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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

bobbilljim posted:

Hey has anyone complained about the cold yet? By the way I'm from Auckland, so feel free to call me a wuss

echinopsis posted:

It was bad last night coz it rained then it froze which is way worse than a bad frost coz everything is just covered in a layer of clear ice. It's hard to see on the ground and everything was fuckin frozen shut. And we copped it lightly. -20 or close to? poo poo bro

Ghostlight posted:

I was complaining about the cold just today.
In Auckland.

bobbilljim posted:

I might even wear pants instead of stubbies tomorrow.

WarpedNaba posted:

I can say for a fact that it was warmer in the Bay on Monday than Auckland was on Tuesday.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Sun always shines in Hawkes bay. You pussies are just pussies.

oohhboy posted:

I wasn't cold until you guys told me. I am going to hop into the fridge now.

ledge posted:

Yep, confirmed as cold. Not getting out of bed.

Vagabundo posted:

Cold, sick and am at school because I can not be hosed setting relief. You loving wimps.
go back to gbs

in actual politics news, looks like the TPPA train is still rollin in the USA. I don't think I've ever felt more politically powerless or irrellevant than about this - I feel like it's going to affect the lives of everyone here much more and much more negatively than anything else in recent times, and there's just nothing I (or anyone else) can do about it.

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truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
Only got through after a wave of 'donations.'

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/may/27/corporations-paid-us-senators-fast-track-tpp

American politics loving sucks.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

awesmoe posted:

go back to gbs


wow an unironic go back to gbs post in 2015

it was cold as poo poo here yesterday but it's nice here today, chilly but sunny, should be a good'un.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
took kids to school and now mortgage nightmares. gently caress the process of buying a house

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

echinopsis posted:

gently caress the process of buying a house

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we suspect the lawyers hosed up but they won't admit. they CLAIM they had 15 working days, so they aren't getting the LIM till monday at the earliest, but it's meant to be unconditional the friday before.

and the people selling are getting cold feet apparently, but they can't back out of the contract, but if we can't check the LIM we might need to ask for an extension and that might be their get out of jail free card, and we'd lose out buying the place

which wouldn't inherently be so bad but THIS places sale will likely go unconditional today, so regardless this house is sold and we have to move

which would otherwise have meant we have a month to find a place to live.. but we have a 3 week holiday in Thailand starting sunday, so signing poo poo or organising poo poo won't be easy


at least finance is sorted... NZ home loans were willing to loan us over a million to keep this house AND buy new one. what a bad idea that would have been.
insurance sorted...

if the lawyers hadn't dragged their feet and already looked at the LIM, we would be able to go unconditional before we left and holiday in freedom. gently caress this poo poo

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Is this that place with the nice yard and "activities room" and poo poo? Or am I thinking of a different thread?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's a weird house with two floors and the top floor is self contained so potentially rent, potentially holiday home, likely space for kids when they older
http://raywhite.co.nz/Residential_Property/Canterbury/Christchurch/Belfast/Sefton_Street/NTW23655

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Quotes all the poo poo posters


"Don't poo poo post"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
me? a poo poo poster?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Ghostlight posted:

Quotes all the poo poo posters


"Don't poo poo post"

You don't have to quote yourself dude :)

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

echinopsis posted:

me? a poo poo poster?

Everyone in here is a poo poo poster, don't worry.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I know full well just how poo poo I am. :smugmrgw:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Yay, got tomorrow off. Time to blow it with Gym, haircuts and computer games.

And maybe chinese takeout.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Story, the show replacing Campbell Live, will be fronted by Duncan Garner & Heather du Plessis-Allen

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WarpedNaba posted:

Yay, got tomorrow off. Time to blow it with Gym, haircuts and computer games.

And maybe chinese takeout.

me too. text me

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

echinopsis posted:

me too. text me

Most I'm giving you is a steam name, nerd.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Exclamation Marx posted:

Story, the show replacing Campbell Live, will be fronted by Duncan Garner & Heather du Plessis-Allen

Stop shitposting, stay on topic: I want to know what happens with the echinopsis haircut thing.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WarpedNaba posted:

Most I'm giving you is a steam name, nerd.

Well, give it then ;)


Slavvy posted:

Stop shitposting, stay on topic: I want to know what happens with the echinopsis haircut thing.

I cut my 4 year old sons hair the other day to try to make him look like Richard Wright from ink Floyd during Live in Pompeii

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



bobbilljim posted:

You don't have to quote yourself dude :)
:thejoke:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I can't believe how cold I was today

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I can't believe it's already December

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
good news for those in the care:

our lawyers must have realised they done hosed up coz they got us the LIM report today, rather than monday which they said was the earliest they could. clearly pulled some strings

anyway, all of a sudden entire process has turned nice again. maybe go unconditional tomorrow or Friday, sign some bank poo poo to "lock in da rates" and um... take my 4 and 6 year old on a three hour flight then an eleven hour flight

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
Greenpeace climb Parliament to install solar panels.

MPs call it an attack. People in the public cry over tax dollars being wasted to get police to bring them down.

This country sucks.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



100% Pure New Zealand.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

truther posted:

Greenpeace climb Parliament to install solar panels.

MPs call it an attack. People in the public cry over tax dollars being wasted to get police to bring them down.

This country sucks.


THIEVING TAX HUNGRY SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT

Leospeare
Jun 27, 2003
I lack the ability to think of a creative title.

truther posted:

People in the public cry over tax dollars being wasted to get police to bring them down.

Love this part. If only Greenpeace hadn't climbed up there, those officers would've stayed home on unpaid leave and not just, you know, have gone to work like normal. What a waste of Are Taxes.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it is a waste though. those same tax dollars could have been used to check car seats for babies but were redirected towards that protest

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
What if they used those tax dollar to teach police the best place to park their cars (bottoms of large hills) to get the most speeding tickets?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Sister in law lived with a cop and he said he liked traffic duty it was easy, just head over to the predominantly poor and Maori suburbs and hit your quota in just a few hours

what a life

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Housetalk, I'm told this shitbox just sold today at auction for $1.1M. it's in Glenfield, Auckland.

http://www.realestate.co.nz/2567420

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Ivor Biggun posted:

Housetalk, I'm told this shitbox just sold today at auction for $1.1M. it's in Glenfield, Auckland.

http://www.realestate.co.nz/2567420

This in no way is a defence of exorbitant prices but that property could easily subdivide into two or three once the poo poo heap house is demolished.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Yea you're not really paying for the house on a section anymore, you're paying a price that represents the development potential in a market with really high land prices.

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
You're really just paying for the (very likely) chance that someone else will buy it back from you with a 25% markup in the next 5 years.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

Sister in law lived with a cop and he said he liked traffic duty it was easy
Until you have to scrape the brains of some kid, who can't loving drive properly at 200kp/h, off the road then make the calls to those friends and loved ones. The full time traffic cops are likely to see more gruesome deaths than many other cops. Easy as.

echinopsis posted:

just head over to the predominantly poor and Maori suburbs

The poor don't pay fines. Don't care If they get fines or demerits. Literally meaningless enforcement method. Yet when something different is tried in order to ram it through that it is a good idea to learn how to drive and not drive head on into trucks or trees, but fining the poo poo out of these people isn't enlightening people to this, a different tactic is trialled. Paul Henry goes ape poo poo.


Nope.

echinopsis posted:


what a life

:smugmrgw:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
um moo cow me old mate I don't think your posting is lining up with the word-of-mouth level of mine. you're making it "too real", and frankly, facts aren't welcome here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Until you have to scrape the brains of some kid, who can't loving drive properly at 200kp/h, off the road then make the calls to those friends and loved ones. The full time traffic cops are likely to see more gruesome deaths than many other cops. Easy as.

actually, i'm reliably informed that cops ❤️‍ poor death

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my dad was a cop. back when cops and traffic officers were seperate things. then they joined and they always resented the traffic cops that got in without true cop training

anyway. he worked homicides and rapes. he's seen some poo poo. my wife used to work ICU. they'd chat about the worse hosed up people they had seen. I'm glad I don't work that scene

still my dad is racist. thinks cops need guns.


cops terrify me. people go to jail in this country without having hurt people. I am scared a cop will dislike me coz idk my hair is too trendy.. and lock me up. my family will suffere just because a cop was bored one day.

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I would say that it's wrong to conflate 'cops are smug fucks a lot of the time' with 'people can't drive for poo poo'. The two aren't really related and don't cause eachother.

Cops may or may not be smug fucks a lot of the time, but it makes no sense to use people's poo poo driving to defend their hypothetically smug fucky behaviour. People driving like poo poo is a politically engineered situation w.r.t. laughably easy vehicle ownership, a joke of a licensing system etc etc. The cops enforce the retarded policies politicians come up with because everyone voted into office/assigned by someone voted into office is too afraid of deviating from the statistical mediocrity that is NZ political thinking. In order to appease the zombie-like NZ public they continue to enact policies that are like trying trying to bandage a wound that needs intensive surgery.

Cops being or not being smug fucks a lot of the time has no cause nor effect relating to this.

I might add, poors aren't noticeably worse drivers than rich cunts. They just tend to have slower cars.



As a random thought, I feel like most new zealanders are insanely conservative but only in the strict meaning of the word: they're willing to try any social policy as long as nothing ever changes because things not staying exactly the same forever and ever is evil and bad.

e2: wording, stoner

Slavvy fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Jun 25, 2015

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