own big eating "story" or, "journey" if you will
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Jun 10, 2015 03:09
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when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater
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Jun 10, 2015 03:14
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forgot to pack a snack tho so I'm grumpy
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 10, 2015 03:19
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just had a pb&j. the "peanut butter" was whole unshelled peanuts, the jelly was a portuguese man o war, and the bread was couch cushions
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