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brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

JaySB posted:

Searsucker is MEH. You can do much better at Caesar's, Rao's is great for Italian, Nobu, or Old Homestead are all good places to eat. Mesa Grill isn't half bad and Gordon Ramsay is on par with Searsucker IMO. You'll also have to deal with the nightclub crowd at Caesar's as Omnia is open Sunday. Honestly, I'd walk from Absinthe over to Bellagio and hit Picasso, Yellowtail, Olives or Le Cirque.

Everything else looks good. You might find a cheap casino on or just off strip like Ellis Island or something but downtown should have blackjack and Downtown is kinda cool to walk around.

Thanks, again. Was thinking that Seersucker would be good since we wouldn't have to leave Caesars and could get small plates if we weren't hungry. But, looking at where the Absinthe tent is, I'm changing to Yellowtail.

Any specific advice as to where to BJ downtown? I've heard good things about the El Cortez rules so was thinking of going there.

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Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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That Totoro has an AR-15!
I'm definitely down for crawfish then!

Boola
Dec 7, 2005

cooter64 posted:

Any specific advice as to where to BJ downtown? I've heard good things about the El Cortez rules so was thinking of going there.

I liked Main Street Station downtown for blackjack. $5 and up tables. 3:2 blackjack payout without automatic shufflers. Good (but not the most attractive, to say it nicely) dealers, and good beer that they make on tap.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Insane Totoro posted:

I'm definitely down for crawfish then!

Pro-tip: Get the shrimp. The crawfish are good but they're smaller than southern crawfish so it's a lot of work for not a lot of reward. I'd do like a 1/2lb of Crawfish to say you did it and the rest shrimp or crab. Garlic butter medium spicy is my favorite.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

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Jay, thank you for your recommendations and info in these threads. My cousins and uncle and aunt had a great time in Vegas. I stayed at the MGM and they stayed at Venetian.

Aunt and Uncle saw and loved KA at MGM and couldn't stop talking about it.

Cousins enjoyed Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, Omnia, Tao Beach Club and pools at Venetian, Absinthe and we saw Zumanity. Didn't manage to do the car racing thing but saw the Ferrari sales office at Wynn. We tried to figure Craps out but couldn't, did some slots to which they couldn't stop laughing at how quick the money went. One cousin found he loved IPA beer, other hasn't developed the taste for alcohol yet. They really found it memorable. They also loved Shake Shack, never had a burger that good. One cousin has been in US for a week and already is like "WTF? I've got a belly now. Whats in the food?"

The Rhino is dark but packed with beautiful women and seems like a classy strip club I'd expect a top one to be like. Sapphire was very..friendly but easier to see. $44 entry fee is steep and so are what we're like $15 beers. The Omnia Nightclub is amazing with that centerpiece light chandelier that changes shapes and it is beautiful. $1500 for table outside and $2500 inside.They don't accept international licenses so gonna need a passport for foreigners for ID. Tao day club was cool but so small, cousins kept wondering why they didn't make the club around the bigger pool cause what they had was tiny space for water.

Absinthe was great, the acting, style and performance of the actors was awesome. It was classier than Zumanity and it is hilarious to think of it. Zumanity has a great set and atmosphere and concept but execution was kinda eh. KA apparently blew out my aunt and uncles brain.

Grand Canyon was good but we only had time to go to the tourist trap section with the Skywalk. IMO with the food package it is rip off. You have to park and pay for entry by bus which will go to a stop. You can't take pics on the Skywalk, gotta pay for those, but you can take a pic from right the edge right close by for free.

Aunt and Uncle liked Venetian and Caesars Palace the best and thought the Aria felt more like a mall in design and did not like the Cosmopolitan. I and my cousins liked the Venetian, Caesars, Wynn, Bellagio. MGM is solid. Bellagio has an older crowd though. New York New York is kind of a mess of a hotel imo.

When they come back some day they have a better idea too on how and what they need to plan for.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jun 26, 2015

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
I'm going to Evo this year finally after 10 years of wanting to. We don't really have any strong plans to do anything, except we want to eat Shabu Shabu at Yojie which I hear is great, and also eat at a Vegas style buffet. Which of those are the best right now at 25 dollars or below near or on the strip? Also if any other goons are going let me know I'd like to say hi or learn about some of the games I haven't kept up on (ggxrd)

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

For 25 bucks you're gonna have to go at the lunch times.
And that's on a weekday.

If you want to be shady you could always go in at lunch at like 2:50pm and then at 3pm you're already "in" for the good dinner stuff.

If you're going to pay for a buffet, there are two that are arguably worth paying for. Caesar's and Cosmo. My wife and I have been twice at Caesars. It was better when they first opened. They probably found ways to cut costs as time when on and they felt like their $17M investment wasn't paying as high a dividend as they like but it was still pretty good.

If you're gonna do a buffet, do it right and pay the extra for one of those at dinner time.

FWIW I was comp'd an Aria buffet. It was good in the sense that the food tasted good and I was satisfied but I don't think back going "man what a great meal that was".

Also my friend recently went to Vegas for a work trip. His conference was at the Monte Carlo so that's where they booked him. Part of the check-in deal was a free buffet pass. He at their and was thus too sick to enjoy any of his free time. Definitely don't do lower tier buffets (which is almost all of them).

TheReverend fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jul 4, 2015

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Going for a friends birthday this week and would like to surprise him with a trip to Laundry Room. The soooper secret text number is just what's on their Facebook right?

In all honesty I'm pretty nervous about a Vegas trip for the first time ever. It's two married couples, a guy I don't know very well and myself. I'm the only one who has ever been to Vegas before and my idea of fun is 1) largely not theirs 2) not very fun alone.

At least the food will be dope.

weekly font fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jul 4, 2015

Ally McBeal Wiki
Aug 15, 2002

TheFraggot

weekly font posted:

Going for a friends birthday this week and would like to surprise him with a trip to Laundry Room. The soooper secret text number is just what's on their Facebook right?

In all honesty I'm pretty nervous about a Vegas trip for the first time ever. It's two married couples, a guy I don't know very well and myself. I'm the only one who has ever been to Vegas before and my idea of fun is 1) largely not theirs 2) not very fun alone.

At least the food will be dope.

Yep, that's the number. I forget the resident bartender there, but he's pretty good.

See if you can't drag the guy you don't know well around a bit. Some people loosen up a LOT when they get to Vegas.

edit:

TheReverend posted:


If you want to be shady you could always go in at lunch at like 2:50pm and then at 3pm you're already "in" for the good dinner stuff.


That's exactly what I did at the Paris buffet a while back. Walked in with like 20 minutes left in breakfast/brunch, and then all kinds of good lunch/early dinner poo poo came out fresh and hot. Hot hot hot and worth it.

Ally McBeal Wiki fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jul 4, 2015

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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TheReverend posted:

For 25 bucks you're gonna have to go at the lunch times.
And that's on a weekday.

If you want to be shady you could always go in at lunch at like 2:50pm and then at 3pm you're already "in" for the good dinner stuff.

If you're going to pay for a buffet, there are two that are arguably worth paying for. Caesar's and Cosmo. My wife and I have been twice at Caesars. It was better when they first opened. They probably found ways to cut costs as time when on and they felt like their $17M investment wasn't paying as high a dividend as they like but it was still pretty good.

If you're gonna do a buffet, do it right and pay the extra for one of those at dinner time.

FWIW I was comp'd an Aria buffet. It was good in the sense that the food tasted good and I was satisfied but I don't think back going "man what a great meal that was".

Also my friend recently went to Vegas for a work trip. His conference was at the Monte Carlo so that's where they booked him. Part of the check-in deal was a free buffet pass. He at their and was thus too sick to enjoy any of his free time. Definitely don't do lower tier buffets (which is almost all of them).

Cosmo looks up our alley. I'll bump the budget up a bit and hit up that place after the tourney finishes if it's open or go on saturday. Thanks a million!

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Veskit posted:

I'm going to Evo this year finally after 10 years of wanting to. We don't really have any strong plans to do anything, except we want to eat Shabu Shabu at Yojie which I hear is great, and also eat at a Vegas style buffet. Which of those are the best right now at 25 dollars or below near or on the strip? Also if any other goons are going let me know I'd like to say hi or learn about some of the games I haven't kept up on (ggxrd)

Sup Evo buddy. This'll be like my 5th year going.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



FaceEater posted:

Yep, that's the number. I forget the resident bartender there, but he's pretty good.

Dan is the bartender. Also, the password is Open Sesame, so there's that...No appointment needed ever again. You're welcome

ManicJason
Oct 27, 2003

He doesn't really stop the puck, but he scares the hell out of the other team.

JaySB posted:

Dan is the bartender. Also, the password is Open Sesame, so there's that...No appointment needed ever again. You're welcome

I really hope this is fake just so I can imagine the gooniest of goons trying it.

I should probably try that place some time. I've lived here for years but never went, especially since I heard it was significantly worse without June.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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So I was poking around hotel rates via JaySB and out of the following options, which are the better options?

-Ballys
-Planet Hollywood
-SLS Las Vegas Hotel & Casino
-Luxor
-Rio

My wife hates walking and driving in Vegas, so my gut feeling tells me that the SLS Hotel is good because apparently it has a monorail access point in the hotel.

And she also likes modern luxury styling so that sounds good for her too. Does this sound about right?



Edit: What the hell is wrong with the SLS? It's coming up on their website as $65/night + resort fee..... for a King room... with a $125 food and beverage credit.

Insane Totoro fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 6, 2015

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Insane Totoro posted:

Edit: What the hell is wrong with the SLS? It's coming up on their website as $65/night + resort fee..... for a King room... with a $125 food and beverage credit.

There is a massive void between it and the part of the strip people actually hang out on. Also it is a 60 year old building. I've not been in it since they remodeled so it might be the closest to modern luxury and not just weird vegas theme-yness?

Minty Swagger
Sep 8, 2005

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Ballys is definitely more run down than the others last I went so it wouldn't fit the modern luxury requirement at all, but they also are right in the middle of the strip and they're usually really inexpensive.

Doing the $20 trick has gotten me a suite every time I've stayed as well as long as you're polite and ask nicely too even though I paid for the bottom tier room.
If you aren't planning on using the hotel amenities or staying in your particular hotel check it out if its in your budget, just don't plan to wow your spouse with the room unless her expectations are really low, even with the suite. :haw:

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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She's married to a goon. Her expectations are already low.

Oh hey I totally missed that there was a sweet rate at the MGM Grand too. I remember that hotel somehow having a meh reputation before. It seems to be better now on Tripadvisor. Can anyone confirm?

MoofOntario
Jan 10, 2007

To Maintain the System the Abusive Power is Sometimes Necessary
-Pappa Brittle

Insane Totoro posted:

So I was poking around hotel rates via JaySB and out of the following options, which are the better options?

-Ballys
-Planet Hollywood
-SLS Las Vegas Hotel & Casino
-Luxor
-Rio

I stayed at SLS during a layover coming home from Vancouver a couple weeks ago. I never stayed at what it used to be, but its definitely has a modern vibe now. Its far rear end from everything you would want to do, but it is definitely convenient that its on the monorail - and the station for it is right close to the back, not acres away like some of the other stops (very useful when coming home drunk) - although I think it stops at like 3am so you might still end up cabbing it home.

Also the room I stayed that I got off Hotwire was the smallest room I've ever stayed in in Vegas.. didn't even have a bathtub, and an amazing view of a concrete wall. I didn't try the $20 trick though, so that might be my own fault.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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Insane Totoro posted:

She's married to a goon. Her expectations are already low.

Oh hey I totally missed that there was a sweet rate at the MGM Grand too. I remember that hotel somehow having a meh reputation before. It seems to be better now on Tripadvisor. Can anyone confirm?

I like staying at MGM. The rooms are fine but it's at the southend of the strip. It has a monorail but it's a bit of a walk. If she is really hating walking then I would suggest just staying mid-strip. All the walking you'll be doing to the monorail is to the back of properties and unnecessary. All that walking there could be spent on the strip looking at stuff you want to see. PH is located in the middle of everything and pretty modern compared to the others. I've never stayed there though, just played poker.

MoofOntario
Jan 10, 2007

To Maintain the System the Abusive Power is Sometimes Necessary
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jabro posted:

I like staying at MGM. The rooms are fine but it's at the southend of the strip. It has a monorail but it's a bit of a walk. If she is really hating walking then I would suggest just staying mid-strip. All the walking you'll be doing to the monorail is to the back of properties and unnecessary. All that walking there could be spent on the strip looking at stuff you want to see. PH is located in the middle of everything and pretty modern compared to the others. I've never stayed there though, just played poker.

Both Ballys and PH are pretty central (never stayed at either though). The problem I think people can sometimes have with MGM is the property is so huge, that you could end up a long walk from your elevator to your room (and a long walk to your elevator from the rest of the casino/resort). I had a fine stay the one time I stayed at MGM otherwise.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Insane Totoro posted:

So I was poking around hotel rates via JaySB and out of the following options, which are the better options?

-Ballys
-Planet Hollywood
-SLS Las Vegas Hotel & Casino
-Luxor
-Rio

My wife hates walking and driving in Vegas, so my gut feeling tells me that the SLS Hotel is good because apparently it has a monorail access point in the hotel.

And she also likes modern luxury styling so that sounds good for her too. Does this sound about right?



Edit: What the hell is wrong with the SLS? It's coming up on their website as $65/night + resort fee..... for a King room... with a $125 food and beverage credit.

Out of the ones listed PH will be your best bet. Every other hotel listed sucks donkey balls. And from PH everything cool is very close to you. Cosmo is her ideal hotel though.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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SLS sucks donkey balls? Even though it's brand new? I will definitely take your word for it though.

Though in that kind of $60-$100 price range, are there any other hotels you'd recommend for the week of August 3rd?

Insane Totoro fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jul 7, 2015

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Insane Totoro posted:

SLS sucks donkey balls?

Even though it's brand new?

I will definitely take your word for it though

It's not brand new. It's a remodeled ancient hotel that looks exactly like it should if they lost 1/3 of the money they were promised, which they did. North Strip sucks as well.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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drat. I know you know how it works though.

I'll do PH unless you think there's something else that week of Aug. 6th that would be a nice stay for the wife

(oh yeah sorry, can't do a TFR meet n'greet this year either :( )



Edit: Oh right, we were also looking at the MGM Grand. What would you say about those, Jay?

Insane Totoro fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jul 7, 2015

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Insane Totoro posted:

drat. I know you know how it works though.

I'll do PH unless you think there's something else that week of Aug. 6th that would be a nice stay for the wife

(oh yeah sorry, can't do a TFR meet n'greet this year either :( )



Edit: Oh right, we were also looking at the MGM Grand. What would you say about those, Jay?

MGM is alright. A little dated unless you get the remodeled tower or the Sky Villas. But MGM does have good restaurants and entertainment. PH might have better walkable stuff though, Cosmo, Aria, Crystals are all a very short walk from PH across a bridge. MGM is center but it's basically on an island with Excalibur, Tropicana and NY,NY across the street.

I'd spring the extra couple bucks if it's not absurd and stay at Cosmo or Aria, wife will be happiest there.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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That Totoro has an AR-15!
She said she liked the bathtub in the photos at PH so she would prefer that in addition to the location.

Thanks again!

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

weekly font posted:

2) not very fun alone.

i just got back from 2 weeks in the states and did 5 nights in vegas alone and i have never had more fun in my god drat life.

big up jay you got a bit of business out of me hotel room wise and the lovely people you have answering the phone helped out the one hiccup i had instantly. much love.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Marching Powder posted:

big up jay you got a bit of business out of me hotel room wise and the lovely people you have answering the phone helped out the one hiccup i had instantly. much love.

Awesome, glad to hear it.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
Gave you a little business too!

The wife will live with my decision since I just spent money on her at the Park Hyatt last month :p

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

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Insane Totoro posted:

SLS sucks donkey balls? Even though it's brand new? I will definitely take your word for it though.

Though in that kind of $60-$100 price range, are there any other hotels you'd recommend for the week of August 3rd?

I stayed for a few nights a few months ago and thought it was fine. The location sucks however. Rooms were pretty nice if a bit small but I had no complaints really.

That said, I wouldn't stay there again as there are better options at or near the same price point with better strip locations. Getting a 50% group discount was also probably a deciding factor in me not having any issues with it.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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I personally enjoy any room that's clean but my wife comes into play here :)

Is Hash House A Go Go still good for cheap(ish) eats? Although I don't mind spending coin I do enjoy my cheap drinks and fried food. Any other recommendations in recent memory?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Insane Totoro posted:

I personally enjoy any room that's clean but my wife comes into play here :)

Is Hash House A Go Go still good for cheap(ish) eats? Although I don't mind spending coin I do enjoy my cheap drinks and fried food. Any other recommendations in recent memory?

Hash House is good. Brooklyn Bowl has Blue Ribbon's Fried Chicken which is amazing. Blondie's used to be a fun spot to drink in PH, Twin Peaks is fun.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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Ooh good tips. That's kinda nutty you can drink for that "little" but hey

Do poker bars (like in Atlantic City) still exist in Vegas where you can sit and play video poker (the wifey likes it) and basically void your wallet pain (with top shelf liquor) as she spins the thingies?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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Insane Totoro posted:

Ooh good tips. That's kinda nutty you can drink for that "little" but hey

Do poker bars (like in Atlantic City) still exist in Vegas where you can sit and play video poker (the wifey likes it) and basically void your wallet pain (with top shelf liquor) as she spins the thingies?

Every casino bar has video poker. If you play them you can get free drinks. Some places have minimum bets you need to do for free drinks but most bartenders don't care. Necessarily won't be top shelf but it's a cheap way to get drunk.

Ally McBeal Wiki
Aug 15, 2002

TheFraggot

jabro posted:

Every casino bar has video poker. If you play them you can get free drinks. Some places have minimum bets you need to do for free drinks but most bartenders don't care. Necessarily won't be top shelf but it's a cheap way to get drunk.

Pai-gow also works for this. The minimums are probably higher, but so is the fun.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

FaceEater posted:

Pai-gow also works for this. The minimums are probably higher, but so is the fun.

As long as you don't waste money on the bonus bets, which are among the worst odds of any game in the casino.

Whoreson Welles
Mar 4, 2015

ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!
So doing the cliche Vegas bachelor party at the end of the month with myself and four others. Checked back a few pages in the thread and picked up some interesting restaurants and shows to look into, but what I really want is to find some sort of dune buggy/racetrack experience. We're all mid 20s friends who grew up in PA so doing something like that would be perfect to soak up a Saturday afternoon before we spend the rest of the night drinking. Any suggestions?

Also, and I know this is stupid, but we are the exact opposite of a dance club crowd. Why Vegas then, right? Anyway, are there any bars where it's a bit more relaxed and we can just get really drunk off beer and not have to worry about looking weird for not ordering something in a martini glass? From what I've read it looks like downtown would be more our area as opposed to the strip.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


I can't comment on the clubs but regardless of whichever social style you fit into everyone should checkout Old Vegas (Fremont) at least once.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Fremont between Las Vegas Boulevard and 6th St. has what you're looking for

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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



cliffdiver posted:

So doing the cliche Vegas bachelor party at the end of the month with myself and four others. Checked back a few pages in the thread and picked up some interesting restaurants and shows to look into, but what I really want is to find some sort of dune buggy/racetrack experience. We're all mid 20s friends who grew up in PA so doing something like that would be perfect to soak up a Saturday afternoon before we spend the rest of the night drinking. Any suggestions?

Also, and I know this is stupid, but we are the exact opposite of a dance club crowd. Why Vegas then, right? Anyway, are there any bars where it's a bit more relaxed and we can just get really drunk off beer and not have to worry about looking weird for not ordering something in a martini glass? From what I've read it looks like downtown would be more our area as opposed to the strip.

So, racing...On track Exotics Racing at the Speedway, off road VORE. I wish my business was up and running or I'd get you in my RZRs but sadly not for another couple months.

Bars: Carnival Court, The Linq, Fremont St./Downtown (Gold Spike is my new favorite spot, minus the bro I had to make take a nap), and there's a few good hotel bars.

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