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End of 2028-29 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Athanatos finished 3rd in Points; The Crushinator and Lemur are 8th; ThinkTank lead the league in Goals; Satonaka is 3rd; Lemur is 5th Athanatos finished 3rd in Assists; Gallant is 8th The Crushinator lead the league in +/-; Cola & O'Bourke are 6th Bitdiddle finished 5th in Hits O'Bourke lead the league in PIM; Stats is 2nd; Picklechips is 3rd; The Crushinator is 4th; Windros Jr is 6th Pepperdick lead the league in Wins; Zip is 2nd; Robertson is 3rd; Buttworth is 7th Strelkov lead the league in GAA; Yokozuna is 3rd; Buttworth is 7th Yokozuna finished 2nd in SV%; Strelkov is 4th; Pepperdick is 6th Transaction News 3/6/29 -- BUF gets: Roddy McPhallus (D, 84 OVR) 3/6/29 -- EDM gets: Jesper Timander (D, 80 OVR), 2029 2nd Round Pick, 2029 3rd Round Pick 2/12/29 -- COL gets: 2029 2nd Round Pick, 2 prospects 2/12/29 -- NYR gets: Connor Bleackley (C, 83 OVR) 3/6/29 -- BOS gets: a prospect 3/6/29 -- NYR gets: Dennis Wohowski (LW, 82 OVR) 3/6/29 -- CAR gets: 2029 1st Round Pick, a prospect 3/6/29 -- MTL gets: Roland McKeown (D, 87 OVR) 3/6/29 -- CHI gets: Rainer Renkewitz (RW, 83 OVR) 3/6/29 -- WPG gets: 2030 2nd Round Pick 3/6/29 -- CGY gets: Sean Day (D, 87 OVR) 3/6/29 -- PHI gets: 2029 1st Round Pick, a prospect Injury Report CBJ -- R. Peters is out with Broken Ribs. Expected return is 5/11/29 CBJ -- J. Longrod is out with a Concussion. Expected return is 4/18/29  Worchester didn't make the playoffs Comments Buttworth and Strelkov are going to win the Jennings. Is it possible for 2 goalies to split the Vezina too? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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So despite 2 Calder Cup MVPs, a Stanley Cup, and a career .922 save percentage and 2.28 GAA, Hugo Chavez is still only making 2m a season, and is only getting 2 year deals. WTF e: Small sample size (6 games), but his playoff GAA is even better, at 2.20
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RC Cola is the first line pairing and Chicago leads the Central. Coincidence? I think not!
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Hockles posted:End of 2028-29 Regular Season Update Barely miss the playoffs. Again. 
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ThinkTank: History's greatest goalscorer, Philly's worst captain.
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ThinkTank posted:ThinkTank: History's greatest goalscorer, Philly's worst captain. what the hell happened  and we're sellers at the deadline too weeee
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THE MACHO MAN posted:what the hell happened Think is still cut up that you are making nearly as much as him so he spent the season inventing new cellys and publicly berating his GM. Once he gets his big pay day he'll focus on leading again. Still, he won a cup so the rest of his career is focused on setting records. HHoF ho!
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I keep coming back to this thread in hopes I turned my meager as gently caress career into something (anything!) and yet here I am the only goon back playing a full season in the AHL.
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Dandy Kaiser posted:every goon on buffalo forever Happy to join the gang. Got a ring in Edmonton, peace out fuckers.
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End of 2028-29 Season Update Playoff Results CGY def DAL in 7 VAN def SJS in 6 EDM def CHI in 6 NSH def COL in 6 MTL def OTT in 5 TBL def BUF in 5 NYR def DET in 6 WSH def CBJ in 6 VAN def CGY in 5 EDM def NSH in 5 MTL def TBL in 5 NYR def WSH in 7 VAN def EDM in 6 MTL def NYR in 4 MTL def VAN in 5 NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Montreal Canadiens Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Ottawa Senators Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Vancouver Canucks Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Montreal Canadiens Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Wayne Roenick -- Chicago Blackhawks Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Zachary Fucale -- Montreal Canadiens Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Solomon Pepperdick -- Chicago Blackhawks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Igor Strelkov/Chap Buttworth -- Ottawa Senators Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Carl Mathews -- Chicago Blackhawks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) ThinkTank -- Philadelphia Flyers Comments Montreal's collection of goons has brought them a Stanley Cup Buffalo's attempt to load up only gets them a first round exit Pepperdick wins a Vezina, much to my surprise. I would have guessed Mann-Dixon (AI) or Strelkov Athanatos racks up another Norris, I think he just needs 2 more to break Orr's record http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents ARZ -- E. Rutkowski BUF -- Hockles BUF -- R. McPhallus FLA -- P. Sanchez MTL -- P. Wang NSH -- Zip NYR -- A. Robertson OTT -- C. Buttworth PHI -- ThinkTank SJS -- S. Samuelsson TBL -- H. Chavez TBL -- T. Delacour WPG -- S. Saskatanov
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Hockles posted:End of 2028-29 Season Update You're telling me! I'm pretty sure I split the vote. Day lot of good it did too, losing in the first round. But who cares, I got my first hardware!!!!
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quote:Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) The Ghost of Christmas Never
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Hockles posted:Upcoming Free-Agents Starting job. Starting pay. Anywhere.
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First cup appearance and beaten by my favourite team IRL.
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Feral_Shofixti posted:Starting job. Starting pay. Anywhere. Seriously, both of us should be making more than we are, but you especially.
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Hockles posted:Montreal's collection of goons has brought them a Stanley Cup Don't tell this to 2015 Michel Therrien
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Hand Knit posted:The Ghost of Christmas Never It will be a reality in 5-6 years when Price is sick of losing and wants out. Fucale waits in the wings.
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2029 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Gabriel Landeskog (1398gp - 429g - 661a - 1090p) Taylor Hall (1395gp - 632g - 670a - 1302p) Marcus Johansson Adam Larsson Ryan Johansen (1342gp - 454g - 768a - 1222p) Oliver Ekman-Larsson Tom Wilson Dougie Hamilton Cody Ceci Hampus Lindholm Vladimir Tarasenko Brock Nelson Tyson Barrie Justin Schultz Stefan Elliott Sven Baertschi Nino Niederreiter Scott Laughton Mikhail Grigorenko Ty Rattie Nathan Beaulieu Matt Nieto Pontus Aberg Brock McGinn Ville Pokka Rickard Rakell Scott Kosmachuk Jake McCabe Vladimir Namestnikov Derrick Pouliot Damon Severson Andreas Athanasiou George Ford Brendan Leipsic Joe Morrow Petr Mrazek Eric Brassard Jake Paterson Andrey Makarov Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $7.6mil/2yr contract BUF -- re-signed Hockles to a $68.5mil/6yr contract MTL -- re-signed P. Wang to a $38.3mil/7yr contract NSH -- re-signed Zip to a $28.8mil/4yr contract NYR -- re-signed A. Robertson to a $2.2mil/1yr contract OTT -- re-signed C. Buttworth to a $3.6mil/2yr contract PHI -- re-signed ThinkTank to a $36.5mil/5yr contract SJS -- re-signed S. Samuelsson to a $1.2mil/1yr contract TBL -- re-signed H. Chavez to a $2.3mil/1yr contract TBL -- re-signed T. Delacour to a $11.5mil/4yr contract WPG -- re-signed S. Saskatanov to a $16.5mil/3yr contract EDM -- signed R. McPhallus to a $17.9mil/4yr contract LAK -- signed P. Sanchez to a $84.3mil/7yr contract CBJ -- signs Marvin Cupper (G, 83 OVR) to a 1yr contract PIT -- signs Lucas Mitchell (RW, 83 OVR) to a 4yr contract Top 10 Forward Salaries
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Hockles posted:LAK -- signed P. Sanchez to a $84.3mil/7yr contract Well, sorry, Florida. But I needed the money.
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ThinkTank posted:Why does McStabson make $11M when Think signed for a measly $7.3M? We're both captains, and I'm greedier. im eric staal without the cup
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Maybe this is the year Pittsburgh finally wins the cup.  ...Oh who am I kidding. They'll probably miss the playoffs by 2 points and continue to leave me wondering why virtual me didn't just jump ship at the first opportunity. 
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Captain RC Cola. Suck it goons. Living the dream in our home town.
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Why would you go back to Edmonton you stupid... And to be on the 3rd pairing too. Great.
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Bregor posted:Why would you go back to Edmonton you stupid... I'm sorry. I wish I could make things like this happen on purpose, but this was all AI. It is probably the funniest thing to happen in this, for me at least. I actually laughed out loud when I saw it.
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Hockles posted:I'm sorry. I wish I could make things like this happen on purpose, but this was all AI. We'll always have those five playoff games with Buffalo
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All-Star Break 2030 Update All-Stars West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) West -- Stabby McStabson (Starting Right Wing) West -- The Kingston Kid (2nd Line Center) West -- Sergei Saskatanov (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Liam Gallant (2nd D-Pairing) West -- Milkbags O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing) East -- Shinichi Satonaka (2nd Line Center) East -- Rod Peters (3rd Line Center) East -- Ewic Windros Jr (3rd Line Right Wing) East -- Prodigious Wang (4th Line Center) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Aaron Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing) Notable Stats Lemur is 2nd in Points; Satonaka is 6th; O'Leary is 7th Lemur leads the league in Goals; Satonaka is 3rd; Wang is 4th; O'Bourke is 5th; Cola & McStabson are 7th O'Leary leads the league in Assists; Gallant is 2nd; Saskatanov is 6th Gallant is 2nd in +/-; Samuelsson and ThinkTank are 7th O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Picklechips is 2nd; Stats is 3rd; Windros Jr is 4th; Alger is 5th; Bitdiddle is 8th Kilka, Robertson & Zip are 4th in Wins Zip is 3rd in GAA; Orphansbane is 7th Zip is 4th in SV%; Orphansbane is 5th Transaction News 12/18/29 -- CBJ gets: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (C, 83 OVR) 12/18/29 -- EDM gets: 3 prospects 12/27/29 -- CHI gets: Nail Yakupov (RW, 80 OVR), 2030 3rd Round Pick 12/2729 -- EDM gets: 3 prospects Injury Report BUF -- The Crushinator is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 4/22/30 TOR -- W. Clarkson is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 2/13/30 VAN -- J. Helar is out with Back Spasms. Expected return is 2/9/30  Comments Edmonton starting the rebuild early Windros Jr may have concussed everybody by this point, as he was voted into the ASG http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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