Money in the Bank: yes, there's already another WWE PPV tonight

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who ya got in the money in the bank match This poll is closed.
Sheamus	7	8.14%
Dolph Ziggler	1	1.16%
Kofi Kingston	10	11.63%
Roman Reigns	23	26.74%
Randy Orton	3	3.49%
The Demon, Kane	11	12.79%
there's somebody else in this match but I forgot who and I don't want to look it up	31	36.05%
Total:	86 votes

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

only temporary posted:

How is Cena's leg hurt from a powerbomb?

Never heard of someone with spinal chord injury having difficulty walking?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:27

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

owen voice

Owens voice.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Eldritch BiLast: Jul 7, 2009; Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This but unironically.

Barclay's is going to go Ballistic.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Just so you all know Cena will come out on Raw tomorrow as if nothing happened at all.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Blooming Brilliant posted:

I'm buying a Kevin Owens shirt right now.

Yeah, I did too.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Kevin just exploding with rage at Cena loving daring to put him over after winning like the wholesome superhero he is.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Mr Muggy: Mar 30, 2010; I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?

The Jumpoff posted:

I lied this is the best timeline Owens just murdered Cena.

There's always a man, a Cena, and a lighthouse.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

With the coupon I can get a Kevin Owens NXT shirt for 25 bucks shipped.

I am having a massive debate if I am too old to buy one

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Banjo posted:

I've watched John Cena passionately for over 13 years. I had no idea he was the greatest Cruiserweight of all time

Viva La Rapa.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

the idea of Eva Marie having heat

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

WWE Shop please sell a Kevin Owens shirt that makes that laugh when you press a button on the collar

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Accord is looking in on this one and going, "Huh, wonder where the dragons went. WELL WHATEVER THIS OWNS"

Trivia time: Do not linger near the apron around Kevin Owens

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:45

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Fat Lowtax posted:

The Cenacanrana's not that bad and the Yoshi Tonic's just hilarious that he can do it at all but yeah, there are like a million things they could give John Cena as a setup that are safer, better looking and more fitting than the springboard stunner

Just have him do an Emerald Frosion and Kawada Kicks or something, jesus. He does stuff like that to show off when he doesn't need to.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Banjo posted:

I've watched John Cena passionately for over 13 years. I had no idea he was the greatest Cruiserweight of all time

Buff Bagwell did a Canadian Destroyer at age 44 with a broken freakin' neck. Buff is the stuff, forever.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Pariah Rex posted:

Just so you all know Cena will come out on Raw tomorrow as if nothing happened at all.

Alternatively, Owens shows up with a sock full of nickels and whaps Cena in the throat with it.

20 times.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

StarkRavingMad posted:

oh he will

but I'd rather that than Owens taking a loss here and also accepting the patented John Cena Show of Respect

He did accept it. They became friends.

That's just how Owens treats his friends.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Renee: Let me ask you something, Mean Dean

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

The sexual tension...

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

Buff is the stuff, forever.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Pariah Rex posted:

Just so you all know Cena will come out on Raw tomorrow as if nothing happened at all.

Well yeah. Some things never change.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

This interview is funny because he has been inside her at least a few times but they act like they don't know each other that well

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

That fake tan on Eva Marie makes her look like she's made of plastic.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

pressedbunny posted:

the idea of Eva Marie having heat

She sure seemed to have it at NXT. Probably not the right kind of heat...

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Rand McNally posted:

The sexual tension...

This but between Cena and Owens.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Rand McNally posted:

The sexual tension...

Usually that's only between people that aren't having sex.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

"Dean, I'd like to get your thoughts on the last match."

"Yeah, here's my thoughts: Who the gently caress shakes Kevin Steen's hand of their own choice? How loving stupid is Cena?"

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:46

Boogaloo Shrimp: Aug 2, 2004

That was a crazy good match in person and the crowd was nuclear

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Ambrose is the only guy who I can buy stealing the title then getting drunk and misplacing it somewhere.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

Buff Bagwell did a Canadian Destroyer at age 44 with a broken freakin' neck. Buff is the stuff, forever.

Why did he not come to WWE?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Usually that's only between people that aren't having sex.

They aren't having sex right now, which probably frustrates Dean a bit.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

El Generico posted:

She sure seemed to have it at NXT. Probably not the right kind of heat...

Didn't she get run out crying because of how mean and rude they were to her?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Dean channeling a little Dusty voice here?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:47

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Boogaloo Shrimp posted:

That was a crazy good match in person and the crowd was nuclear

It sounded like it.

I'd love to see Dean win but he's not going to.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

"Dean, I'd like to get your thoughts on the last match."

"Yeah, here's my thoughts: Who the gently caress shakes Kevin Steen's hand of their own choice? How loving stupid is Cena?"

A++

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

The WWE Euro Shop only has Kevin Owens muscle shirts and hoodies and I'm a skinny nerd/not a scally

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Dusty

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Why did he not come to WWE?

He did! He was buried and fired during the first Raw after the buyout.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

I was waiting for a "babay" at the end of that.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Usually that's only between people that aren't having sex.

There is sexual tension between Dean and everything he is not currently having sex with.

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:27

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Ambrose is so loving good jesus

# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:48

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