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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Shitshow posted:

Wolverine peruses a Hustler magazine in the background while Colossus looks on in shock and the proprietor in disgust. (From issue 1 of the Dark Phoenix Saga.)





Nightcrawler #4

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Edit: double post.

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.
Now I want to see Lemire do an updated meme with various X-Men surfing porn sites on their mobile devices and tablets in the panel backgrounds.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Prez #1



Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
That is an accurate portrayal of American politics. Also, I want a taco.

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.
Hoe-lee poo poo. Is the whole issue like that?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Pretty much!

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Yeah. It's filled with stuff like candidates having to appear on terrible vlogger shows since that's all people watch in the future.
The main character is a teen girl who's getting elected president because she accidentally became a dumb meme.

The only bit I didn't love was giving Anonymous a part, but I guess DC does own that V mask.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jun 18, 2015

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Teenage Fansub posted:

Yeah. It's filled with stuff like candidates having to appear on terrible vlogger shows since that's all people watch in the future.
The main character is a teen girl who's getting elected president because she accidentally became a dumb meme.

The only bit I didn't love was giving Anonymous a part, but I guess DC does own that V mask.

The preview comic had them being declared a non-geographic independent state. I think that's part of the joke, but I'm not sure.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Also the main character is trying to use "SickStarter" to crowdfund her father's medical bills.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
As a disabled person on food stamps, I'd totally be on board the Taco Drone movement. :911:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I didn't notice the taco on the crotch of the track-pants in the clothing panel when I read it the first time. That's... something.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The comic even figures out a way for Boss Smiley to make sense.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Welp, now's a good time to hop back in to DC then. Can't let down the Chickentaur.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Reading Black Canary about Dinah in a band reminded me about the first drawing I've seen by Annie Wu.


Remake/Remodel: Justice League. by Annie Wu, on Flickr

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
Turning a golden lasso that forces people to tell the truth into a microphone is just brilliant, really. Great symbolism! :eyepop:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Uthor posted:



Nightcrawler #4



Wardrobe malfunctions, definitely a problem for Nightcrawler.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Also, he's probably old enough to be your dad, Jubilee!

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Time is all kinds of hosed up in comic world. I'm pretty sure only a couple of years have passed since the events of Uncanny X-Men #1 from way back in '63. Isn't Iceman still in his early to mid 20s?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Phylodox posted:

Time is all kinds of hosed up in comic world. I'm pretty sure only a couple of years have passed since the events of Uncanny X-Men #1 from way back in '63. Isn't Iceman still in his early to mid 20s?

Old Iceman, Young Iceman, or Old Young Iceman?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Opopanax posted:

Old Iceman, Young Iceman, or Old Young Iceman?

Thank you for proving my point.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gaz-L posted:

Also, he's probably old enough to be your dad, Jubilee!

Seriously, those x-guys need to stop wandering around naked in front of Jubilee.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why does Angel have a sword?

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

Rhyno posted:

Why does Angel have a sword?

Because the Bible, duh. :downs:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, those x-guys need to stop wandering around naked in front of Jubilee.



It is actually Jubilee who have seen everything, seen it all.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

The glorious dream of Tacocopter is finally coming true! :patriot:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Rhyno posted:

Why does Angel have a sword?

What else is he going to do, flap at them?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Cabbit posted:

What else is he going to do, flap at them?

Bleed on them to heal them! Do not worry no one can catch Aids as that's a human disease! gently caress you Austen.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

smashpro1 posted:

The glorious dream of Tacocopter is finally coming true! :patriot:

Tacodrone has 4 rotors! It's 4 times as good!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



bobkatt013 posted:

Bleed on them to heal them! Do not worry no one can catch Aids as that's a human disease! gently caress you Austen.
I can see a couple of ways where that could be true, but either way it seems dumb and seems to go against how mutants in general get portrayed.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm in love with Thors #1. What a great concept.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

John Dyne posted:

Because the Bible, duh. :downs:

All Mutants go to hell.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rhyno posted:

All Mutants go to hell.

water=wet

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Skwirl posted:

water=wet

ORLY

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

Ghostlight posted:

I'm in love with Thors #1. What a great concept.



Yeah, Top 10 left me with a love for a half-decent superpower procedural.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

The MSJ posted:

It is actually Jubilee who have seen everything, seen it all.

She literally used to live in a mall. I'd wager she saw everything before she even joined the X-Men.

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014

Rhyno posted:

Why does Angel have a sword?

he actually stole that sword from the Exiles Illyana Rasputin during the Exiles/X Men crossover (in which they fought the Mutant X-verse Goblin King and a pack of werewolves)

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Shitshow posted:

Wolverine peruses a Hustler magazine in the background while Colossus looks on in shock and the proprietor in disgust. (From issue 1 of the Dark Phoenix Saga.)


The proprietor is more mad that Wolverine is reading without buying. This isn't a library! :bahgawd:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Good going, Pa. Happy Father's Day, rear end in a top hat.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I like how Lois instantly assumes that and not some old timer thinks his strapping farmboy son is strong enough to beat up Superman.

edit: drat, Pa Kent's got some sweet threads.

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