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Golden Bee posted:It's a real number. I can only count to 400 so thanks for confirming.
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Golden Bee posted:It's a real number. And everyone should call it. I'm going to forward my voicemail to that number....
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The Pharaohs Of Silicon Valley: My Journey Through Google Headquarters "What am I for?"
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Inferior posted:The Pharaohs Of Silicon Valley: My Journey Through Google Headquarters This is brilliant.
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Inferior posted:The Pharaohs Of Silicon Valley: My Journey Through Google Headquarters The bit about the femur removal was too Weird Al for the general tone, but otherwise this is everything Clickhole was meant to be.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:This series is do goddamn dumb but I laugh every time: Agreed, I don't know why, but the fact most of the answers are just straight 'I've never done that' or 'I don't understand the question' responses with a few off the wall ones makes me laugh every time. It's a simple formula, but drat if it doesn't work.
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It's Thursday, which means it's time for a new Clickventure. What's it going to be this week? Plan Your Son’s Funeral! Oh. 
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ultrafilter posted:It's Thursday, which means it's time for a new Clickventure. What's it going to be this week? I think I got a happy ending, but man... that's a weird happy ending.
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I went to jail for mailing my son's corpse to Bill Nye the Science Guy.
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I got murdered for being bad at eating toffee. 
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LeBron James Clearly Expecting Cleveland-Area Deli To Give Him Free Sandwich
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Man’s Obituary Accompanied By Photo Of Him Dressed As Wizard (Sorry if this is how you found out.  )
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I think I got a happy ending, but man... that's a weird happy ending. The one where he's still alive?
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muscles like this? posted:The one where he's still alive? That's the one. Although the one where I got to see a concert wasn't too bad either.
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My son's death led to me owning a hockey team. Kind of a so-so tradeoff.
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Troglyfe posted:My son's death led to me owning a hockey team. Kind of a so-so tradeoff. I thought I got all the endings. How did you swing that?
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Krinkle posted:I thought I got all the endings. How did you swing that? Have the reverend officiate. Depress the mourners by displaying the video. Hide in the closet. Don't go to heaven.
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Local Life-Insurance Salesman A Catalog Of Horrific Sudden-Death Scenarios
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The headline on this one made me laugh really loudly in the office. Worth it. 10 Bioluminescent Organisms That Better Cut That Freaky poo poo Out Before I Call The Cops
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Watch These Amazing Fan Reactions To The Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Whoa: Ryan Talked To The Cops And They Left
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They're writing about my life again: All The Stuff In The Garage Fridge
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One Time I Punched A Goose Right Out Of The Air
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Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man
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Beefy Little Boy On Boogie Board Misses Fourth Wave In A Row Alright, someone at The Onion clearly loves writing lavish descriptions of fat kids doing fat kid things.
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Oh Hell No posted:Beefy Little Boy On Boogie Board Misses Fourth Wave In A Row Speaking of: This Is Probably Not Going To Win Us Any Goodwill, But We Asked 22 Ice Cream Truck Drivers To Tell Us About The Fattest Kids They Ever Served
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