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jeses was actually god for real, but he only revealed enough of his skills and motivations to control a bunch of hot twinks, and then he became a german warlord and slayed people by the boatload for their skulls
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not sure if the secret is all that hard to figure out when the guy throws around stuff that boils down to messages like "the rich don't get to go to heaven"
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:50 |
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quakster posted:not sure if the secret is all that hard to figure out when the guy throws around stuff that boils down to messages like "the rich don't get to go to heaven" Look Soteriology up. It's an entire field of discussion about what makes some one be saved or not. It's full of bullshit but there is a lot of it so it's not something simple.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 02:48 |
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quakster posted:jeses was actually god for real, but he only revealed enough of his skills and motivations to control a bunch of hot twinks, and then he became a german warlord and slayed people by the boatload for their skulls also to america and found the mormons
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 03:41 |
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my favorite part is where Satan walks into heaven and makes a prop bet with God about that guy named Job so apparently if you died and went to heaven any time in the last 5000 years, you may have seen Satan hanging around, bullshittin with the almighty, shootin dice or whatever god's into
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 03:51 |
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This book’s message is highly important in the church today. For far too long, Christian women have been fooled into believing that choosing to date and marry an unsaved man will have no negative consequences. However, they are finding out that such is not the case. In fact, choosing to be in an unequally yoked relationship can and will have devastating consequences not only on the Christian woman who gets involved in such a relationship, but also on her children, and even on those around her in ways that no one may even notice. Sadly, the divorce rate in the church today is just as bad as it is in the secular world today, if not worse. Moreover, a lot of these divorces are caused by Christians choosing to date and marry unsaved people. I have written this book geared towards women, because I have seen so many of our sisters in Christ choosing to date and marry unsaved men, and the sad consequences of such a poor choice. That is why with the help of the Lord, and with lots of research, I have written this book to serve as a wake-up call and a sounding alarm to my sisters in Christ. The following is a chapter-by-chapter summary of the book: Chapter 1 A Sad and Disturbing Trend Basic introduction to the subject at hand, and goes over some of the most popular reasons why Christian women choose to date and marry unsaved men—and then explains why they are not good reasons. Chapter 2 Who Pays the Price? This chapter discusses how not only does a Christian woman pays the price for being in an unequally yoked relationship, but so do her children, Christian men, the church, and even the unsaved man she’s involved with. Chapter 3The Gospel is Not Love Potion #9 This chapter discusses how some Christian women misuse the Gospel in order to get what they want—a husband. It also describes in graphic detail what Jesus went through in order to obtain our salvation, and why we should therefore not misuse what He paid for with His own blood. Chapter 4 30 Pieces of Silver This chapter gives a few illustrations that show how not waiting upon the Lord for a spouse will hinder your abilities to have a meaningful relationship. This chapter also shows how choosing to be with unsaved men will harm your relationship with the Lord. Chapter 5 What You Can Expect From Your Morganatic Marriage This chapter shows a typical pattern that a Christian woman follows when romantically involved with an unsaved man, and what she can expect to happen due to her willful disobedience of God’s Word. Chapter 6 Suffer the Little Children This chapter shows how choosing the wrong man can affect a Christian woman’s children in so many ways, and how they will suffer for it. Chapter 7The Arguments That the Christian Woman May Give This chapter goes over the arguments Christian women may give in order to justify dating and marrying unsaved men. Each argument is countered with God’s Word. Chapter 8 “So What Do I Do Now?” This chapter helps to show a Christian woman what she must do, depending on her current situation—whether she is married to an unsaved man, or if she’s going through a breakup—and how to carry on from there. Chapter 9 Now for the Good News! This chapter helps the Christian woman to understand that God still loves us, God forgives us, God heals us, God restores us, and God gives us another chance. Chapter 10 What You Need to Understand This chapter discusses what marriage is, what its purpose is, and the fact that God designed marriage and the family. This chapter also discusses the roles that a husband and wife plays in the family. It talks about what a wife is and isn’t, and what a husband is and isn’t. It also talks abouta woman’s role as a mother. Chapter 11 What is Love? This chapter goes over the true definition of love, as defined in 1 Corinthians 13. It dissects each verse, and goes over how it should apply to the Christian woman and in her marriage. Chapter 12 The Virtuous Wife This chapter goes over what it means to be a “Proverbs 31 woman.” Chapter 13 Make Yourself a Worthy Target This chapter encourages a Christian woman to know who she is in Christ, and what she should strive to be, in order to become the kind of woman that God wants to bless her future husband with. Chapter 14 The Man Hunt This chapter gives a Christian woman some helpful ideas on how to find herself a husband—or rather how to be found by him—and what she should and should not look for in a man. It also discusses how a Christian woman should treat her man once she has him. Chapter 15 Get the Order Right This chapter shows the Christian woman the rightful order that God, her husband, children, ministry, and herself should participate in her life. Chapter 16 Pass the Wisdom Down This chapter explains the importance of passing the lessons learned in this book to the next generations—boys and girls—as well as to the young women in the church. Chapter 17 Never Turn Away From Jesus This chapter shows the importance of keeping Jesus at the center of your life. A Little Something Inspirational This closes out the book with a little bit of poetry—just a little something to inspire the sisters in Christ. I am confident that the message of this book will do wonders to encourage single Christian women to make better decisions for their lives regarding relationships and marriage. It will also help expose Satan’s plan for Christian women, as well as for the family. With your help, we can make this book happen, and this time, in a way that will be more acceptable to women. Please pledge whatever you can to help make this book a reality.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 23:30 |
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The mra cultists bible Yoke my nuts
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:22 |
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dat booty
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:24 |
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Animal-Mother posted:my favorite part is where Satan walks into heaven and makes a prop bet with God about that guy named Job satan's original role was something like that of a lawyer who would try to argue that each soul was not worthy of entering heaven, and another angel would try to argue why it is this wasn't seen as evil, just god's way of giving each person a fair shake
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 12:11 |
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if you quit, you lose all unsaved women in the process. confirm?
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 21:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq-k_YvEyA
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 01:58 |
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garbage movie for garbage people
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:35 |
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Conforms to thread title.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 05:17 |
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Mr. Brewer has stated his case perfectly. He is absolutely right that the militant homosexual movement (I call them the "gay gestapo") are as totalitarian as the Nazis, who would destroy anyone or anything that stands in their way. I can only hope and pray that the Supreme Court will realize the gravity of their decision on "gay marriage", and not fall prey to the threats and pressure from the homosexual activists. If the SCOTUS does make gay marriage legal in the entire country, I will be one of many who will stand up to this un-Godly legislation. The Supreme Court is NOT the Supreme Being.
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Volume posted:Mr. Brewer has stated his case perfectly. He is absolutely right that the militant homosexual movement (I call them the "gay gestapo") are as totalitarian as the Nazis, who would destroy anyone or anything that stands in their way. I can only hope and pray that the Supreme Court will realize the gravity of their decision on "gay marriage", and not fall prey to the threats and pressure from the homosexual activists. If the SCOTUS does make gay marriage legal in the entire country, I will be one of many who will stand up to this un-Godly legislation. The Supreme Court is NOT the Supreme Being.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw
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That's loving amazing.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 02:06 |
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According to the Christian THEORY (since I don't need to be certain of anything to have a theory, I just need some evidence that agrees with my conclusions) God has interacted with our reality (not meant to be an exhaustive list): 1) The universe had a cause 2) Life exists 3) Complex biological systems exist 4) The ancient Jews interacted with God quite a bit 5) Jesus came, ministered, performed miracles, died, and was resurrected 6) Miracles still happen 7) There is a god-shaped hole in everyone's psychology 8) The "inter-witness of the Holy Spirit" (there, that should get all the WLC fans going) Of course you will pick apart each one as "you can't prove..." and "baseless assertions". I don't have to prove them, just like evolution, the mountain of evidence I have points to a probabilistic conclusion that the God of Christianity exists. Until I am presented with a theory that answers all of these questions with a different answer, that is what I choose to believe. Despite the vitriol that is sure to come, this is not an unreasonable THEORY--much like believing in evolutionary theory is not unreasonable.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 15:35 |
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That there is only one god. Even though their god admitted that other gods exist.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 15:51 |
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935 posted:I like the loophole that you can spend your entire life doing unspeakably horrible things to innocent people (medical experiments on children with no anesthesia, committing genocide and murdering millions of people, etc etc) and on your deathbed if you say you're sorry and accept Jesus into your heart and really really mean it, you get a free pass to heaven. actually she had quite a lot quote:A book of letters written by Mother Teresa of Calcutta reveals for the first time that she was deeply tormented about her faith and suffered periods of doubt about God. http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/08/24/us-teresa-letters-idUSN2435506020070824 the interesting question being: if these are the letters we get to see, what's in those they aren't showing?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:06 |
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they also believe that God can't see anal sex because it's not mentioned in the bible. Therefore this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A
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Volume posted:1) The universe had a cause Volume posted:2) Life exists Volume posted:3) Complex biological systems exist Volume posted:4) The ancient Jews interacted with God quite a bit Volume posted:5) Jesus came, ministered, performed miracles, died, and was resurrected Volume posted:6) Miracles still happen Volume posted:7) There is a god-shaped hole in everyone's psychology Volume posted:8) The "inter-witness of the Holy Spirit" (there, that should get all the WLC fans going)
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ChlorophileAddict posted:they also believe that God can't see anal sex because it's not mentioned in the bible. Therefore this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxKA4JBesB4
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Volume posted:Seeing a slut with her clothes off ought to make you mad. I love the beauty of the Hawaiian islands, but I loathe and hate the whorish hula dancers. They have bad character, thinking it is OK to get naked and entice men with their bodies. It is HEATHENDOM!!! If that is funny to you, you have a wicked heart! How sad it is to think of the multitudes who have gone to their graves in this beautiful island and never knew there was a hell. - Mark Twain
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ChlorophileAddict posted:actually she had quite a lot She also died with millions of dollars in various bank accounts (over $3 million per year taken in donations from Germany alone) that she never spent on treatment for sick people because she thought it was spiritually better for them to suffer and die in agony in emulation of Jesus. During the period 1952-1991 there were over 29,000 deaths of "patients" at her mission in Calcutta. She was a delusional sadist.
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Andro Dunos posted:She also died with millions of dollars in various bank accounts (over $3 million per year taken in donations from Germany alone) that she never spent on treatment for sick people because she thought it was spiritually better for them to suffer and die in agony in emulation of Jesus. During the period 1952-1991 there were over 29,000 deaths of "patients" at her mission in Calcutta. She was a delusional sadist. yes she did. that woman was f'ed in the head
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 10:30 |
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christianity in general is hosed jebes: "be excellent to one another" religious leaders: "be absolute trash at all times? sure thing, boss"
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 10:44 |
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quakster posted:christianity in general is hosed more like: jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" jebes: "be excellent to one another" religious leaders: "be absolute trash at all times? sure thing, boss" lmao
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 10:46 |
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quakster posted:judas was a beta & a sjw
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 10:53 |
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it's all about the money man
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 16:23 |
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To all those who have aids, I would like to wish you a horrible time in Hell, say hi to Judas and Satan while your down there.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 06:55 |
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It's ok, North Korea found a cure for that. (it was under the urinal). (and is as real as hell too)
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 09:40 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:more like: Jesus was more vague and self-contradictory than he was anything else. Christians have managed to portray him as some sort of noble and caring character, when if you actually read the texts from an objective point of view then for every good section attributed to Jesus there is one that is insane, cultish, obtuse, and/or sadistic.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 09:48 |
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quakster posted:
William Lane Craig - Genocide apologist extraordinaire.... quote:So whom does God wrong in commanding the destruction of the Canaanites? Not the Canaanite adults, for they were corrupt and deserving of judgement. Not the children, for they inherit eternal life. So who is wronged? Ironically, I think the most difficult part of this whole debate is the apparent wrong done to the Israeli soldiers themselves. Can you imagine what it would be like to have to break into some house and kill a terrified woman and her children? The brutalizing effect on these Israeli soldiers is disturbing. http://www.reasonablefaith.org/slaughter-of-the-canaanites
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 10:29 |
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Volume posted:Mr. Brewer has stated his case perfectly. He is absolutely right that the militant homosexual movement (I call them the "gay gestapo") are as totalitarian as the Nazis, who would destroy anyone or anything that stands in their way. I can only hope and pray that the Supreme Court will realize the gravity of their decision on "gay marriage", and not fall prey to the threats and pressure from the homosexual activists. If the SCOTUS does make gay marriage legal in the entire country, I will be one of many who will stand up to this un-Godly legislation. The Supreme Court is NOT the Supreme Being. You are right, they are not the same thing. One is real, one is fiction.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 10:51 |
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i was reading 'zealot', the book about jesus by a muslim guy that conservatives were angry about a couple years ago. an interesting point he made was that jesus existed during a period of great messianic (ie revolutionary anti-roman) fervor and that the gospel bible stories were written down not only after his life but after The Great Rebellion (https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War) in 66 AD. During this war the isrealites were totally crushed, which is why Jesus was retconned to be a hippie instead of a militant anti-roman zealot.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 11:10 |
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Ocean Book posted:i was reading 'zealot', the book about jesus by a muslim guy that conservatives were angry about a couple years ago. an interesting point he made was that jesus existed during a period of great messianic (ie revolutionary anti-roman) fervor and that the gospel bible stories were written down not only after his life but after The Great Rebellion (https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War) in 66 AD. During this war the isrealites were totally crushed, which is why Jesus was retconned to be a hippie instead of a militant anti-roman zealot. It's interesting to compare the Christian apocrypha to the stories of Jesus in the Koran. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas was clearly a major influence on Muhammad, for instance.
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You are seated in your study. A mounted twelve-point buck's head hangs over the dark leather chair in which you sit, perusing the latest issue of the National Review. As you take the last good pull from your maduro cigar, you hear a hesitant knock on the door followed by a request to enter. It's your son. Not your first born, the one who's finishing his second year at Georgetown Law. No, the younger one. The quiet one. Your son wants to tell you something. You pray he's flunked Chemistry or, let it be so Almighty God, knocked up that fat girl he plays magic cards with. But no, it's what you've suspected since he asked to be Sailor Moon for Halloween when he was ten. Your son is gay. If you want to fly into a rage, call your son a pervert and disinherit him while still claiming the moral high ground, turn to 1 Corithians 6:9-10 If you want to confront your prejudice, and accept your son for who he is, and love your son as Christ loved you, turn to Matthew 8:5
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