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ThinkTank posted:Think and Windros, Bros 4 Lyfe. Time to captain this team to a cup. Think is a lovely captain
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Hockles posted:Athanatos racks up another Norris, 2 more to go
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All of these trophies and all of these goals don't fill the Cup shaped hole in my heart. But they sure help wit da ladies
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Flyinglemur posted:All of these trophies and all of these goals don't fill the Cup shaped hole in my heart. Tank is worse in every statistical way yet has a Stanley Cup and is the only captain. Who cares about all those goals and points if you're a spineless choker? 
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I would make some pithy comment about "a Cup? Pssh" but the Buffalo guys have three, so... 
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Kyrosiris posted:I would make some pithy comment about "a Cup? Pssh" but the Buffalo guys have three, so... None of them have captained their team to their first playoff miss in six years and a 5 game upset in the first round the next year, so suck it.
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Okay so I finish my cross-state move, get back online, and I find out that I won a Cup?  checksin posted:I go away for the weekend and Yokozuna wins All The Things?! God bless you, you fat clutch bastard HAIL YOKOZUNA
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I've got an A,that's close to a C. Still no Cup in the desert tho
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Rutkowski posted:gently caress everyone all day every day. My sentiments also.
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Two President trophies and two Cups in three years now that Crushinator is out of the frozen hellscape that is Minnesota and moved to the frozen hellscape that is Buffalo The Missing Piece
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2028 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Steven Stamkos (1549gp - 846g - 1026a - 1872p) Tyler Seguin (1371gp - 556g - 676a - 1232p) Jamie Benn (1308gp - 498g - 701a - 1199p) Sean Couturier Mika Zibanejad Mark Scheifele JT Miller Beau Bennett Tanner Pearson Zack Kassian Nikita Kucherov (1094gp - 301g - 599a - 900p) Emerson Etem Riley Sheahan Evgeny Kuznetsov Luca Sbisa Jon Merrill Boone Jenner Calvin de Haan Alexander Khokhlachev Jamie Oleksiak Shayne Gostisbehere Bill Arnold Tomas Vincour Mark Pysyk Ondrej Palat Mark Stone Tim Bozon Michael Ferland Griffin Reinhart Transaction News BUF -- re-signed A. Athanatos to a $14.5mil/2yr contract CHI -- re-signed R. Cola to a $14.5mil/2yr contract CBJ -- re-signed R. Peters to a $8.3mil/2yr contract DAL -- re-signed W. van Steamsdyk to a $10.8mil/3yr contract LAK -- re-signed S. McStabson to a $51.6mil/5yr contract LAK -- re-signed B. Bitdiddle to a $23.3mil/4yr contract NSH -- re-signed L. Alger to a $29.7mil/4yr contract OTT -- re-signed F. Stats to a $18.3mil/3yr contract OTT -- re-signed I. Strelkov to a $3mil/2yr contract PHI -- re-signed E. Windros Jr to a $18mil/3yr contract PIT -- re-signed A. Kilza to a $29.7mil/4yr contract TBL -- re-signed B. Banton to a $24.1mil/3yr contract VAN -- re-signed J. Helar to $28.5mil/6yr contract VAN -- re-signed M. O'Leary to a $31.8mil/4yr contract NYI -- signed Zack Mackay (C, 87 OVR) to a 3yr contract NYR -- signed Jerry Clarke (D, 86 OVR) to a 3yr contract STL -- signed Ron Tenute (LW, 86 OVR) to a 3yr contract WPG -- signed Rich Stoll (LW, 85 OVR) to a 3yr contract 6/23/28 -- MTL gets: Ty Rattie (RW, 86 OVR) 6/23/28 -- STL gets: 2029 1st Round Pick 6/23/28 -- BOS gets: 2029 1st Round Pick, 2029 2nd Round Pick, Stuart Skinner (G, 81 OVR) 6/23/28 -- DET gets: Dougie Hamilton (D, 87 OVR) 6/23/28 -- ANA gets: 2028 3rd Round Pick 6/23/28 -- MTL gets: Rickard Rakell (C, 82 OVR) 8/11/28 -- ARZ gets: Stefan Elliot (D, 82 OVR) 8/11/28 -- COL gets: 2 prospects Top 10 Forward Salaries
Top 5 Defenseman Salaries
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JawKnee posted:Wait wait wait Wang is on the right wing now? They probably hired Oates for HC.
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Whoa whoa whoa, why is Windros making $750k less and more term than Think? Think demands a giant new contract right now.
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Hockles posted:2028 Offseason News This doesn't seem like much of a raise... Hockles posted:2024 Offseason News ...Because it isn't. Come on Pittsburgh. Is this any way to treat your playoff star? 
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Holy gently caress Arizona sucks now AND I once again get stuck behind a lesser player on the second wing.
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lmao Chap conned a franchise into bumping a goon so he can start. gods, have mercy on Ottawa.
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No one is as good of a 3rd liner as I am. Career plug.
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CBJ should give me the loving C, god dammit, and gently caress you
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CommaToes posted:is Felix Orphansbane the highest paid player ever? In salary, he edges out Shea Weber's current real-life. This game doesn't include endorsements, so Crosby's total income is more.
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All-Star Break 2029 Update All-Stars West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) West -- Stabby McStabson (Starting Right Wing) West -- Jim Helar (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Sergei Saskatanov (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Liam Gallant (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Milkbags O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing) West -- Solomon Pepperdick (Starting Goaltender) West -- Zip (Backup Goaltender) East -- Pablo Sanchez (Starting Left Wing) East -- ThinkTank (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- Prodigious Wang (3rd Line Left Wing) East -- Rod Peters (4th Line Center) East -- Aaron Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing) East -- Igor Strelkov (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Saskatanov is 6th in Points Satonaka leads the league in Goals; ThinkTank is 2nd; Peters is 4th Saskatanov is 4th in Assists; Athanatos is 6th O'Bourke is 3rd in +/- O'Bourke is 6th in Hits O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Picklechips is 2nd; Stats is 3rd; Windros Jr is 4th; The Crushinator is 6th; Saskatanov is 7th Pepperdick leads the league in Wins; Robertson is 2nd; Zip is 3rd; Strelkov is 5th Strelkov leads the league in GAA; Yokozuna is 2nd; Zip is 3rd; Pepperdick is 6th Zip leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 4th; Yokozuna is 5th; Strelkov is 6th Transaction News 12/4/28 -- MTL gets: Buju Banton (RW, 86 OVR) 12/4/28 -- TBL gets: 2030 1st Round Pick, a prospect 12/25/28 -- MTL gets: Prodigious Wang (LW, 86 OVR) 12/25/28 -- STL gets: Ty Rattie (RW, 83 OVR) 2029 2nd Round Pick, a prospect Injury Report None  Comments Banton was dealt to Montreal It's a Christmas miracle! Wang is traded to Montreal too http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Yokozuna gets robbed on the all-star game again  Even Chris Osgood got picked more than this
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Hockles posted:All-Star Break 2029 Update gently caress yeah late bloomer.
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Hockles posted:Banton was dealt to Montreal nice! Wang finally isn't alone - and also is back in Canada
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Spamtron7000 posted:gently caress yeah late bloomer. Ditto. My first all star game, AND I'm leading the league in wins, somehow.
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2029 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 1:40 -- (East) J. Eichel (A. DeAngelo, J. Drouin) 4:14 -- (East) J. Drouin (C. McDavid) 12:06 - (East) ThinkTank (R. Ruhwedel, A. DeAngelo) 2nd Period 2:03 -- (East) J. Eichel (J. Drouin, G. Bourammman) 5:33 -- (East) P. Wang (A. Burakovsky, D. Wharton) 6:23 -- (East) C. McDavid (D. Wharton, G. Bouramman) 6:55 -- (West) K. Valette (M. O'Leary, S. McStabson) Penalty Summary 1st Period 2:15 -- (West) Z. Werenski -- Holding (Minor) 2:55 -- (West) G. Vien -- Boarding (Minor) 3:22 -- (West) L. Gallant -- Cross Checking (Minor) 5:02 -- (West) Z. Werenski -- Tripping (Minor) 5:26 -- (West) L. Gallant -- Slashing (Minor) 6:21 -- (West) M. O'Leary -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 12:12 - (West) Z. Werenski -- Hooking (Minor) 13:19 - (East) R. Peters -- Roughing (Minor) 3rd Period 3:39 -- (West) S. Saskatanov -- Holding (Minor) 4:21 -- (West) N. Hannifin -- Interference (Minor) 4:38 -- (West) P. Nittymaki -- Interference (Minor) 5:08 -- (West) Z. Werenski -- High Sticking (Double-Minor) 8:02 -- (East) A. DeAngelo -- Holding (Minor) 11:23 - (West) K. Vallette -- Tripping (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Jonathan Drouin (1 goal, 2 assists, +1) 2) (East) Jack Eichel (2 goals, +2) 3) (East) Connor McDavid (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)   Comments Strelkov ended up coming into the game after McNiven (the starter) got injured Look at the times on the West penalties in the first period. If my math is correct, even with a PPG by Drouin, they were on a 5on3 PK for roughly 4 minutes due to stacked penalties. Then again in the 3rd.
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