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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Every time I think of trump running for president I have flash backs to the news radio TV show where the owner did it just to meet women.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Third World Reggin posted:

Every time I think of trump running for president I have flash backs to the news radio TV show where the owner did it just to meet women.

You're going to smack yourself in the face when you realize the name of that show Newsradio

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Scott Walker looks like a door-to-door vacuum salesman.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

His hair is opposite lopsided from his face :stare:

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.
So what are the actual mechanics of the Natural-Born Citizen requirement for President? If (hypothetically) Cruz wins, does the Supreme Court hear an appeal and throw out his presidency?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

FireSight posted:

But the 80's were loving awesome.

I lived through the 80s. The 80s loving sucked.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Kulkasha posted:

So what are the actual mechanics of the Natural-Born Citizen requirement for President? If (hypothetically) Cruz wins, does the Supreme Court hear an appeal and throw out his presidency?

no since Ted Cruz is a natural born citizen

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Kulkasha posted:

So what are the actual mechanics of the Natural-Born Citizen requirement for President? If (hypothetically) Cruz wins, does the Supreme Court hear an appeal and throw out his presidency?

"Natural-born citizen" means "citizen from birth", not a naturalized citizen. Ted Cruz is an American citizen from birth.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Kulkasha posted:

So what are the actual mechanics of the Natural-Born Citizen requirement for President? If (hypothetically) Cruz wins, does the Supreme Court hear an appeal and throw out his presidency?

The phrase "natural born citizen" has never been defined by the courts, but most scholars will tell you that as long as you were born a citizen then you are a natural born citizen. The idea that you have to be born on US territory to be a natural born citizen is a myth. Cruz would be fine since iirc his mother was American, and that's enough.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I've only seen him in screenshots posted here, and it took a few times before I started to realize that these weren't weird, one-off shots caught right as he was blinking or sneezing or something - he just looks like that.

As for Donald, I hope that all the comparatively coherent GOP constituencies stay too split up among the vast field while Donald soaks up a worrying number of abject morons. It'd be enough of a joy just to see the Republican party react to Donald as a front-runner.

Let's entertain a fantasy here for a moment and imagine a world where somehow Donald Trump is on his way to the Republican nomination - would the establishment and the office-holding Republicans be able to fall in line? Would Republican congressmen stump for Trump? Would they speak at his coronation, the first RNC held in a deluxe (and going bankrupt) casino?

I can only imagine it'd be the death of the Republican party as too many members would be unable to swallow the indignity.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

whitey delenda est posted:

His hair is opposite lopsided from his face :stare:

Mesmerizing.

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

A Bag of Milk posted:

The phrase "natural born citizen" has never been defined by the courts, but most scholars will tell you that as long as you were born a citizen then you are a natural born citizen. The idea that you have to be born on US territory to be a natural born citizen is a myth. Cruz would be fine since iirc his mother was American, and that's enough.

The law's a little more complicated than that (especially since Cruz was born before 1972), but he still qualified from birth, yeah. (Between 1952 and 1972, if you were born to one American citizen, then for you to qualify as a citizen your citizen parent had to have been physically present in the US for a total of 10 years, at least 5 of which were after the age of 14.)

Edit: Wait, no, I screwed up on that. That was the law between 1952 and 1986, I mixed it up with retention requirements for the person themselves; between 1952 and 1972 you also had to yourself be physically present in the US for at least 5 years between 14 and 28 to keep your citizenship if you were born to one citizen and one alien.

Idran fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jun 26, 2015

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

The X-man cometh posted:

I lived through the 80s. The 80s loving sucked.

I was born in the 80s and then they were over within a year.

The 80s were good to me.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

Counterpoint: AIDS and Crack.
Also Bernie Goetz.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
The gun thing probably helps Bernie in general polling.
Attack him for being a self avowed Socialist or something, but don't attack him over guns. How stupid is O'Malley's team?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pohl posted:

The gun thing probably helps Bernie in general polling.
Attack him for being a self avowed Socialist or something, but don't attack him over guns. How stupid is O'Malley's team?

Well they're working on the O'Malley campaign so pretty goddamn stupid.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Well they're working on the O'Malley campaign so pretty goddamn stupid.

Hah, true. All I can see that ad doing is raising Bernie's numbers 5-10% wherever it is run.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Plexiwatt posted:

Mesmerizing.



I seriously think if you took the hair'd side, reflected it, and cleaned up the overlapped middle, you would end up with a candidate that could conceivably walk away with the Republican election.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Erebus posted:

They couldn't come up with anything more modern than a one-hit wonder from 2003?

That video is bad, but Fountains of Wayne is good.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Whiskey Sours posted:

Scott Walker looks like a door-to-door vacuum salesman.

He looks like he used one on himself a few too many times.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chokes McGee posted:

I seriously think if you took the hair'd side, reflected it, and cleaned up the overlapped middle, you would end up with a candidate that could conceivably walk away with the Republican election.





Hmm. Well, I mean it's better, but...

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Stacy's Mom Is Buried In My Yard - Fountains of John Wayne Gacy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

Martin O'Malley's Super PAC is now cutting attack ads against Bernie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SterfJsQyAY

So I should vote for Bernie harder?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Cnut the Great posted:

That video is bad, but Fountains of Wayne is good.

fountains of wayne is seriously one of the worst stores i have ever been to

theyre an ok band too i guess

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

Chokes McGee posted:

I seriously think if you took the hair'd side, reflected it, and cleaned up the overlapped middle, you would end up with a candidate that could conceivably walk away with the Republican election.

Bram Stoker's Walkula

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pohl posted:

Hah, true. All I can see that ad doing is raising Bernie's numbers 5-10% wherever it is run.

I don't know. Among democratic primary voters I don't think there's much overlap between thinking "Hillary isn't liberal enough" and "guns are awesome". It might help Bernie in New Hampshire because they're a bunch of loving crazy people and there's only 65 people in the entire state.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

whitey delenda est posted:

His hair is opposite lopsided from his face :stare:

This is all I see when I look at Scott Walker:


FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Neeksy posted:

Fox News better make some space on stage for Undecided.

Walker's on there, though.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Wow, Joel Robinson is looking real soul-dead these days.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Also Bernie Goetz.

:golfclap: Nicely done.

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

ErIog posted:

This is all I see when I look at Scott Walker:


All I see is an idiot that couldn't hack it at a low rank state college, Trump at least graduated from UPENN

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

RACHET posted:

All I see is an idiot that couldn't hack it at a low rank state college, Trump at least graduated from UPENN

Is that why he's trying to kill UW?

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is that why he's trying to kill UW?

He's drumming up support from the "You don't need to read any of them college LIEberal books, only book you need is the BIBLE" constituency

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Kulkasha posted:

So what are the actual mechanics of the Natural-Born Citizen requirement for President? If (hypothetically) Cruz wins, does the Supreme Court hear an appeal and throw out his presidency?

Ahh the Clinton camp back to their old tricks I see.

Well, they don't have a minority running in their own party I guess.

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
Re: Bernie's uncharacteristic pro-gun stuff -- Vermont has some of the most lax gun laws around. You don't need a license and I believe only convicted felons are barred. So Bernie is probably just representing his constituency.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


RACHET posted:

All I see is an idiot that couldn't hack it at a low rank state college, Trump at least graduated from UPENN
Isn't Marquette a decent school?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


As a totally unimportant anecdote, apparently my conservative mother saw Rand Paul with a small amount of staff at the airport recently. She went up and shook his hand and told him that if she was legally allowed to vote he'd have her's. According to her he looked really happy which is kinda heartwarming :unsmith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Pee pee doo doo, Obama is a bad President." ~ Mike Huckabee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdrjK0kJp8

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Feather
Mar 1, 2003
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

neonnoodle posted:

Re: Bernie's uncharacteristic pro-gun stuff -- Vermont has some of the most lax gun laws around. You don't need a license and I believe only convicted felons are barred. So Bernie is probably just representing his constituency.

Bernie's positions on guns are actually fairly reasonable. He's definitely pro gun control. For some anything short of a complete ban on almost all private gun ownership is insufficient. I happen to be for far more restrictive gun laws than I think Bernie would support, but for me its a less important issue.

I've also never been a fan of the "representing his constituency" argument for any politician. Sometimes the constituency is just wrong, and a good representative will act appropriately to educate his constituency why. Vermont's gun laws may work for Vermont, but they sure as hell are too lenient for, e.g., places I grew up.

So, much like his hyperfocus on economy to the exclusion of other social factors contributing to racism guns are an area where Bernie needs some improvement overall (just not as much on guns as on economics/social factors of racism).

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