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ElGroucho posted:LOL, video games journalism Truer words were never spoken.
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This joke is older than the gentleman on the photo.
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Jun 28, 2015 20:56
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My dumb Facebook friends were like "bravo!" "haha the police are soooo stupid"
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Jun 28, 2015 21:16
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Non Serviam posted:Religion, personal beliefs, physical disability or just unlikeable? Fear.
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Jun 28, 2015 21:41
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He showed those conniving women with a toast that definitely happened posted:My step-daughter will be getting married on August 3rd. The wedding planning has consumed most of her and her mother's life (I say her mother because we aren't married, though we've lived together for 10 years) for the past six months.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:56
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That seems like it should be a Godfather joke.
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Jun 29, 2015 07:01
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ibntumart posted:TLDR: You want your "REAL DAD" to be on the invitation, to give you away and to sit at the head table, fine, your "REAL DAD" can pay for everything it be the bride's family then, aka, not me. My favorite part was all of the vendors refunding payment on services they had already provided because the customer said some other guy (that they have no agreement or contract with) was going to pay for it instead. I'm really struggling to picture someone being old enough to have an axe to grind with stepdaughters while somehow having no idea how money works. It has to be some angry high-school virgin taking the long road to "gently caress those bitchs".
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Lagomorphic posted:My favorite part was all of the vendors refunding payment on services they had already provided because the customer said some other guy (that they have no agreement or contract with) was going to pay for it instead. I'm really struggling to picture someone being old enough to have an axe to grind with stepdaughters while somehow having no idea how money works. It has to be some angry high-school virgin taking the long road to "gently caress those bitchs". The fake toast happened pre-wedding at an in-law dinner with the engaged couple and both sets of parents, plus biological dad. So it potentially makes sense chronologically to pull those deposits, but even if the money-pulling part happened, the toast part definitely didn't
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I agree with you on the high-school virgin part, though. Either that or everyone in his life is made of straw.
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Lagomorphic posted:My favorite part was all of the vendors refunding payment on services they had already provided because the customer said some other guy (that they have no agreement or contract with) was going to pay for it instead. I'm really struggling to picture someone being old enough to have an axe to grind with stepdaughters while somehow having no idea how money works. It has to be some angry high-school virgin taking the long road to "gently caress those bitchs". All you'd have to do is say that the wedding's been cancelled, could you have the refundable part of the deposit bank, thank you. But since this is STDH, no one had to make those calls.
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Nyarai posted:I agree with you on the high-school virgin part, though. Either that or everyone in his life is made of straw. I prefer to think stories like that are largely true, but we aren't getting all the details. Like how big of a gently caress up are you that your daughter would rather have her deadbeat promise-breaking always-leaving biological father walk her down the aisle than you, the father figure in her life which is paying for the wedding. How hosed up are your friends and family that your wife and daughter go behind your back to uninvite them and lie to you about it while they desperately stuff cousins and acquaintances into enough seats to fill out a 250 person reservation so your friends/family can't come along no matter what.
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Jun 29, 2015 08:38
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Is that post recent? if so, it's highly unlikely the dude would get much money back. My friend's sister had to cancel her wedding six weeks before the date because her fiance was in a car crash (he's fine now) and she got maybe half of her money back from vendors. Oh, wait, it doesn't matter because this is fake.
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Jun 29, 2015 11:16
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This story is pretty old, I remember seeing it maybe 3-4 years ago. I just like to imagine the sad little men who write these bullshit fictions, because their wife and kids run they rear end like a bad donkey. Then they stay up late and beat their pathetic little knubs against a keyboard to really show those bitches who's the boss
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Jun 29, 2015 11:54
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Even if it was real he sounds like a petty rear end in a top hat. "I pay for everything, and my step daughter has the audacity to love her REAL DAD?! Haven't I bought your affection yet?" Also I love "I don't know the exact details but it went something like this *says speech like it was practiced in front of a mirror for drama class*"
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Jun 29, 2015 13:24
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ibntumart posted:"He had it in his back seat (along with probably six months of mail)" At this point I'm much more interested in the backstory of the golfing friend who obsessively hoards his mail.
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dijon du jour posted:At this point I'm much more interested in the backstory of the golfing friend who obsessively hoards his mail. I have one of those mail boxes you have to drive too. It's like one stop for the whole community. I will say I usually cherry pick the mail I want and throw the rest in the back seat. It could be a few months at least before I actually throw it away. Some Beta males step daughters wedding announcement would for sure be back there.
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Jun 29, 2015 15:05
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Someone tell me why it's Doctor Who stdh that's the smuggest, most self-fellating bullshit that makes its way to the forefront. All the comments were like "You're raising her right, OP!", "Haha, take that normies! (???)", "I wish that was my niece! (  )"
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kinmik posted:"Haha, take that normies! (???)" (keep your volume down) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA \/\/\/ LMAO quote:Baker also accused a nearby Presbyterian church of posting the letter, the church in question, however, recognizes gay marriage in its congregation. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 16:01 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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Jun 29, 2015 15:43
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WHAT A HUGE SURPRISE
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Jun 29, 2015 15:48
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Apart from the awesome speech he gives, I have no trouble believing the wedding story.
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Jun 29, 2015 15:53
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LOL, the one time a headline question can be answered with a firm yes. And even a YES OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS.
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Jun 29, 2015 16:06
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kinmik posted:Someone tell me why it's Doctor Who stdh that's the smuggest, most self-fellating bullshit that makes its way to the forefront. Dude was so pathetic he had to Photoshop a face onto a pillow for his STDH.
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Jun 29, 2015 23:45
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The most unlikely thing about this is that, regardless of orientation, children don't want to hear about their parents sex lives. Or even their love lives. Even hearing a parent talk about having boyfriends/girlfriends is usually like "ewwwww". No kid wants to hear about their parents crush on David Bowie.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Dude was so pathetic he had to Photoshop a face onto a pillow for his STDH. Idk they actually look like they're on there. Still dumb tho glowing-fish posted:The most unlikely thing about this is that, regardless of orientation, children don't want to hear about their parents sex lives. Or even their love lives. Even hearing a parent talk about having boyfriends/girlfriends is usually like "ewwwww". No kid wants to hear about their parents crush on David Bowie. Wait but I thought real life was witty and irreverent like my sitcoms????!??!?
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sweeperbravo posted:
*cue laugh track" and go to commercial.
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it can't be!! the phrase "relentlessly gay" felt so so real and genuine. it could not have been made up...
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Liu posted:it can't be!! the phrase "relentlessly gay" felt so so real and genuine. it could not have been made up... The Internet breaks another heart.
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Jul 1, 2015 10:36
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saw this, thought of you guys
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:saw this, thought of you guys I have been thoroughly Poe's Law'd by this; I think it's parody? Also it reads like when the stdh'er hears "let me speak with the manager," she lets out a giant, sulpherous fart.
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Everblight posted:I have been thoroughly Poe's Law'd by this; I think it's parody? 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:saw this, thought of you guys I *think* this is a parody but I've only really worked in retail so maybe in fast food you get the ability to open portals to hell and summon demons? Anybody in the thread confirm/deny?
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Jul 1, 2015 21:37
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lol if your retail job is so incredibly lovely you dont even get your own hell portal, just lol
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:lol if your retail job is so incredibly lovely you dont even get your own hell portal, just lol Look, not all of us made manager before we escaped, okay?
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:lol if your retail job is so incredibly lovely you dont even get your own hell portal, just lol It's colloquially known as the public restroom. Having been "the manager" at a public-facing job, it's good to come into one of those situations, the upset person immediatly treating you with respect (which should have also been given to the front-line mook), not giving in, apologizing to mook, and standing up front until Gucci glasses leaves. But it's not worth writing a screed over.
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Jul 1, 2015 23:53
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Holy poo poo guys, it's a joke.
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Zelder posted:Holy poo poo guys, it's a joke. some of them get that and are now making jokes of their own The question is. Which is which?!?!?!?!?!?
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The STDH is inside the thread!
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