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Bufuman
Jun 15, 2013

Sleep in the briefing room.
At your own peril.
Hmm, it occurs to me that those of us playing Chaos might get a Water/Fire/Earth job for Wind. In which case Chaos players could be working on Freelancing their way to the Water Crystal.

...

*starts up his file*

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Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

KingEffingFrost posted:

Distributing Berserkers is all well and good but... what about distributing Chaos rules?!

Gilgabot generates all 4 of your jobs at once, since it draws from all crystals every time. They then get rearranged in Crystal order to minimise Freelancer time. So if you get, say, Geo/Zerk/Knight/Dancer that'll get rearranged to give Knight first and not third. It's kinda dumb but I can understand it I guess.

E; Of course, this also means if you get any of Dragoon/Chemist/Dancer/Samurai first then you have only Earth crystal jobs. :v:

Lotus Aura fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Jun 22, 2015

Nethertribes
Mar 19, 2011

BLOOD


I should actually get around to posting my Fartz% shot, shouldn't I

KingEffingFrost
Jul 9, 2011

Extreme corset action!

Dragonatrix posted:

Gilgabot generates all 4 of your jobs at once, since it draws from all crystals every time. They then get rearranged in Crystal order to minimise Freelancer time. So if you get, say, Geo/Zerk/Knight/Dancer that'll get rearranged to give Knight first and not third. It's kinda dumb but I can understand it I guess.

E; Of course, this also means if you get any of Dragoon/Chemist/Dancer/Samurai first then you have only Earth crystal jobs. :v:

Hmmmm.... that is indeed very chaotic.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



What is the registration message for if you sign up for a chaos berserker risk run? Mine just said

quote:

@Randalor has successfully pre-registered for #FF5FJF2015 with BERSERKER RISK!
Did other chaos berserker risk players get the same message?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i did it

Recycling Centerpiece
Apr 28, 2005

Turn around
Grimey Drawer

Randalor posted:

What is the registration message for if you sign up for a chaos berserker risk run? Mine just said

Did other chaos berserker risk players get the same message?

Looks like you're good http://fourjobfiesta.com/players.php?player=Randalor

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

The only thing better than a fartz is a Fartz+1, reporting for doodyduty. :v:

EDIT: Now with thematically appropriate menu colors.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





Fartz.jpg post.

Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011

KataraniSword posted:

The only thing better than a fartz is a Fartz+1, reporting for doodyduty. :v:

EDIT: Now with thematically appropriate menu colors.




I think you'll find the Four Fartz Fiesta is the way to go.

Rixaxun
Jan 29, 2009
Red Mage for my first job, gently caress.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

Not Thin and Useful

Berserker is my first job, god what have I done?

the Orb of Zot
Jun 25, 2013

Apport: the Orb of Zot
The orb shrieks as your magic touches it!
Yoink! You pull the item towards yourself.
You see here the Orb of Zot.
Half an hour to midnight and HappySquid :unsmith: is actually almost to NED.

He might do it before the clock strikes twelve!

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

my first job is BERSERKER, oh yes

Supremezero
Apr 28, 2013

hay gurl
First job is... Bard.

gently caress.

This is what I was worried about.

At least it's not Earth Crystal, I guess.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
First job is Ninja. Alright then.

Jack Van Burace
Jun 4, 2003

It begins! And I've got Black Mage as my first, sweet!

Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011
Samurai! If the above theory is correct, then I've got four Earth jobs.

Fat and Useless posted:

Berserker is my first job, god what have I done?

Won the lottery. :getin:

Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
Bard. :stare:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

WHM~! oh dear

SereneCrimson
Oct 10, 2007

I am the morning sun, come to vanquish this horrible night!
Blue Mage to start. This is gonna be fun. Had Blue last year and loved it.

Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
Welp, gonna be Barding it up once I get to Crescent.

EDIT: gently caress, doublepost

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
First job is Monk.

Oh. Oh god. Oh god no. I'm going to have to face Byblos with Monks and Berserkers.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Monk.

i'm crying

Dishwasher
Dec 5, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
Starting with Beastmaster!

Wait...gently caress..what have I done?

Schwartzcough
Aug 12, 2009

Don't tease the Octopus, kids!
First job is Mystic Knight! Yessssss!

Bufuman
Jun 15, 2013

Sleep in the briefing room.
At your own peril.
Crap crap crap, my first Chaos job is Berserker too. And since there's 200 extras, second job might be Berserkers too. And if third is Earth or a late Fire job...

*breaks down in a panic attack at the idea of Berserkers-only Byblos*

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Wind Crystal: Berserker :black101:

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Got Black Mage for the Wind Crystal. Pretty much my thought process was "Please not monk, please not monk", so I'm happy.

evilfunkyogi
Jun 27, 2005
:effort:
Looks like jobs are out via the players page.

White mage :smith: :unsmith:

e:f, b

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Fat and Useless posted:

Berserker is my first job, god what have I done?

:stonklol::respek::stonklol:

On the plus side... It... It can't get much worse than this... Right? I mean, what are the chances of two berserkers? Or four?

Nihilarian
Oct 2, 2013


Ninja! I don't think I've ever played with Freelancer past the wind crystal, so that's new. :v:

KingEffingFrost
Jul 9, 2011

Extreme corset action!
My first job is Summoner... I think I just win, right?

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

loving blue mage boys! Hahaha time to destory the game.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009



fartz comin in

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009



no

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

I'm on Chaos mode and I got the same poo poo I got last year: Monk

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

Rixaxun posted:

Red Mage for my first job, gently caress.

Time mage for my first one.

Bufuman
Jun 15, 2013

Sleep in the briefing room.
At your own peril.

Randalor posted:

:stonklol::respek::stonklol:

On the plus side... It... It can't get much worse than this... Right? I mean, what are the chances of two berserkers? Or four?

There's 834 Berserkers and only 635 BR players. And given that a good chunk of those BR players might be on Normal, if you're on Chaos or Random with Risk, there's a good chance of getting an extra Berserker. That is precisely why I'm panicking.

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FeatherFloat
Dec 31, 2003

Not kyuute
First job is Berserker! Fuuuuck. This is gonna be an interesting run.

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