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Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011


This is the first time I actually read that post, and now I feel like I should check out Snowpiercer, given it's apparently similar to Kingsman.

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Yes_Cantaloupe posted:

I've gotten most of mine from amiami with little fuss and reasonable prices (to the states).

They don't have the figure i want...

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Level Slide posted:

This is the first time I actually read that post, and now I feel like I should check out Snowpiercer, given it's apparently similar to Kingsman.

And much better even, apparently!

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Davincie posted:

moving military forces into other countries by 'accident' to provoke a war is a time honoured tradition

Im in favor of Mexican irredentism

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I'm going to eat some Subway and watch anime this glorious Saturday afternoon.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Level Slide posted:

This is the first time I actually read that post, and now I feel like I should check out Snowpiercer, given it's apparently similar to Kingsman.
Snowpiercer is okay.

I feel like I enjoyed it more for its Korean-ness than anything else.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Namtab posted:

"Sometimes people have to die for the greater good" - a goon

The greater good.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I'm liking where Owari no Seraph is going with this 'seraph' thing. Here's to a second season!

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I want the guy who wrote that post to write another one about Immortan Joe's water conservation and population control policies.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cxYn5ixh4

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

The guy who wanted to kill off most of humanity is in fact the real hero, as opposed to all the people who didn't want that to happen

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000


Nobody ever knows how to use droll correctly

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Its quickly becoming the next penultimate

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Snowpiercer is very very good.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

You had me at "good" and "Korean"

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

i love snowpiercer, but i also love korea and im a huge fan of the director so...

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Namtab posted:

The guy who wanted to kill off most of humanity is in fact the real hero, as opposed to all the people who didn't want that to happen

Most of the problems in the world are caused by humans and without us everything would be totally natural and pure and nothing would ever die. Makes you think.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
If you've ever wanted to see someone burst out of one train car into another train car filled with dudes wearing masks wielding axes and one of them just pulls out a fish and guts it before they all do a haka, Snowpiercer is a film you should see.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

quote:

I strongly disagree.

If she was a real person, who, of her own initiative, offered the bumsex, then yes, that would say something about her as an individual and her as a woman.

But she is not a real person. She is a fictional character in a movie directed by Matthew Vaughn, based on a comic written by Mark Millar. There is no "she" to decide that she wants to do anything. The script has her initiate the sex because that is more conforming to what men want - the same way most of the women in 007 movies are happy to sleep with James (after the plot-mandated coyness at the beginning), the same way most of the women in porn act like they just can't wait to be hosed. Men fantasize about beautiful women WANTING to sleep with them, they don't fantasize about manipulating or forcing women into sex (for the most part, hopefully). The fictional Swedish princess, a 1-dimensional character with no attributes other than a) opposes mass genocide and b) is up for anal, is not a positive model for assertive female sexuality. Such women, fictional ones even!, can exist, this just sure as hell isn't the way to go about it.

But I don't think Kingsman is truly reinforcing the "women as trophies" trope because it goes so far in that direction that it becomes satire. For those that don't see it as satire, it hits as far past the line of decency, which sparks a discussion. For those that do see it as satire, it is a direct calling out of James Bond, which sparks a discussion. Wow, a film with something to say, how grand!

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Offer me the bumsex

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos

Davincie posted:

i love snowpiercer, but i also love korea and im a huge fan of the director so...

Yeah same. Mother was sick too.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

bong joon-ho's memories of a murder is the best detective film made in the last 20 years and the host is probably the best monster movie in the last few decades, but there isn't much competition in that field

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

tbh i genuinely thought that post was from imdb, i thought cd was very anal about spelling and grammar and that post was very badly written

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Namtab posted:

Offer me the bumsex

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Davincie posted:

tbh i genuinely thought that post was from imdb, i thought cd was very anal about spelling and grammar and that post was very badly written
According to the official Something Awful rules low content posts are probatable yet here we are.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010


For bumsex

Twiddy
May 17, 2008

To the man who loves art for its own sake, it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived.
Snowpiercer is a good film, haven't seen Kingsman yet, I get the feeling they aren't as comparable as that post wants to think.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

quote:

You are unfairly removing the context of this discussion. I did not say all women who willingly have sex with a male character in fiction written by men. There are infinite such scenarios that could have worth (be it meaning or entertainment or both) besides pure male titillation, just as there are another infinite such scenarios that are titillation alone.

In terms more honest to what is depicted in the films we're discussing.... a fictional woman who is attractive and readily willing to have sex with the male hero of a film AND offers nothing else in terms of emotional or thematic depth is frequently there only as part of the "escapism" and "thrill" of genre entertainment aimed at men, yes. This is not a radical idea. If Kingsman were playing this straight, if it was not satire, what escapist thrill does a young woman get from the princess scenario? "Gee, I sure wish I was a prisoner in a maniac's secret lair, fearful for my life, with only the offer of anal intercourse as a bargaining chip for my safety!" Whereas, from the male perspective - "Gee, I sure wish I was an unbelievable badass, saving the world and then getting to have anal sex with a beautiful Swedish princess!"

And how does "This is a sex positive representation of the modern woman!" reconcile with the fact that this is a "fun movie"? Having a beautiful woman offer the hero sex is part of the "fun" the same way the action scenes and the jokes are part of the fun. James Bond, Colin Firth, etc. aren't amazing badasses shot in well-choreographed fight scenes because it is important to their characters to look good in fight scenes - their characters' motives are trying to stay alive or some plotty MacGuffin nonsense. The fight scenes are shot to look so cool because it is fun for the audience. The people behind the movie did it for you! The same reason they put beautiful women in sexy clothing and compromising positions - for you!

I'm all for positive models of female sexuality. I'm also fine with sex-for-sex's-sake entertainment aimed at men, because movies can be escapist fun. The only thing I'm truly against is mistaking one for the other.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Gee, I sure wish I was an unbelievable badass, saving the world and then getting to have anal sex with a beautiful Swedish princess

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
I haven't read any of the big-rear end quotes you posted and I won't in the future either.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

K. Flaps posted:

I haven't read any of the big-rear end quotes you posted and I won't in the future either.

Good

Jostiband
May 7, 2007

K. Flaps posted:

I haven't read any of the big-rear end quotes you posted and I won't in the future either.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I need to watch Kinmoza(?) one of these days

Twiddy
May 17, 2008

To the man who loves art for its own sake, it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived.
I'm amazed at your ability to keep reading terrible stuff to bring entertainment to other people.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

He survived Mahouka, he can survive anything.

Butt Ghost
Nov 23, 2013

Apparently competitive Catherine was a thing once

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Namtab posted:

Offer me the bumsex

i'm pro that

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000


The best part of EVO is finding all the wierd side games. Two years ago they played a Japan vs US PErsona 4 Arena money match in a hotel room, right at the start they got a noise complaint so the commentators were whispering through the whole thing, which made it even hyper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCR7TiFFqys

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Patch Babel, Atlus.

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Srice
Sep 11, 2011

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

The film forum is absolutely appalling and I also love movies

There are some rare good threads in there but overall yeah, the conversations suck.

I think my fave bad post of all time in there was by a dude who is super uncritical of everything nerdy, who called Avengers 2 one of the most tense films he had ever seen.

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