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Periodiko posted:Is this poll asking who should be president, or who has the doofiest face?  Rand Paul is really cute. Not sexually attractive, just like a handsome little boy. I also like that Ben Carson has facial hair. Can (no-chance) black candidates get away with facial hair more, or is that a coincidence?
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ErIog posted:Alveda King is the base. I knew one of his relatives was involved in antiabortion stuff, forgot the name. I'm sure Rand will appreciate the support of the many Michael Steeles in the GOP. Can I get a high fibble!? EDIT: apparently Steele is pro-choice, so let's say Ken Blackwell...or just Ben Carsons not voting for Ben Carson. All 5 of them. De Nomolos fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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platzapS posted:
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De Nomolos posted:I knew one of his relatives was involved in antiabortion stuff, forgot the name.
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Fulchrum posted:Not just antiabortion, she's very into nearly every right wing crazy thing. She basically lives off her ability to claim MLK Jr. would totally be a Republican and just hate that mean old tyrant Obama. Yeah, it is great that a certain group can claim a historical figure because one of his descendents leans their way. Messaging. That is all the Republican party has been missing, messaging. I can't even say that with a straight face.
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To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike.
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TheDisreputableDog posted:To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike. You are a really lovely gimmick. Just bad.
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TheDisreputableDog posted:To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike. Counterpoint: two unjustified foreign invasions
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TheDisreputableDog posted:To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike. I agree, were he around today MLK would have problems with both parties and would probably do the only moral option available and join a socialist party.
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[url]http://[/url] talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/martin-omalley-gary-hart-redux In which TPM writes a funny headline and then spends way too many  saying Martin O'Malley is an empty suit who cheated (s?) on his wife.Edit: phone posting doesn't work the way I think it does.
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:wasn't this the setup for a Boondocks episode? If I remember right they took the "the problem is us" approach rather than any of the political parties. It's been years since I've seen it though.
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TheDisreputableDog posted:To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike. Yeah, to be sure--Obama is too conservative for MLK in a lot of ways.
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ohgodwhat posted:what Japan doesn't have any claim on the Spratlys, would only make things worse.
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Gravel Gravy posted:If I remember right they took the "the problem is us" approach rather than any of the political parties. It's been years since I've seen it though. The episode hypothetically deals with MLK Jr being in a coma instead of dying. He comes out of the coma in the 2000s. He begins his work again and has Not-Bill O'Reilly ask him why he hates America and why he is a socialist. He then starts pushing a political platform but his rally turns into a house party. He calls all the people Niggers for becoming exactly what society wants them to be so it is easier to keep them down. The people turn on him and he says "Screw this, I am moving to Canada." After episodes of Black Jesus and Snitching, it is one of my favorite episodes. I use the premise (if MLK was still alive today) in my modern history class.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's wildly successful fundraising organization, "I'll Be PAC."
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It's really nice when bikers get together to help kids with special needs.
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Gravel Gravy posted:If I remember right they took the "the problem is us" approach rather than any of the political parties. It's been years since I've seen it though. No, it was basically that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E McGruder really loving hates BET. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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A girl pointed out to me last night that the expression on Ted Cruz's face reminds her of the creepy men who leer at underage girls, and now I can't unsee that image.
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AsInHowe posted:A girl pointed out to me last night that the expression on Ted Cruz's face reminds her of the creepy men who leer at underage girls, and now I can't unsee that image. It's the nose
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Professor Funk posted:It's the nose I think part of why I hate Ted Cruz is because I knew a guy in college who was the shiftiest, skeeziest, most self-centered gently caress I knew and he had the same feature.
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The employees at Madam Tussauds are hoping for a Ted Cruz nomination/victory so that they can totally phone one in
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Gravel Gravy posted:I think part of why I hate Ted Cruz is because I knew a guy in college who was the shiftiest, skeeziest, most self-centered gently caress I knew and he had the same feature. There's a guy in my neighborhood who looks a lot like him and is a sweetheart. He is Puerto Rican and hates Cruz.
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Today I learned that having a weirdly shaped nose does not automatically make you a bad person
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Professor Funk posted:Today I learned that having a weirdly shaped nose does not automatically make you a bad person No, typically just a witch.
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Gravel Gravy posted:No, typically just a witch. This is a good point and I retract my previous statement.
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um, hes got kinda droopy eyes but his nose looks fine to me, i don't know what y'all are on about
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Obdicut posted:There's a guy in my neighborhood who looks a lot like him and is a sweetheart. He is Puerto Rican and hates Cruz. Cruz claims to be Cuban. The Hispanic people in this country don't loving care. To them he is a poser. He might get some Cuban votes, but lol at him picking up the Hispanic vote.
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forbidden lesbian posted:um, hes got kinda droopy eyes but his nose looks fine to me, i don't know what y'all are on about I actually think he looks kind of sweet but I may be biased because my guy in the neighborhood is a total mensch.
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Fulchrum posted:No, it was basically that. Jesus I forgot how awful this bit was.
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Professor Funk posted:It's the nose It's the eyes/mouth expression of "I don't want to seem like I'm staring or enjoying this, so this expression will make me seem normal and average".
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Cruz has a face that's just begging for a good punch, and Walker looks like he's already had his. EDIT Also I tried an experiment and  Paul looks significantly different this way. Those curls are really distracting. Alien Arcana fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Alien Arcana posted:Cruz has a face that's just begging for a good punch, and Walker looks like he's already had his. As an ex-bartender, I've had a lot of Walkers about 1:00 AM telling me incomprehensible stories about walleye fishing or possibly having sex.
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Hillary's first Instagram: "Hard Choices".
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Joementum posted:Hillary's first Instagram: "Hard Choices". Oh good she's transforming into Merkel.
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Is it me or are the 2016 campaigns across the board getting a little smarter with humor than in years past?
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TheDisreputableDog posted:To be fair, it isn't a stretch to believe that MLK would have a problem with extrajudicial execution of US citizens via drone strike. The only 2016 Republican who opposes that policy is Civil Rights Act opponent Rand Paul, I think it's safe to say that MLK wouldn't be a big fan.
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Joementum posted:Hillary's first Instagram: "Hard Choices". Is she trolling the misogynists?
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My counter suggestion: top 20 on stage all at once, the only person with a microphone is the moderator, whoever shouts loudest gets to speak
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