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oopsie rock posted:So if you really suck and always get stuck on crappy teams, it'll take you 50 matches to max out; if you do well and always win you could max out in 10 matches. That's not quite right, there are five ranks. (I'm sure the translations will be different than mine, but here goes.) You start as typical/average, then it takes 10 points to get true/legit, then another 25 for super, then 50 for star/celeb, then another 99 for eternal. So you need a total of 184 points to max out or about 37 victories.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:02
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Jun 14, 2015 01:03
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Oh. My. GOD. I got sick of sucking in Ranked so I decided to get crazy and go back to the Krak-On roller again. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. I got 17 kills my first match. And it wasn't a fluke! I kept getting 15 plus kills! My highest kill count was 19! I ranked up from C to B- and had a win streak of 10 or so. (So hawt!) The only thing saving the pubbies from my continued murderous rampage is my gamepad running low on juice. Team Dog is going to feel my wrath come Splatfest. 
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Jun 14, 2015 01:05
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Like a hundred pages ago, some goon was asking for pictures of his squidkid in Inkopolis doing cool poo poo. I have no idea who that goon was or if he accepted my friend request, but I played turf war with some rad goons today and found them in my Inkopolis later, so enjoy candid pictures of your squids.  Also, if you didn't notice, here's my rad new team shirt for my rad new team. 
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Jun 14, 2015 01:26
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:Not yet. I'm... not quite sure if I should do anything being strays and all (I have two cats already). Kittens are all wobbly and stuff and curled up with mom realtalk you should call an anti-kill shelter around you so that if they're just stray and not feral they can fix the cats and put them up for adoption. if they're feral then they'll fix them and release them back into the colony. i took my dog to the beach today and now she is sleeping because a tired dog is a happy dog  team dog
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Jun 14, 2015 01:29
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Silver Falcon posted:Oh. My. GOD. If you think a roller will stop team dog then you have another thing coming for you.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:31
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Silver Falcon posted:Oh. My. GOD. Krak-On Roller is a beautiful, beautiful thing. I consistently lead rooms in kills and I don't even remember what aiming feels like.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:50
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So those words translate to cat I'm guessing. Has anyone on the net managed to decipher the inkling language yet?
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Jun 14, 2015 01:54
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Rocketlex posted:Krak-On Roller is a beautiful, beautiful thing. I consistently lead rooms in kills and I don't even remember what aiming feels like. Realistically, the Krak-On can succeed just by laying down good beacons. I have to pull so much beacon killing duty.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:59
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Modus Pwnens posted:That's not quite right, there are five ranks. (I'm sure the translations will be different than mine, but here goes.) Oh hey, good to know! I saw that guy's previous screenshot with the X/50 on the bar and I wrongly assumed that was the max. Thanks for the correction!
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Jun 14, 2015 02:07
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Splat Zone is really fun! This game is really fun! Yep!
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Jun 14, 2015 02:08
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pokeyman posted:Splat Zone is really fun! swear your allegiance to a team
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Jun 14, 2015 02:09
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noirstronaut posted:swear your allegiance to a team I wish all squids and kids to live in permanent peace. you can spell my team with the letters in the other sentence in this post
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Jun 14, 2015 02:18
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pokeyman posted:I wish all squids and kids to live in permanent peace. canine?
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Jun 14, 2015 02:20
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Hey it's me, good games Bean 
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Jun 14, 2015 02:20
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oopsie rock posted:Oh hey, good to know! I saw that guy's previous screenshot with the X/50 on the bar and I wrongly assumed that was the max. Thanks for the correction! Sorry for not clarifying, thought that was obvious as it's kinda like how the rank system works. 
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Jun 14, 2015 02:23
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Question: Do effects stack? I've got a pair of boots with ink recovery up twice, and that got me wondering.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:24
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Fanzay posted:Question: Do effects stack? I've got a pair of boots with ink recovery up twice, and that got me wondering. Yes but with diminishing returns.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:27
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Are we still posting our freshest threads cause here's mine
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Jun 14, 2015 02:29
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Lot of time-outs tonight. That's pretty darn frustrating when I'm doing well on Ranked.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:30
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EightFlyingCars posted:Are we still posting our freshest threads cause here's mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhmuPKe6w4
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Jun 14, 2015 02:30
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dogsicle posted:Yes but with diminishing returns. Okay cool. Thanks. Also I'm a filthy Euro, so I'm not picking sides. YET. 
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Jun 14, 2015 02:31
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That pose looks oddly fitting for my squidkid. Fanzay posted:Okay cool. Thanks. Also I'm a filthy Euro, so I'm not picking sides. YET. Is there actually two sides to that one? Sure doesn't seem like it.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:35
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EightFlyingCars posted:Are we still posting our freshest threads cause here's mine So fetch.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:35
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Bass Bottles posted:So fetch. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:39
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https://vine.co/v/hbt0O7HYA1g
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Jun 14, 2015 02:41
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The views expressed in this vine are not representative of the collective thoughts or opinions held by Team Dog Inc. However, cats do belong in the trash.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:44
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what does choosing a team mean? i chose cat 
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Jun 14, 2015 02:45
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Barnyard Protein posted:what does choosing a team mean? 
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Jun 14, 2015 02:48
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Team Dog is doomed from the start. Let's not forget who's judging this contest
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Jun 14, 2015 02:49
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who is better at splattering strange colors all over the place??? cats.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:50
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who's better at your mom dogs
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Jun 14, 2015 02:55
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You guys are going to have to tell me what the hell you're doing with the Krak-On roller in ranked. I can take pubbies to school in turf war, but I have tons of trouble in ranked.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:58
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Bean posted:You guys are going to have to tell me what the hell you're doing with the Krak-On roller in ranked. I can take pubbies to school in turf war, but I have tons of trouble in ranked. You splat with it and essentially never roll unless you're sure no one is in the zone or coming up quickly. It's very much a defensive weapon.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:03
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noirstronaut posted:who's better at your mom  Well then I do not care for them.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:07
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I can't remember who pointed out this look to me but I'm totally going to use it any time I use a roller-type from now on   Also Team Rock. Cat if I could, stupid pointless region-specific stupidity 
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Jun 14, 2015 03:11
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Barnyard Protein posted:who is better at splattering strange colors all over the place??? Yeah mine has puking for a hobby so I'm going to agree with this.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:12
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ZeButler posted:Is there actually two sides to that one? Sure doesn't seem like it. Where does it say what the two sides are?
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Jun 14, 2015 03:14
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Join team Cat. Dogs are still trying to make fetch happen.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:28
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