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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
feel bad for the both of them

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Hahaha how the gently caress do you not finish that

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Bromine posted:

So, is Bellator always like this?

it is now.

in the old days it used to almost be a real organization

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chromatic posted:

Did Shamrock just run out of arm strength on that choke? He had him RIGHT THERE

He gassed on a choke

He literally didn't prepare for Kimbo to be stuck like that for any longer than 10 seconds

Bromine posted:

So, is Bellator always like this?

I don't know, but damned if it didn't make me excited to see Tito in a title match later in the year

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
feel bad for Ken's entourage

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
So who won, officially?

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006

Poonerman posted:

that was probably the worst fight ive ever seen

it's not even the worst Kimbo fight

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

OwlBot 2000 posted:

So who won, officially?
The fans.... hah

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Dirp posted:

Ken Shamrock couldn't finish Kimbo despite having both hooks in, arm under the chin and completely flattened out

Ken Shamrock cements his legacy as a man who should have retired in 2002 after losing the fight with Tito.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I'm glad I watched this train-wreck.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

I can't believe something just topped Glover/Rampage for laziest single ever.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

OwlBot 2000 posted:

So who won, officially?

The new sport of MMA. This is gonna launch it so high.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I like that they're praising Kimbo for his power, completely ignoring the fact Shamrock gassed while keeping him still on the ground

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Kimbo did literally nothing to even attempt to stop that choke from coming in but it still took Ken Shamrock a good five seconds to sink it in and he still couldnt finish

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

finally the age old question has been answered of who would win in a fight between a 60 year old can and a 50 year old can puncher

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Cuckoo posted:

Hahaha how the gently caress do you not finish that

arthritis kicked in

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

They should just declare this the MMA Senior Division.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Took your time? You have it in for like 15+ seconds.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Does the local hospital accept medicare?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

MMAARP

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Who earlier raised their eyebrow at me saying I could kick Shamrock's rear end? Because, Jesus, look at him.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Captain Log posted:

Who earlier raised their eyebrow at me saying I could kick Shamrock's rear end? Because, Jesus, look at him.

As long as you can't get taken down by a swift breeze I think you'd be good.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009

drat, I wonder how sad Shamrock's gonna be back at the trailer.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
The real question is, how many UFC lightweights would beat up Ken?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Who do we have to pay to get Bellator MMA: Kimbo vs. Mobn?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

1st AD posted:

The real question is, how many UFC lightweights would beat up Ken?

are there any that couldn't?

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




loving lol

That was the best worst fight I've ever seen, laughed so hard I have a headache now

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Bubba Smith posted:

are there any that couldn't?

The criteria seems to be: be able to land a punch.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

bellator is loving incredible

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Whoa Elite XC is back

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Someone post that kimboPlex drawing

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Kimbo needs a new opponent. Is Giant Silva still alive?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Le Saboteur posted:

The criteria seems to be: be able to land a punch.

We can scratch off Diego Sanchez then.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

slev posted:

Kimbo needs a new opponent. Is Giant Silva still alive?

Give James Thompson his rematch.

Also unretire Frank Shamrock.

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

1st AD posted:

Give James Thompson his rematch.

Also unretire Frank Shamrock.

2 funny moments for me:

when they claimed they would come back from commercial with a major announcement, and then showed a 2 round adam cella fight
when james thompson was the 1st name in kimbo's notable win list

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Apparently the reason Phil Davis wasn't on stage for the tournament announcement was because he ran off to poop

I guess this means he'll be middleweight champ soon?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Captain Log posted:

Who earlier raised their eyebrow at me saying I could kick Shamrock's rear end? Because, Jesus, look at him.

Uh yeah I did - you're an out of shape goon with brain problems; even his roided out withered husk would kick your rear end.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Herschel Walker wants to fight again HERSCHEL WALKER WANTS TO FIGHT AGAIN

MMA is good again

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

slev posted:

Kimbo needs a new opponent.

I know just the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDQps0YJio

Oh no poo poo, Scott Coker!

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


RZApublican posted:

I know just the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDQps0YJio

Oh no poo poo, Scott Coker!

Dear Bobby Hill, please make this happen. I also happened onto Dan Quinn's Wikipedia page and the longest section is a list of his many arrests.

I don't know if my favorite part of the Kimbo/Ken fight was when they stood still in the center of the cage holding wrists, the lovely B-movie quality single, or the fact that you could see Ken'd skin split apart in the slow mo replay.

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