Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician

The Phantom

# ? Jun 20, 2015 15:27

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:39

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (April 21, 1928)

Peanuts (June 22, 1968)

FunkyOHYOUROTTENSONOFABITCH

Popeye

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 18-19, 1927)

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:16

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

EasyEW posted:

FunkyOHYOUROTTENSONOFABITCH

Are...are you loving kidding me? A GODDAMN BOOK ABOUT HOW YOU MET YOUR DEAD CANCER WIFE, AFTER YOU WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HOW YOUR DEAD CANCER WIFE DIED FROM CANCER.

What the gently caress is next, a book about what dead cancer wife was doing before you met her? A book about how you coped with dead cancer wife dying from cancer? I'd never thought I'd say it, but GET OVER THE FACT THAT DEAD CANCER WIFE DIED FROM CANCER.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:27

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

The most infuriating/frightening thing is that we may have found Les Moore's summer adventure for 2015.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:32

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

BigDave posted:

Are...are you loving kidding me? A GODDAMN BOOK ABOUT HOW YOU MET YOUR DEAD CANCER WIFE, AFTER YOU WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HOW YOUR DEAD CANCER WIFE DIED FROM CANCER.

What the gently caress is next, a book about what dead cancer wife was doing before you met her? A book about how you coped with dead cancer wife dying from cancer? I'd never thought I'd say it, but GET OVER THE FACT THAT DEAD CANCER WIFE DIED FROM CANCER.

Les has some serious serial killer vibes about this poo poo. But he'll never act on them because that would actually make this comic interesting.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:33

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:10

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (May 18-19, 1927)

Wow, the past really is a different country. My mom got really mad the last time I came onto her.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:11

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

Haha, holy poo poo, it's not an edit.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jun 20, 2015

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:15

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

You do NOT want to use the bathroom after that woman.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:21

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Wanamingo posted:

Zippy the Pinhead

In which two penises cuddle.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:33

Owl at Home: Dec 25, 2014; Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that

EasyEW posted:

FunkyOHYOUROTTENSONOFABITCH

Huh? Didn't Les like, promise his current partner that he was going to write a book about falling in love with her or something? Or did that already happen when I wasn't paying attention?

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:12

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

That chicken is tripping balls, man.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:15

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:19

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Fyadophobic posted:

Huh? Didn't Les like, promise his current partner that he was going to write a book about falling in love with her or something? Or did that already happen when I wasn't paying attention?

Yes he did, and yes it did. At some point, Les and Cayla are supposed to be taking a vacation to China to watch the underpaid workers print the first edition.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:21

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Fyadophobic posted:

Huh? Didn't Les like, promise his current partner that he was going to write a book about falling in love with her or something? Or did that already happen when I wasn't paying attention?

You mean Lisa 2? She'll love hearing how her predecessor met Les!

# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:18

Trilobite: Aug 15, 2001

EasyEW posted:

Yes he did, and yes it did. At some point, Les and Cayla are supposed to be taking a vacation to China to watch the underpaid workers print the first edition.

And it's a comic book -- that's actually the reason Darren came by in the first place, to drop off the art for it.

Being able to throw the rock that begins the next obsessively maudlin avalanche was just an afterthought for that smirking son of a bitch. I'd like to say that it could only get worse if Les and Cayla's trip to China was cancelled by a last-minute phone call from Lisa's ghost telling them to not get on the plane, but I'm sure that can't be true; the hideous depths to which this strip can sink when it's in a full-on cancerwife grief binge are unfathomable.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 20:53

TampaTango: Apr 12, 2007; COMICS CRIMINAL

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

I'm going to Disneyland!

# ? Jun 20, 2015 21:28

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Modesty Blaise

# ? Jun 20, 2015 22:16

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mary Worth

Yes. The problem is the colorist screwed up.

Adam's gonna cry.

Rex Morgan MD

Sarah knows what side her bread's buttered on.

Secret Agent X-9

# ? Jun 20, 2015 23:40

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

EasyEW posted:

FunkyOHYOUROTTENSONOFABITCH

"Carter Bays and Craig Thomas on line one, Tom."

# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:03

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Kelly breaking the 4th wall just killed me. Nice!

# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:24

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

So does this current Mary Worth storyline beat that storyline where her blonde friend gets her credit card information stolen and agonizes over it for literal weeks as the least conflicting and repetitive story line ever?

# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:40

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Oh hey! I've been there. It's a weird little anomaly. The border runs straight down the reading room, and outside a border patrol agents sits at all times. If you step off the sidewalk you get a huge-rear end fine.

Pictured: the US-Canada border inside

# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:18

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (September 25-28, 1952)

# ? Jun 21, 2015 04:45

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Lost Side of Suburbia

Of course, they just had to start hinting rape.

Dick Tracy

# ? Jun 21, 2015 04:58

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

Foxtrot

# ? Jun 21, 2015 11:31

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Manuel Calavera posted:

Dilbert

Holy gently caress, you incredible drink of misery. What is even your loving problem.

# ? Jun 21, 2015 12:14

DoubleDonut: Oct 22, 2010; Fallen Rib

Manuel Calavera posted:

Dilbert

No one cares what porn you look at, Scott.

# ? Jun 21, 2015 12:30

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

The Phantom

# ? Jun 21, 2015 14:38

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Just gonna throw out all these jerks' water, then leave them to a slow death in the desert while I go back to my cave full of pygmy manservants and plundered pirate treasure

# ? Jun 21, 2015 15:03

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Yeah his life is pretty awesome

# ? Jun 21, 2015 15:07

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Not bad for only being posted for 10 seconds. And it's "Foab", as in Phobos, or Foab Cates.

9 Chickweed Lane 6/21/2004

I swear this was the 19th's. I'm not going to be bothered to go back and look, though.

Zits

'62 was the 1300cc motor I think? Yeah, but once you get it rolling...

Hmm. I wonder what species the jockey would be in this universe.

# ? Jun 21, 2015 15:22

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Who's ready for two days of my comics?

The Dinette Set

Working Daze

"All they do is Adam Sandler movies?" The only other movie he put out this year was Paul Blart 2.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix

Always end on a laugh! :v:

# ? Jun 21, 2015 16:11

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

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Pearls Before Swine

Pros & Cons

# ? Jun 21, 2015 16:46

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

[
b]Working Daze[/b]

They all have forearms like Popeye, but I suppose they would, walking around in Zakour's thinly veiled fetish comic.

# ? Jun 21, 2015 17:26

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Really Pants posted:

Just gonna throw out all these jerks' water, then leave them to a slow death in the desert while I go back to my cave full of pygmy manservants and plundered pirate treasure

So the Phantom is just murdering people now? :stare:

# ? Jun 21, 2015 17:30

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

By now it's clear that Cayla could leave Les and it would take him three weeks to notice she wasn't hanging around the house anymore. That's a storyline I'd like to see, actually.

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