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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

buttplug posted:

What the gently caress is that piece of poo poo?

That's MC2 Barry "Dog Zebra" Riley, a hip hop sensation who got his start making Navy raps on board the USS Abraham Lincoln from 2010-2012.

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buttplug
Aug 28, 2004
That gently caress-knuckle made E5? *sigh* Come get us, China!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


buttplug posted:

That gently caress-knuckle made E5? *sigh* Come get us, China!

It's better than some of the training videos I've seen so far.

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

buttplug posted:

That gently caress-knuckle made E5? *sigh* Come get us, China!

shipmate

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
Secret

I never thought darken ship could be so entertaining...

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

buttplug posted:

That gently caress-knuckle made E5? *sigh* Come get us, China!

buttplug still in the navy? Come get us, China!

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Null Integer posted:

buttplug still in the navy? Come get us, nuclear armageddon!

Ftfy

buttplug
Aug 28, 2004

Null Integer posted:

buttplug still in the navy? Come get us, China!

No DUIs or dead hookers here!

none that they've found yet

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I'm not too familiar with all the sea going rates so I assume MC2 means "Mic Check 2nd Class". Does he have an instructional rap about faking down lines? I bet that would be useful

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

maffew buildings posted:

I'm not too familiar with all the sea going rates so I assume MC2 means "Mic Check 2nd Class". Does he have an instructional rap about faking down lines? I bet that would be useful

Worse.

TW: 3M, spot checks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oxK8v-GsNQ
Now imagine that but on the ship's internal TV network

I can't remember which USO musical guest it was (either Toby Keith or Bowling for Soup :barf:) but he did a set in the hangar bay to open for one of them. It was inspiring

(edit: mc is mass communications specialist)

MancXVI fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jun 25, 2015

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007
Dog Zebra is dope fire and if you disagree you are poopy

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

Dog Zebra is dope fire and if you disagree you are poopy

Sorry, your wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lg6HqJeY0

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

Dog Zebra is dope fire and if you disagree you are poopy

Welp. Guess I disagree.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
lol if don't just listen to John Philip Souza marches.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I am soothed by the sailors creed on repeat forever. That's all anyone should need to live.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

Every morning I open palm slam a vhs copy of Top Gun and recite it line by line

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

Laranzu posted:

I am soothed by the sailors creed on repeat forever. That's all anyone should need to live.

hooyah

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003

maffew buildings posted:

I'm not too familiar with all the sea going rates so I assume MC2 means "Mic Check 2nd Class". Does he have an instructional rap about faking down lines? I bet that would be useful

Mass Communications. That video is your tax dollars

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sir Lucius posted:

Mass Communications. That video is your tax dollars

Oh poo poo that was "on the clock"?

Oh my...

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
You're always on the clock, shipmate. Overtime is authorized. :chiefsay:

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

Wingnut Ninja posted:

You're always on the clock, shipmate. Overtime is authorized. :chiefsay:

that's what i like about salary jobs.
every time the weekend hits and your poo poo-housed drunk you can think to yourself "im basically being paid by the american people to get hosed out my head right now"

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
At $5.50 per hour

germskr
Oct 23, 2007

HAHAHA! Ahh Eeeee BPOOF!

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

that's what i like about salary jobs.
every time the weekend hits and your poo poo-housed drunk you can think to yourself "im basically being paid by the american people to get hosed out my head right now"

Aren't you one of those who play dress-up-military-hooyah-weekend-warrior though?

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

germskr posted:

Aren't you one of those who play dress-up-military-hooyah-weekend-warrior though?

yeah, but theres more salary jobs in the world than the military

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


MancXVI posted:

Worse.

TW: 3M, spot checks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oxK8v-GsNQ
Now imagine that but on the ship's internal TV network

I can't remember which USO musical guest it was (either Toby Keith or Bowling for Soup :barf:) but he did a set in the hangar bay to open for one of them. It was inspiring

(edit: mc is mass communications specialist)

That ship was just the best.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Mass Communications is even more retarded than my rate, a feat accomplished by few

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

maffew buildings posted:

Mass Communications is even more retarded than my rate, a feat accomplished by few

what is your rate

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
BUILDER

and by retarded I mean we have like the lowest entrance bar for your brain capacity

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

maffew buildings posted:

BUILDER

and by retarded I mean we have like the lowest entrance bar for your brain capacity

at least you guys get that nifty patch on your ndubs

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
Just got back from 5 day course related to my job. Absolutely pointless, and all I learned was that NRO and NGA apparently hate each other and even nerds like us have a frat like portion of the community.

Octopode
Sep 2, 2009

No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here.

squarerandom posted:

Just got back from 5 day course related to my job. Absolutely pointless, and all I learned was that NRO and NGA apparently hate each other and even nerds like us have a frat like portion of the community.

Every agency in the Intelligence Community hates everyone else and thinks they're the only competent entity. So for extra fun, we decided to force them all together onto the same IT environment and systems.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Octopode posted:

Every agency in the Intelligence Community hates everyone else and thinks they're the only competent entity. So for extra fun, we decided to force them all together onto the same IT environment and systems.

"Oh you guys are running THAT version of it? yeah no wonder why you guys get less funding than a Humble Bundle sale on Steam. loving losers."

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007
don't even get me started on the CIA

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

don't even get me started on the CIA

Ok

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

don't even get me started on the CIA

Literally had a guy tell me "We call them the CLOWNS IN ACTION, because they're not as cool as tv shows make them out to be." Ok thanks NSA dude, i'm here for two weeks learning about how satellites work which is only good to know, so I can confuse officers when they ask what I do.

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

squarerandom posted:

Literally had a guy tell me "We call them the CLOWNS IN ACTION, because they're not as cool as tv shows make them out to be." Ok thanks NSA dude, i'm here for two weeks learning about how satellites work which is only good to know, so I can confuse officers when they ask what I do.

oh no, they're plenty cool and stuff, i just never had access to their products when i needed them

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
As former department opsec representative I'm going to have to ask you to cease this discussion from developing further, and instead talk about dogs, butts, dog zebra, and dog zebra butts.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Sir Lucius posted:

As former department opsec representative I'm going to have to ask you to cease this discussion from developing further, and instead talk about dogs, butts, dog zebra, and dog zebra butts.

Sure, Dog Zebra, lets see if I can remember this from 4 years ago.

"Observe sunset. Set condition Dog Zebra, show no white lights top-side. The smoking lamp out on the starboard gallery deck and lighted in upper vehicle stowage."

Thinking now, I might be mixing it up with night flight quarters.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
no, wait. I mean Master of Ceremonies 2nd class Dog Zebra

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

oh no, they're plenty cool and stuff, i just never had access to their products when i needed them

1UPs don't work the same way in CS:GO

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