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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

aslan posted:

Definitely Christian, but way more Catholic than evangelical. There's far too much premarital/extramarital sex/swearing in it for evangelicals, Fantine is presented way too sympathetically (anything evangelical would require her to be way more sorry about the whole premarital sex thing), and Catholics are the heroes of the story--Valjean's entire arc is set in place by the bishop, not to mention the role that the nuns play in helping him and Cosette.

If you look for Les Miserables reactions from Catholics, you mostly get blog entries and articles about how the Christian/Catholic themes in it are really great and well done. If you look for reactions from evangelicals, the reaction is more mixed--in some cases you get people praising it; in others, you get poo poo like this. (In fact, some evangelicals actually think Les Mis is explicitly pro-Catholicism, anti-Protestantism--with Valjean representing Catholicism and Javert representing Protestantism.) This probably isn't terribly surprising, given that Les Miserables's relationship to religion is moderately more complex than, say, Left Behind or God's Not Dead, and evangelicals prefer as little complexity as possible in their Christian messages.

To add to this, the musical of Les Miserables is much, much more overtly religious than the book ever was; ol' Vic Hugo was raised Catholic and spoke from that place, but while he saw good in some of the values and practices of the Church, he had some real beefs with Catholicism and the way it was practiced, and used pretty much every opportunity he could to say so. The entire point of Les Miserables the novel was for Hugo to examine, and critique, the society in which he lived- politics, war, the march of technological progress and its effects on society, the way people treat themselves and each other- and religion was a huge part of that, but hardly the only driving force. This examiniation comes through so much of his work that any good adaptation of that work has that shining through as well, and generally speaking, it requires a level of self examination and critical thinking that those drawn to Evangelism either don't want to practice, or aren't able to.

I've never really minded the relative Godiness of LesMiz because the general themes of the musical all have to do with the good parts of Christianity (greed sucks, help the poor, judge not lest ye be judged, etc), but the ending does make me lift my eyebrows a bit as it does depart a little bit from the novels theme. Boubil, Natel and Kretzmer's essental theme is that life sucks and suffering is inevitable, but that those who hold Christ's ideals will ascend to Heaven and their reward after they die, whereas Hugo's point in the original novel was that if we stopped being such judgemental assholes and helped each other out, we wouldn't even need Heaven, Christian or otherwise.

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jack Gladney posted:

There was a dumb-as-poo poo history channel special about the possibility that Jesus went east to meet the Buddha as a teenager and that's why the gospels just describe his birth and his 30s. This was possibly a moonie thing as the unification life church has just purchased the history channel at that time.

Wait, is this why the History Channel became what it is now?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Here we go

This trailer is bad...I mean really really bad

AUDACITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq-k_YvEyA

quote:


From Living Waters, creators of the award-winning TV program “The Way of the Master” and the hit movies “180” and “Evolution vs. God,” comes the powerful film “Audacity.” Executive produced by TV co-host and best-selling author Ray Comfort (Hell’s Best Kept Secret, Scientific Facts in the Bible), this film delivers an unexpected, eye-opening look at the controversial topic of homosexuality.

Peter (Travis Owens) is an aspiring comedian encouraged by his friend Ben (Ben Price, Australia’s Got Talent finalist) to perform at the local comedy club. But stage fright isn’t Peter’s only fear. When confronted with one of today’s most divisive issues, he feels compelled to speak, but can he? Challenged by his coworker Diana (Molly Ritter) to defend his convictions about homosexuality and gay marriage, will he have the courage to stand for what he believes—even at the risk of losing a friendship? And how will he respond when faced with a harrowing life-or-death experience?

“Audacity” uses a unique approach to address a very sensitive subject in contemporary society. Regardless of your views on the gay lifestyle, you’ll gain fresh insights and a new perspective.


This movie will also give you chance to purchase this from their website

quote:

AUDACITY: 4-SESSION VIDEO STUDY

The issue of homosexuality is becoming increasingly prevalent in our society, and it’s one the Church can no longer ignore. But how can we address it with love—and with truth? This four-session video study will teach you how to overcome your fear and share the gospel lovingly, yet without compromise, with those who practice homosexuality. But it doesn’t stop there. You will also discover how to share the gospel with adulterers and fornicators, your atheist aunt and your self-righteous sibling, your coworkers and neighbors. We’ll help you learn how to get to the heart of the matter by using simple, biblical principles that have transformed our lives and the lives of countless others.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

BigRed0427 posted:

Wait, is this why the History Channel became what it is now?

No, it's because like basically every other cable channel the History Channel is overspecialized so after a few years they run out of anything relevant to their original mission statement but they still have to fill air and hardly anyone likes 20 year old documentaries.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here we go

This trailer is bad...I mean really really bad

AUDACITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq-k_YvEyA




This movie will also give you chance to purchase this from their website

What does being Gay have to do with a sound editing program?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

http://www.christianfilmdatabase.com/ is a great resource for this thread

More films on "Homosexuals"

Sodom and Gomorrah
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSxmPnmnQE



quote:

Provoked by temptation, a tumultuous affair is about to begin, and it will burn as deep as the desires that brought it to life. Michael Gooden is a God- fearing man who has been married for eighteen years. He has a wonderful wife and two teenage children. But one day he is cornered by an ultimatum that will unleash the desires pent up inside of him. Michael begins an affair that has him torn between guilt and desire and right and wrong. Michael’s wife Sarah is blindsided by his affair.

Throughout her struggle to deal with the truth she must find a way to maintain her sanity and strengthen her children for the fiery events ahead. She holds on to her faith amidst the turmoil that plagues her family and her church. Michael abandons his church, family, and home for his new life with his lover Jimmy. His one choice sets off a firestorm of events that will consume everyone in its path.

Accidental Activist

Trailer: https://vimeo.com/78004449



Produced by The American Family Association

quote:

What happens when an ordinary Christian family is “accidentally” thrown into the fires of a heated battle of ideas?

Accidental Activist, follows the lives of Ted Murphy and his family as their reputations, friendships and even livelihood are threatened after he signs a petition supporting traditional marriage.

Based on actual events, Accidental Activist illustrates what can happen when the expression of personal convictions collides with a community’s perception of intolerance.


Right To Believe

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jhe3Rl6kbo



quote:

Tony Morris (Christopher Hunt) is a local newspaper reporter who is demoted to writing for his paper’s community section after his credibility is falsely called into question. Little does Tony know that his first assignment in his new role presents the biggest challenge of his young career. With his job on the line, Tony is assigned to cover the town’s first Gay Pride Day and interview parade organizer Markus Fry (Timothy Paul Taylor).

Challenged to an open debate on the biblical principles of homosexuality, Tony must choose between relying on his Christian values and moral convictions or taking the easy way out and just writing the story. Will Tony’s entire reporting career come crashing down if he dares to stand up for what he believes?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


quote:

Challenged to an open debate on the biblical principles of homosexuality, Tony must choose between relying on his Christian values and moral convictions or taking the easy way out and just writing the story. Will Tony’s entire reporting career come crashing down if he dares to stand up for what he believes?

Maybe Tony should just focus on doing his goddamned job rather than worry about if he'll go to hell or catch the gay or whatever.

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

aslan posted:

Definitely Christian, but way more Catholic than evangelical. There's far too much premarital/extramarital sex/swearing in it for evangelicals, Fantine is presented way too sympathetically (anything evangelical would require her to be way more sorry about the whole premarital sex thing), and Catholics are the heroes of the story--Valjean's entire arc is set in place by the bishop, not to mention the role that the nuns play in helping him and Cosette.

If you look for Les Miserables reactions from Catholics, you mostly get blog entries and articles about how the Christian/Catholic themes in it are really great and well done. If you look for reactions from evangelicals, the reaction is more mixed--in some cases you get people praising it; in others, you get poo poo like this. (In fact, some evangelicals actually think Les Mis is explicitly pro-Catholicism, anti-Protestantism--with Valjean representing Catholicism and Javert representing Protestantism.) This probably isn't terribly surprising, given that Les Miserables's relationship to religion is moderately more complex than, say, Left Behind or God's Not Dead, and evangelicals prefer as little complexity as possible in their Christian messages.

Yeah, I kinda forgot that they'd likely sympathize with the authoritarian police officer over the literal criminal. They probably thin Stars is a good and accurate summary of their Faith.

resurgam40 posted:

To add to this, the musical of Les Miserables is much, much more overtly religious than the book ever was; ol' Vic Hugo was raised Catholic and spoke from that place, but while he saw good in some of the values and practices of the Church, he had some real beefs with Catholicism and the way it was practiced, and used pretty much every opportunity he could to say so. The entire point of Les Miserables the novel was for Hugo to examine, and critique, the society in which he lived- politics, war, the march of technological progress and its effects on society, the way people treat themselves and each other- and religion was a huge part of that, but hardly the only driving force. This examiniation comes through so much of his work that any good adaptation of that work has that shining through as well, and generally speaking, it requires a level of self examination and critical thinking that those drawn to Evangelism either don't want to practice, or aren't able to.

I've never really minded the relative Godiness of LesMiz because the general themes of the musical all have to do with the good parts of Christianity (greed sucks, help the poor, judge not lest ye be judged, etc), but the ending does make me lift my eyebrows a bit as it does depart a little bit from the novels theme. Boubil, Natel and Kretzmer's essental theme is that life sucks and suffering is inevitable, but that those who hold Christ's ideals will ascend to Heaven and their reward after they die, whereas Hugo's point in the original novel was that if we stopped being such judgemental assholes and helped each other out, we wouldn't even need Heaven, Christian or otherwise.

Which is why I specifically pointed out the musical, which is more of a religious parable and morality tale than the book which is a societal critique. They're honestly two completely different works that share a rough plot and characters, which is fine. Both are pretty good and worth experiencing. Also, the musical had a big hollywood release recently, and would be the one most likely featuring angry blogs from morons who miss the whole point.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

raditts posted:

Maybe Tony should just focus on doing his goddamned job rather than worry about if he'll go to hell or catch the gay or whatever.

I long for the scene where Tony goes to his editor with his issue and says he doesn't know how he'll be able to cover the parade objectively, and the editor just says "What the gently caress, how did you even become a reporter for a secular newspaper and not realize you may have to report on stuff you don't agree with? Also, the interview is absolutely not supposed to be 'an open debate on the Biblical principles of homosexuality'. Where did that come from?"

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Parasol Prophet posted:

I long for the scene where Tony goes to his editor with his issue and says he doesn't know how he'll be able to cover the parade objectively, and the editor just says "What the gently caress, how did you even become a reporter for a secular newspaper and not realize you may have to report on stuff you don't agree with? Also, the interview is absolutely not supposed to be 'an open debate on the Biblical principles of homosexuality'. Where did that come from?"

Found it:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


This looks like the beginning to a really really weird porno

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Why is the old man dressed like Doug Funny?

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
I haven't seen the musical, but I recall the first chapter or something was about how much the Bishop was not like an early 19th century French Catholic bishop.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

K. Waste posted:

Why is the old man dressed like Doug Funny?

Quailman faces the only foe he can never defeat: the Gay Agenda (represented by a giant Mr. Bone trying to marry his partner of 17 years).

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I haven't seen the musical, but I recall the first chapter or something was about how much the Bishop was not like an early 19th century French Catholic bishop.

The Catholic Church in France became a lot more conservative in its views and organization after the French Revolution. Before the Revolution the Church had a wide range of views because it was one of the ways for sons without inheritance to get a position of influence, it was the center of education of all types in France, etc. During the early years of the revolution some of the radical leaders were actual Catholic clergy. But by the end of the Revolution most of the liberal clergy just outright left the Church because it didn't have the same position in society or monopolies it once did.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Parasol Prophet posted:

I long for the scene where Tony goes to his editor with his issue and says he doesn't know how he'll be able to cover the parade objectively, and the editor just says "What the gently caress, how did you even become a reporter for a secular newspaper and not realize you may have to report on stuff you don't agree with? Also, the interview is absolutely not supposed to be 'an open debate on the Biblical principles of homosexuality'. Where did that come from?"

The best thing is even an editor at the Christian Science Monitor would say this

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

sbaldrick posted:

The best thing is even an editor at the Christian Science Monitor would say this

The Christian Science Monitor is a pretty non-religious newspaper all things considered, though. The only person I ever knew who actually subscribed to it was an atheist relative.

Anyway, on the subject of Jesus going to meet Buddha, I've really wanted to see this documentary for a while, but mainly for the fact that it was written and directed by Paul Davids:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341329/combined

For those who don't know, Paul Davids co-wrote and produced the 1990s Roswell movie starring Kyle Maclachlan, but more than that he's infamous in Star Wars circles for having written a series of YA books about the illegitimate three-eyed son of Emperor Palpatine. So I'm very interested to see what he has to say about the life of Jesus.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Going by that documentary The You Testament is accurate after all. :aaaaa:

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

K. Waste posted:

Why is the old man dressed like Doug Funny?

I believe the question was already answered by the above post:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This looks like the beginning to a really really weird porno

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

JediTalentAgent posted:

That Chinese thing sounds like something I saw a bit of years ago in passing. A guy was showing off written Chinese characters and interpreting that they had origins in the Christianity.

I can't remember anything specific and this is a made up example to describe what they were doing: They'd show maybe a character for something like 'rice' and explaining, "Well, that looks like a cross, doesn't it...?" and go and interpret how they were connected from there.

Eh, i may not have seen it, but i can reasonably bet it's a bunch of made up poo poo and fabrication much like those bigfoot hunters, ancient aliens, and ghost hunter shows do

If there's one thing I've learned, if the film is put out to show the "TRUTH", it's most likely complete bullshit. Ironic.

Maybe it wasn't purposely made to have a religious bent to it, but Saints and Soldiers made me roll my eyes continuously with the evil atheist medic wanting to kill, lie, and steal only to possibly find god in the end while the poor, honest, honorable mormon soldier struggles with guilt over an accident he committed and is deeply sorry for.

muscles like this? posted:

That dinosaur title is weird. I wonder if they can't legally call what they're saying "truth" when it is objectively wrong.

Well, :foxnews: gets to call itself news...

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This looks like the beginning to a really really weird porno

I'm expecting to see Courage pop in from from off screen and start slinging insults

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKcmxJw-u7s

So this is a thing apparently.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

That's a super white platoon for an American unit during Vietnam.

Dante Logos
Dec 31, 2010

sbaldrick posted:

That's a super white platoon for an American unit during Vietnam.

I think you already know this but it bears repeating. Christian movies has more projection than an indie film festival.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Did they just transpose a script set in World War II into Vietnam? That setting seems to present special challenges not evident in the trailer's presentation.

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.

I can only assume that guy offering the beef jerky is one of the Duck Dynasty guys and they crammed him into the trailer because they're still famous but that clip really messes up the atmosphere they are trying to create. Also, it's creepy as gently caress.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Our old pal and patron Actor fo this Thread David A.R. White is way too pretty to play a grizzled old Vietnam vet.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Mods plz change thread title to Christian Movie Megathread: David A.R. White Fanchat

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Robotnik Nudes posted:

Our old pal and patron Actor fo this Thread David A.R. White is way too pretty to play a grizzled old Vietnam vet.
Grizzled DARW (Dar Dubs if you will) is his best form!

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Grizzled DARW (Dar Dubs if you will) is his best form!



I also enjoyed Mad Max: Revelation Road

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

He does a fine grizzly dad, but I don't buy him as grizzly gramps.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Made a tweet that Ray Wise should get Tim and Eric to do something with David A. R. White. David A. R. White favorited it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Gods Not Dead 2 plot is out!

quote:

"It essentially takes place in Arkansas around a teacher who talks out of term in her class room about Jesus and that spirals out into a big mess of a situation, where she gets put on trial for that," said Lefebvre.

The movie features a dynamic cast, including Jesse Metcalf, Ernie Hudson and Melissa Joan Hart.


'God's Not Dead 2' will hit the big screen Easter weekend of 2016.



http://www.thv11.com/story/news/local/2015/07/03/movie-stars-descend-on-little-rock-for-film/29681749/

Not Winston!

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jul 5, 2015

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I hope Clarissa's not the one who's going to explain it all to those school kids. Did Hercules not make it out of the last one alive or something?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Are they gonna be proving that Zeus isn't dead this time?

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

"It essentially takes place in Arkansas around a teacher who talks out of term in her class room about Jesus and that spirals out into a big mess of a situation, where she gets put on trial for that."

I'm stoked.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20)

The twist is fantastic

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friend...ous-evangelism/

The sister is a lesbian


Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jul 5, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Jack Gladney posted:

I hope Clarissa's not the one who's going to explain it all to those school kids. Did Hercules not make it out of the last one alive or something?
I'm surprised they trust someone most famous for playing a witch.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I always forget that Melissa Joan hart is a right winger.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The_Rob posted:

I always forget that Melissa Joan hart is a right winger.

I always forget that Melissa Joan Hart still exists.

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