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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Finished product on my desk right now

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

got our closing dates for the houses

should be all moved in by the end of the month



god i hate moving

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

got our closing dates for the houses

should be all moved in by the end of the month



god i hate moving

It really sucks unless you know a bunch of burly men with muscular hips and legs.

Paging N4I

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I would rather die.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

honestly im just going to rent a storage unit that's like 5 min away from the new house tomorrow and run stuff there for the next two weeks, then rent a truck the day of and just get it all done then

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


When I moved I just hired a moving company. Pretty reasonable rate considering I didn't have to deal with any of the loving bullshit that is moving. gently caress moving.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
When the gently caress did everyone start getting married all of a sudden? In the last 24 hours, I got another invitation and two more buddies got engaged. Then there's a bachelor party this weekend. I'm either going to be broke or my liver is going to be shot.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


We're all getting old dude :saddowns:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
You start getting closer to thirty, you start realizing that your options are increasingly constrained to people no one else wanted to marry before now and people who already have kids.

It kinda sucks.

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

Dead Reckoning posted:

You start getting closer to thirty, you start realizing that your options are increasingly constrained to people no one else wanted to marry before now and people who already have kids.

It kinda sucks.

The absolute worst is the ones who are the last of their friends to be single. Be weary goons.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Finished product on my desk right now



wow dude you just gonna inline post your nasty pocket pussy? not even an :nws: or :nms: tag?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Ckwiesr posted:

The absolute worst is the ones who are the last of their friends to be single. Be weary goons.

Oh hey, that's me. It's also funny when girls offer to set you up with their single friends, because it rapidly becomes transparent that the criteria isn't about attractiveness or potential compatibility, but mostly about which of their friends has been single the longest.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm not even old. I'm 25 for crying out loud. :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh god i turn 28 next week and i'm still single

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh god i turn 28 next week and i'm still single

What's up baby. :wink:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
how did you dinosaurs even figure out how to post on the internet?

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how did you dinosaurs even figure out how to post on the internet?

Because we've been doing this poo poo since before broadband.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh god i turn 28 next week and i'm still single

It's not important. Don't sweat it.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh god i turn 28 next week and i'm still single

35 and single.

Being old single is awesome. House is quiet. No alimony/child support.

When the VA finally gets me a claim rating, that poo poo is all mine..

LoL if you are married.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Shaquille O'Neal is a 9/11 truther.

:laugh:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Less than a year til I'm 30. gently caress.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I'll be 27 next month. Officially LATE twenties :ohdear:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Whip Slagcheek posted:

When I moved I just hired a moving company. Pretty reasonable rate considering I didn't have to deal with any of the loving bullshit that is moving. gently caress moving.

When I was moving around all the time I would always get a company to move the big poo poo like beds, couches, tables, ect... but I would move the boxes of poo poo myself to save $$$. Move the small poo poo yourself.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Ckwiesr posted:

The absolute worst is the ones who are the last of their friends to be single. Be weary goons.

It also sucks to be the last one without kids. It's like I'm feeling pressured to reproduce just so I fit in with my friends again.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wow dude you just gonna inline post your nasty pocket pussy? not even an :nws: or :nms: tag?

Pretty sure thats what :nws: Hers :nws: looks like up close after I read that article

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm gonna be 29 this September but my life is pretty rad and I still gently caress like a champ so suck my dick from the back you old feeling geezers.

P.S your lawn sucks and I'll be glad to get off it.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Pretty sure thats what :nws: Hers :nws: looks like up close after I read that article

still would

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

RIP your immune system

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Love small, perky boobs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


same

she probably has a crazy anal game

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

voting this as GiP theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYakrSp9DqM

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Lazy Reservist posted:

RIP your immune system

they make condoms you know

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Heard OITNB season 3 released early.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Heard OITNB season 3 released early.

Aw poo poo and I just finished my S2 re-watch. Netflix has it up, it's go time!

E: From the preview image it looks like Alex is back in the clink :laffo: bitch had it coming

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

Genocide Tendency posted:

35 and single.

Being old single is awesome. House is quiet. No alimony/child support.

When the VA finally gets me a claim rating, that poo poo is all mine..

LoL if you are married.
same here, gently caress bitches get paid.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

same here, gently caress bitches get paid.

The best things in life are earning a six figure paycheque all to yourzelf and yet having a niece and a nephew that you can walk away from when they start crying. I keep threatening my brother that I'll teach his daughter to use power tools on his Mercedes
being the cool uncle owns

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Pot roast is done.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Pot roast is done.


:gizz:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Double the prep was worth it. poo poo is excellent.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ckwiesr posted:

Plus BoB had Guarnere who was the best rear end in a top hat.

I'm behind in the thread, but here's a related bit of cool news from last year.

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