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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
this cup has been lots of fun so far, way better than the last one

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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
drat if we just beat Argentina we would have won the dam cup lol facing Paraguay in semis lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



*posts a vine compilation of Colombia not scoring any goals and missing lots of penalties*

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

PerpetualSelf posted:

drat if we just beat Argentina we would have won the dam cup lol facing Paraguay in semis lol

I know, if Venezuela had beaten Brazil and then Bolivia and then Chile and then Argentina in the final we would have been champions too, so close.

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
Lol

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

How can Argentina and Brazil be so loving bad.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Drogadon posted:

*posts a vine compilation of Colombia not scoring any goals and missing lots of penalties*

Hater's gonna hate.

We are awesome. We are good. We make gold out of wood.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!
This is it. Paraguay is gonna get revenge for the War Of The Triple Alliance.

I love it when that happens!! I love it when plucky underdog countries get payback for the poo poo they were subjected to decades, even centuries ago by poo poo nations full of assholes!!

btw peru stop ragging on about that war you lost, you sore losers :smug:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

SexyBlindfold posted:

This is it. Paraguay is gonna get revenge for the War Of The Triple Alliance.

I love it when that happens!! I love it when plucky underdog countries get payback for the poo poo they were subjected to decades, even centuries ago by poo poo nations full of assholes!!

btw peru stop ragging on about that war you lost, you sore losers :smug:

loving savage south south americans and your wars...

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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b... but the war of the triple alliance was provoked by paraguayan interests

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer

advanced statsman posted:

this cup has been lots of fun so far, way better than the last one

qft

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Ewar Woowar posted:

How can Argentina and Brazil be so loving bad.

domestic managers imo

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mean Bean Machine posted:

domestic managers imo

reminder that Portugal had to hire a Brazilian because all the Portuguese managers were real bad

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

reformed bad troll posted:

When will football players learn that, unless you are Pirlo, when taking a penalty just loving leather it. All this changing side or stoping on the run up results in a miss 95% of the time
because 1)everyone thinks they're as good as Pirlo and 2)poo poo like Roque Santa Cruz happens where you give the ball to someone in the parking lot.

PerpetualSelf posted:

Hater's gonna hate.

We are awesome. We are good. We make gold out of wood.
coca isn't made out of trees but if it did Colombia would be the first to find out how.


El Hefe posted:

reminder that Portugal had to hire a Brazilian because all the Portuguese managers were real bad

remidner that all the cool and good coaches of the world in 2015 are Portuguese

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
It isn't even just the issue of domestic managers. It is bad domestic managers. Despite being one of the 2 or 3 richest federations in the world, CBF refuses to pay for a good coach (not enough with all the kickbacks going on). Dunga was unemployed after miserably failing as manager of internacional. Scolari was the head coach of a relegated Palmeiras. Mano Menezes biggest accomplishment before becoming Brazil's coach was a couple of 2nd division titles and a Brazil cup. Dunga gets paid about R$450k a month (about US$150k), and has to accept subjecting his call ups for approval ahead of time. Meanwhile, Cuca makes US$500k a month in China and Autuori made US$3.6 million a year as headcoach of Qatar.

So of course only has beens and nobodies would accept coaching Brazil, since the average serie A club in Brazil pays more, and anything short of winning the world cup will be seen as a failure, even if half the team is decided by managers and external people.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
All four managers left in competition are Argentinian

so at least one Argentinian will be celebrating the Copa

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Autuori lived on my block when he was coaching Peru and we was a good bloke

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Brazil was never good they just started a systematic doping program long before the other nations. They destroyed Ronaldo's knees and he looks like a woman now.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Insurrectionist posted:

Until this match I didn't know Roque Santa Cruz still existed.

Remember that one season he was good a decade ago?

david bentley knocking in crosses for roque to score phwoar im rubbing my thighs

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Derlis Gonzalez's uncle suffered a heart attack and died after Derlis scored the winning penalty.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



that sucks :(

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Conmebol will say later today if Jara gets a ban or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tVnCHTOutM

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Aug 31, 2004


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joepinetree posted:

Derlis Gonzalez's uncle suffered a heart attack and died after Derlis scored the winning penalty.

when goals... bring death :twisted:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


hecko posted:

Conmebol will say later today if Jara gets a ban or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tVnCHTOutM

Don Ramon owns.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

hecko posted:

Conmebol will say later today if Jara gets a ban or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tVnCHTOutM

He got three games http://canchallena.lanacion.com.ar/1805754-hoy-se-conocera-la-resolucion-sobre-el-caso-jara-se-quedaria-afuera-de-la-copa-america

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Forgot to say, AUF officials said that members of the Chilean FA threatened them with filing a complaint against 7 Uruguayan players (which they did) if Uruguay filed their complaint against Jara.

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Polidoro posted:

Forgot to say, AUF officials said that members of the Chilean FA threatened them with filing a complaint against 7 Uruguayan players (which they did) if Uruguay filed their complaint against Jara.

LOL

did they file?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



So apparently they just changed the ref assignments for the semis

Before

Chile vs. Perú
Orosco (BOL)

Argentina vs. Paraguay
Vera (ECU)


Now

Chile vs. Perú
Argote (VEN)

Argentina vs. Paraguay
Ricci (BRA)

Does a yellow take Messi out of the final? If so, any bookies taking that bet?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

dj_pain posted:

LOL

did they file?

Yes. Cavani, stuani, Gonzalez, Godin, gimenez, and I forget are in the complaint for disrespecting the ref. Lol

Drogadon posted:

So apparently they just changed the ref assignments for the semis

Before

Chile vs. Perú
Orosco (BOL)

Argentina vs. Paraguay
Vera (ECU)


Now

Chile vs. Perú
Argote (VEN)

Argentina vs. Paraguay
Ricci (BRA)

Does a yellow take Messi out of the final? If so, any bookies taking that bet?
The fix is in

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Drogadon posted:

Does a yellow take Messi out of the final? If so, any bookies taking that bet?

Messi, Aguero and Mascherano are all facing that.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

trem_two posted:

Messi, Aguero and Mascherano are all facing that.

They are all getting yellows then

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
LOL Good. gently caress Argaytina.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005


chile will still manage to gently caress it up

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


El Hefe posted:

They are all getting yellows then

They are not.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Holy poo poo at least the Koreans were a little subtle.

What a hilarious tournament/continent.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!
Ok so, as a Chilean,

GOOD OUTCOME:
1. Chile wins the Copa

BETTER OUTCOME:
2. Peru eliminates Chile

BEST OUTCOME:
3. Peru eliminates Chile, the fix is revealed after we've lost, Jadue is lynched at the Plaza de Armas, nation descends into chaos. Commentators spin it as "a moral triumph"

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Even better: The Pacific Ocean claims what belongs to him. Peace reigns in South America for two thousand years (or until the next Copa America)

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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