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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Radbot posted:

How so? He's supporting religious freedom laws, used to disenfranchise gays.

Accepting gay marriage is a very bold move for anyone with dreams of winning the Republican nomination.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Americans have a really hard time separating the idea of marriage, the religious institution, from marriage, the governmentally recognized contract.

Dancer
May 23, 2011

Dancer posted:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

Feed just went live. Obama not here yet.

Obama stepping up. Gonna shut up now :P.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

mlmp08 posted:

Americans have a really hard time separating the idea of marriage, the religious institution, from marriage, the governmentally recognized contract.

Actually they hate homosexuality and think the government should convert or inter practicing gays hth

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

mlmp08 posted:

Americans have a really hard time separating the idea of marriage, the religious institution, from marriage, the governmentally recognized contract.

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what ... who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims. ... and so my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their [own] lives,"

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Republicans are having a fun week, explaining how the dixie flag is not about a state rights to discriminate minorities while complaining about how the supreme court infringe on the state rights to discriminate minorities.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jun 26, 2015

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Obama is speaking in front of a gold-fringed flag, so gay marriage is actually only legal if you're married on a boat, just FYI.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Joementum posted:

Obama is speaking in front of a gold-fringed flag, so gay marriage is actually only legal if you're married on a boat, just FYI.
Actually you have to be a boat to get married

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Joementum posted:

Obama is speaking in front of a gold-fringed flag, so gay marriage is actually only legal if you're married on a boat, just FYI.

So between untaxed gambling and knife fights I am going to be pretty glad to go to a gay wedding this October.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Unintended consequence: no more same-sex marriage nonchargeable leave for military couples living in states that will not perform same-sex marriages.

Why do leftist judges hate are troops?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Actually you have to be a boat to get married

This explains the navy

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Man, the Onion is just on the ball today:
Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito Suddenly Realize They Will Be Villains In Oscar-Winning Movie One Day

Caros
May 14, 2008


God I hope they send in the national guard to gay marry people. :allears:

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't want to live in a country where gays can marry but Bristol Palin cannot.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Larry Craig picked today to visit the Capitol.

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Joementum posted:

Obama is speaking in front of a gold-fringed flag, so gay marriage is actually only legal if you're married on a boat, just FYI.

Fabulous

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
USPol June: WordsMarriages no longer have meaning

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mlmp08 posted:

Americans have a really hard time separating the idea of marriage, the religious institution, from marriage, the governmentally recognized contract.

This seems like a great solution. Why do we even require a ceremony? Go to the courthouse, do the appropriate paperwork, get it signed off on by a judge and be done.

If you want a religious ceremony that is on you to go get done separately.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

spacetoaster posted:

This seems like a great solution. Why do we even require a ceremony? Go to the courthouse, do the appropriate paperwork, get it signed off on by a judge and be done.

If you want a religious ceremony that is on you to go get done separately.

We don't require a ceremony. You can do exactly that.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Chantilly Say posted:

We don't require a ceremony. You can do exactly that.

Where are you? When I got married at the courthouse the judge literally did a ceremony out of the bible.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


spacetoaster posted:

This seems like a great solution. Why do we even require a ceremony? Go to the courthouse, do the appropriate paperwork, get it signed off on by a judge and be done.

If you want a religious ceremony that is on you to go get done separately.

That's how it works.

FlyingKipper
May 11, 2005

spacetoaster posted:

This seems like a great solution. Why do we even require a ceremony? Go to the courthouse, do the appropriate paperwork, get it signed off on by a judge and be done.

If you want a religious ceremony that is on you to go get done separately.

We've never required a ceremony. That's just something that people do because they feel they aren't actually "married" in the eyes of god or their family and friends unless they do.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

spacetoaster posted:

This seems like a great solution. Why do we even require a ceremony? Go to the courthouse, do the appropriate paperwork, get it signed off on by a judge and be done.

That's what I did and the state didn't question my total lack of religious tradition and fanfare. It was weird. I wonder why they didn't ban my marriage..... It couldn't have purely been spite directed towards gay people, so I'm at a loss. :iiam:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Having just gone through the process: No ceremony is required to be married, just that the license get signed and mailed in by someone who is recognized by the state to perform the marriage. A civil servant will just sign it (they can also do a ceremony if you want one,) but other religious officiants may require a ceremony before they sign it themselves.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

spacetoaster posted:

Where are you? When I got married at the courthouse the judge literally did a ceremony out of the bible.

Where are you? I've never heard of courthouse marriages involving bibles. It's just paperwork, they sign off on it, and you're out.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

spacetoaster posted:

Where are you? When I got married at the courthouse the judge literally did a ceremony out of the bible.

Nah, the judge doesn't have to do that. You don't even need a judge to my knowledge, just someone empowered to sign those docs. I only know the law in CA because I've never needed to look it up, but when my parents got married they just went down to the county courthouse and got the form filled out, they didn't have any kind of religious ceremony.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Fried Chicken posted:

God drat, Scalia got real personal and real loving angry



And



God this reads like he fundamentally misunderstands the balance of powers. The judiciary is not representative... by design? Holy poo poo!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

spacetoaster posted:

Where are you? When I got married at the courthouse the judge literally did a ceremony out of the bible.

depends on where you are i guess but i'm pretty sure most places will let any county official witness signing a marriage license

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Can't wait for Mitt Romney to sue for legal polygamy.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
USPol June: in which a goon discovers that he has had his marriage redefined

Aerox
Jan 8, 2012


https://twitter.com/bryanjfischer/status/614447075892293632

:allears: :allears: :allears: :allears: :allears:

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Man, if Westboro Baptist had just protested one more soldier's funeral, none of this would have happened

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Fried Chicken posted:

God drat, Scalia got real personal and real loving angry



And





And you know it's true.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fried Chicken posted:

Man, if Westboro Baptist had just protested one more soldier's funeral, none of this would have happened

Now which of us is Weigel?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

My only response.

amanasleep
May 21, 2008

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If America is really lucky, this will get Evangelical fundies to withdraw from civil society again like they were before Reagan and the 80s GOP drew them out of the woodwork. Not holding my breath, though.

amanasleep
May 21, 2008

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Zeno-25 posted:

If America is really lucky, this will get Evangelical fundies to withdraw from civil society again like they were before Reagan and the 80s GOP drew them out of the woodwork. Not holding my breath, though.

But Glenn Beck promised me 10,000 pastors fighting gay marriage :freep: :911:

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Jesus it looks like a CareBear jerked off all over the internet today. Rainbows everywhere.

Nice

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