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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

does anyone have the quote ready

Tell me when it happens and I'll post it. I am in Mississippi right now and an hour behind so rip.

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Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

dbz had better animation this poo poo

but does it have these sick flash shortcuts???

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


RIP Satsuki. Or just R; I really don't give a poo poo.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


We didn't really feel like animating that.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Casualties: 0

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Beef Waifu posted:

Tell me when it happens and I'll post it. I am in Mississippi right now and an hour behind so rip.

thank you based beef, an animod who cares :prayerhands emoji:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's a timeskip! Everyone now has longer hair!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

MrAristocrates posted:

Casualties: 0
Its like the anti-TTGL where no one dies

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

This new Deus Ex spin off looks great

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


This is really hard to take seriously.

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Suits are assholes.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh, the Elite 4 are in Nudist Beach now.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
It's time for nudity.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
what the gently caress is Nonon

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
nudist beach nonon 😍😍😍

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The only part of that outfit I like is the hat.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



... Band Girl?


Why are you naked?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Waffleman_ posted:

Oh, the Elite 4 are in Nudist Beach now.
This does lead to my favorite visual gag on the show

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

achillesforever6 posted:

Its like the anti-TTGL where no one dies

all the deaths in ttgl were stupid, so maybe the truth is somewher in the middle

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

... Band Girl?


Why are you naked?

what show do you think you're watching

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
why is nobody using loving napalm against the clothes aliens

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


God this is so stupid.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Argus Zant posted:

keep in mind that Death Gun #2- the one OUTSIDE the game that dresses exactly like Death Gun #1 (the one INSIDE the game)- doesn't shoot the victim.

he injects them with an "untraceable" neurotoxin that causes heart failure, which goes completely unnoticed by CSI teams because

A) the victims are all loner shut-ins, so by the time neighbors notice the stench of decay coming from their apartments, the body is already decomposing, and

B) because "hardcore gamers can go days without eating or sleeping" (an actual, honest-to-loving-God-I-am-not-making-this-poo poo-up quote from the show), nobody suspects anything when it appears they died from cardiac arrest

also, the entire loving operation would go completely to Hell if a single victim bothered to use a motherfucking deadbolt lock on their door while they are completely loving defenseless in the VR game that leaves their physical bodies in a comatose state

it would also go tits-up if Death Gun #2 got stuck in traffic on the way to the victim's house, or if Death Gun #1 somehow got delayed in making the killshot, because the entire loving op requires such precise loving timing on both loving ends that Death Gun #1 has a loving post-mortem taunt dance purely for the sake of checking his loving watch so he knows he did it on-loving-time

in short:

You know after finally getting around to watching this, I got to the part where they mention "LEVEL 1 LOCKS" and something occurred to me:

This whole series would make a lot more sense if it took place in our dark dystopian cyberpunk future rather than our modern world but with better occulus rift VR gear.



Like if these CYBERMURDERERS were hacking into their victims homes because all locks are CYBERLOCKS and crappy level 1 locks can't stop them and the police couldn't do anything about these otherwise easily foiled attacks because there are no police anymore, just corporate security, and the reason this shady MMO company won't just cooperate with them and give them the private info of this DEATH GUN guy issuing and following through on death threats in their game because they're an even larger even more evil megacorp who would rather sweep it under the rug and Kirito is basically hired by a competing amoral megacorp to get the dirt on DEATH GUN and the cover-up so they can muscle in on their turf...

...yeah, basically that would work a lot better. It still wouldn't be good, you know, but it's not like the bar is high for the dystopian cyberpunk genre anyway.

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Jun 21, 2015

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
you let them die, a terrible friend.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
sanageyama x ryuko was sacrificed for this

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
Sadly Ryuko had already defeated the president of the Moth Club by this point.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
hella count x 1

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's not even stupid in a good way, like Jurassic World was.

Go watch Jurassic World.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Metal Cloths Soild:

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
lol the voice director for this series should be flogged

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Nonon has great faces.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Beef Waifu posted:

sanageyama x ryuko was sacrificed for this

tis a bad show

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Beef Waifu posted:

sanageyama x ryuko was sacrificed for this

:negative::negative::negative::negative::negative:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

D
T
R

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
is it really that wise to go into battle completely buck-rear end naked

like, what if you're like me and war gives you a stiffy

am i supposed to use it as a club; am i meant to use it to intimidate my enemies

what am i meant to do here

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


That joke still doesn't loving work, ugh

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Argus Zant posted:

is it really that wise to go into battle completely buck-rear end naked

like, what if you're like me and war gives you a stiffy

am i supposed to use it as a club; am i meant to use it to intimidate my enemies

what am i meant to do here

Not all of us have seen Black Lagoon and been enlightened to the war boner.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

lol the voice director for this series should be flogged

get some hella taste

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Argus Zant posted:

am i meant to use it to intimidate my enemies

what else is a penis for?

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
what the gently caress is Professor Nudist's deal with calling it a DTR

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