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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:25

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:07

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Valeyard posted:

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

Valeyard posted:

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

Valeyard posted:

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

Valeyard posted:

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

Valeyard posted:

the only thing i beg for is the sweet embrace of death

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:26

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

if you have basic kitchen appliances then it's really easy to make mayonnaise yourself which tastes better than whatever you get at the store

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:27

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

I like to fart in a jar containing egg whites to make my mayo

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:28

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

stinko de mayo hahahaha

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:31

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

lord funk posted:

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:37

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

wayfinder posted:

stinko de mayo hahahaha

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:38

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:45

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

that's pretty good

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:47

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fondant cakes are the worst because you have to peel that poo poo off before you can eat the cake

if you want to make stuff like that just use clay it's equally as edible as fondant

# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:50

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

lord funk posted:

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:00

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:01

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

wayfinder posted:

im owen

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:09

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

"Hi" - a small dog, 2015

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:10

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

prefect posted:

mayonnaise should be used (in moderation) when making tuna salad and chicken salad

i think those might be the only valid uses of the stuff

also don't be aggressive about draining the water from the tuna, leave some in there. needs less mayo that way. works for my tuna sandwiches at least.

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:13

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

atomicthumbs posted:

"Hi" - a small dog, 2015

sleep tight pupper

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:16

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

wayfinder posted:

wanna take out that cake with a double shotgun blast

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:16

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

watch it all like the filth you are

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:18

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:36

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Speaking of sitdowns, I never knew this existed

Can't see it being as much fun as Star Wars seeing as Sinistar was a top-down shooter not a 1st person perspective.

Still would play for old times sake tho'

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:40

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT: Jun 30, 2008

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

also don't be aggressive about draining the water from the tuna, leave some in there. needs less mayo that way. works for my tuna sandwiches at least.

yeah if you drain too much it becomes chicken anyway

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:46

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

Top down vector kill fest?

Played the poo poo out of this at Shakeys

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:46

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

lol

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:46

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Speaking of sitdowns, I never knew this existed

Can't see it being as much fun as Star Wars seeing as Sinistar was a top-down shooter not a 1st person perspective.

Still would play for old times sake tho'

RUN COWARD

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:48

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

watch it all like the filth you are

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

as per alton brown (pbuh) mayo goes on the bottom so that it can mingle w/ the burgerjuice whilst the greens belong up top so that they do not wilt and retain their crunch

also

I also worked there, in the brewery, for about six months. I was there when Brett fired a brewer in a company wide meeting with the words, "gently caress you [redacted], you're fired." I walked out of the meeting and called my old boss back, she offered me my job at $2 an hour more and I never worked another minute for those mother fuckers. During the same meeting, they fired everyone on the bottle line and made them beg for their jobs back. Oh, and that brewery is loving covered in black mold, especially around the glycol lines, because instead of spending money on a modern brewery, they make beer in a 100 year old warehouse 10 feet from the bay. To say the drainage in the building is bad is an understatement. I saw sewage backflow into the brewery more than once. Oh, and they brag at the end of the year about how many people they've fired. Seriously, they actually put it in the news letter. It's a shame, because as OP said, John is a pretty good brewer, and they do make a few good beers. Unfortunately, Brett and Jack don't even like beer and only care about marketing, so you see Dead Guy and not much else.

can i anonymously quote a cliffs note version of this to people (so it doesn't get c/p-googled back to you unless of course you're okay with that i guess???)

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:52

kemikalkadet: Sep 16, 2012

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

watch it all like the filth you are

good snu snu

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:53

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Liver Disaster posted:

RUN COWARD

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:53

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzioeBmPCQ

Goddamn this is my kinda ASMR :o:

Takes me back to being 8 again :unsmith:

Guy has a bunch of different years, but the '81 is the best if you are a old

1983: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6aNPsjNwFo
1986: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUQs1P8m_Ik
1992: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVdREXnOLM

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jun 25, 2015

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:56

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzioeBmPCQ

Goddamn this is my kinda ASMR Takes me back to being 8 again

Guy has a bunch of different years, but the '81 is the best if you are a old

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5G6BYUMbQ3CVBS1crNATU0YTy1nAWZse

casmrs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaE1-XeI3hI

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:57

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

watch it all like the filth you are

# ? Jun 25, 2015 19:58

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:00

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

bump_fn posted:

lol

# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:01

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

TRON JEREMY posted:

don't forget the pamphlets they give all their workers about how unions are actually extremely evil

give the asians chopsticks to go with their burger too

# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:01

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

rogue should be bombed

# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:03

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzioeBmPCQ

Goddamn this is my kinda ASMR Takes me back to being 8 again

Guy has a bunch of different years, but the '81 is the best if you are a old

1983: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6aNPsjNwFo
1986: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUQs1P8m_Ik
1992: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVdREXnOLM

Whoa hey man I like your name. is it from that band?

# ? Jun 25, 2015 20:06

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.