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MicrowavesMom
Feb 27, 2015

Are these boys really your friends?

Oh right yes hilarious I'm sure. I suppose this is from some show on HBO or whatever that "unironically owns" and we're all meant to know every loving reference and comment that was ever made about it. Well OK we're all ready for 2 pages of clever quotes from this poo poo show so have at it you sheep assholes. God I hate this place, the thread is full of pansitionses and manioches as it is and now we have to put up with some downloaded garbage celebrating the loving of the king's sister or whatever so we can say "oh aren't I funny cause I took a picdageuro of a television screen". Well thanks Mr John Logie Baird for the update, you obviously like blood and sheepskin and extramicale too much and like to cry like Bear Bryant at a sentindonial bbq when you sit and celebrate the masturbatory zenith of your subscription system. You're as bad as Evin Eubanks. You're as bad as the Roots are now. I wa

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MicrowavesMom posted:

Oh right yes hilarious I'm sure. I suppose this is from some show on HBO or whatever that "unironically owns" and we're all meant to know every loving reference and comment that was ever made about it. Well OK we're all ready for 2 pages of clever quotes from this poo poo show so have at it you sheep assholes. God I hate this place, the thread is full of pansitionses and manioches as it is and now we have to put up with some downloaded garbage celebrating the loving of the king's sister or whatever so we can say "oh aren't I funny cause I took a picdageuro of a television screen". Well thanks Mr John Logie Baird for the update, you obviously like blood and sheepskin and extramicale too much and like to cry like Bear Bryant at a sentindonial bbq when you sit and celebrate the masturbatory zenith of your subscription system. You're as bad as Evin Eubanks. You're as bad as the Roots are now. I wa

You're absolutely right about all that. And can I say you look tremendous? We should get together some time over a coffee and chat.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Krinkle posted:

In progress quest, an rpg that plays itself, you are sometimes notified your character has gone off to battle porn elementals. I always wondered what that would look like.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
I can't believe all those neural network images was posted in the Funny Pictures™ thread and no-one posted the funniest one:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Dumbass customers can't be reliaed upon to return carts, so they've started appealing to the carts themselves. Return here, please carts. Please come home carts.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Vaginas are like minorities. Individually, they're great, but in large groups they are very, very scary.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Centripetal Horse posted:

Vaginas are like minorities. Individually, they're great, but in large groups they are very, very scary.

A clutch of vaginas.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Centripetal Horse posted:

Vaginas are like minorities. Individually, they're great, but in large groups they are very, very scary.

"Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of the female genitalia" -- Freud

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Solice Kirsk posted:

A clutch snatch of vaginas.

ftfy

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
Why are those fractal pictures consistently covered in dogs and eyeballs this is legitimately disturbing me

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

HellCopter posted:

Why are those fractal pictures consistently covered in dogs and eyeballs this is legitimately disturbing me

Because people take pictures of their faces and dogs more than any other subjects.

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

Seriously minesweeper is not that hard. It bothers me that three people can't do it.

For content:



Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Didn't even melt the cheese. Shameful.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sophia Loren shouldn't be too jealous there, she did come out ahead in the end.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sophia Loren shouldn't be too jealous there, she did come out ahead in the end.

:golfclap:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Well, was it?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Seems more like a command really.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




I wish I hadn't just learned the "buss my rear end, suck my prick, and call my bollocks your Uncle Dick" rhyme from some racist 19th century rear end in a top hat, because I'd kind of like to have that rhyme on my tombstone

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sophia Loren shouldn't be too jealous there, she did come out ahead in the end.

Not sure I get it. Was the other woman decapitated?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

WarpedNaba posted:

Not sure I get it. Was the other woman decapitated?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield

quote:

On June 29 at approximately 2:25am, on U.S. Highway 90, east of the Rigolets Bridge, the car crashed into the rear of a tractor-trailer that had slowed behind another truck that was spraying mosquito fogger. The car struck the rear of the trailer and went under it. The three adults in the front seat were killed instantly; the children, in the rear, survived with minor injuries.[314]

Reports that Mansfield was decapitated are untrue, although she suffered severe head trauma.[315] The urban legend was spawned by the appearance in police photographs of a crashed car with its top virtually sheared off, and what resembled a blonde-haired head tangled in the car's smashed windshield. However, this was probably either a wig Mansfield was wearing or her actual hair and scalp.[316] The death certificate stated that the immediate cause of Mansfield's death was a "crushed skull with avulsion of cranium and brain".[317] After her death, the NHTSA recommended requiring an underride guard (a strong bar made of steel tubing) on all tractor-trailers, although the trucking industry was slow to adopt this change. This bar is known as a "Mansfield bar", or an "ICC bar".[318][319]

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My uncle worked that accident :smith:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My uncle worked that accident :smith:

In the pro wrestling sense?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Please do not disparage the woman who gave half her DNA to Mariska Hargitay.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Desuwa posted:

Start from scratch and put three mines around the 3 and try to complete the rest of it. You will end up with a 1 with two mines touching it no matter how you place the three touching the 3.

e: if you put a mine in the place marked "no" the 1 directly below it is touching two mines. If you put a mine in the place marked "Hell no" you end up needing to place two mines touching the 1 directly below that (one in "Hell no" and one below and to the right of that 1).

Do it on a piece of paper if you don't believe me.

e2: More minesweeper.



More modern versions of minesweeper will move the mines so that you always "guess" right when there's ambiguity like this.

By "more modern versions" do you mean from Windows 8 on? Because it sure as hell doesn't do it in Windows 7. :mad:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My uncle worked that accident :smith:

I bet he couldn't eat soft-boiled eggs for a while.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My uncle worked that accident :smith:

My uncle didn't. :unsmith:

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

MicrowavesMom posted:

Oh right yes hilarious I'm sure. I suppose this is from some show on HBO or whatever that "unironically owns" and we're all meant to know every loving reference and comment that was ever made about it. Well OK we're all ready for 2 pages of clever quotes from this poo poo show so have at it you sheep assholes. God I hate this place, the thread is full of pansitionses and manioches as it is and now we have to put up with some downloaded garbage celebrating the loving of the king's sister or whatever so we can say "oh aren't I funny cause I took a picdageuro of a television screen". Well thanks Mr John Logie Baird for the update, you obviously like blood and sheepskin and extramicale too much and like to cry like Bear Bryant at a sentindonial bbq when you sit and celebrate the masturbatory zenith of your subscription system. You're as bad as Evin Eubanks. You're as bad as the Roots are now. I wa

Can I ask what this is from?

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

Choco1980 posted:

By "more modern versions" do you mean from Windows 8 on? Because it sure as hell doesn't do it in Windows 7. :mad:

It does, though. You just have to be in a situation where there's no possible way to tell where the mine should be.

There are cases where there could be one mine or two in a small area but you could actually know how many by solving more of the grid elsewhere, so it's too early to guess and the game won't go easy.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Blind Rasputin posted:

Can I ask what this is from?

Earlier in the thread, like ten pages back, unless that also was from something else.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Shrapnig posted:

My uncle didn't. :unsmith:

Neither did mine :hfive:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

baw posted:

Neither did mine :hfive:

I don't have an uncle. :smuggo:

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Like decades ago I saw the funniest variation on this:
WASH HANDS AFTER USING TOILET
DIRTY HANDS SPREAD DISEASE!

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

HellCopter posted:

Why are those fractal pictures consistently covered in dogs and eyeballs this is legitimately disturbing me

Because that's what they were set to look for - the way it works is they feed an image into the programme, it searches for the things it thinks are X (faces, animals, buildings, landscapes) and they write an element that then enhances the things it finds and feeds the images back to it repeatedly. So, if you set it to look for faces, you get images full of eyes, and so forth.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Desuwa posted:

It does, though. You just have to be in a situation where there's no possible way to tell where the mine should be.

There are cases where there could be one mine or two in a small area but you could actually know how many by solving more of the grid elsewhere, so it's too early to guess and the game won't go easy.

I'm way too big of a loser, playing way too much minesweeper instead of you know, anything productive, so I can assure you that you're full of horseshit on this one, and there's far too many cases where I've been left completely guessing, as the numbers provide not enough information.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The MSJ posted:

Please do not disparage the woman who gave half her DNA to Mariska Hargitay.

Whoa.

So Jayne Mansfield was a rape victim?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Acne Rain posted:

Like decades ago I saw the funniest variation on this:
WASH HANDS AFTER USING TOILET
DIRTY HANDS SPREAD DISEASE!

My favourite is

PLEASE GIVE UP THESE
S
EATS FOR DISABLED PEOPLE

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sophia Loren shouldn't be too jealous there, she did come out ahead in the end.

I don't think she is jealous. I think she's just waiting for Marylin's Jayne Mansfield's boob to fall out. Looks like she's staring at the nipple peaking out in the second picture.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/sophia-loren-explains-jayne-mansfield-photo-from-1957-2014411#ixzz3dppQEJLT

quote:

I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate," Loren told the mag. "In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table."

Though the two shared some laughs together that evening, Loren recalled how she was unable to pry her eyes way from Mansfield's risque ensemble. "There may be other photos, but this is the picture," she said. "This is the one that shows how it was. This is the only picture

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Those pictures were taken at a party celebrating Loren's first trip to America (Hollywood). Part of the look of the disgust could be that Mansfield was trying to shoehorn in the event and grab some attention for herself. Which she did.

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