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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, he's great, I'd happily see him on board. Or replacing Mike Brewer in anything he's involved in.

Same for Chris Barrie, too. He tends to end up playing characters who are kind of knobs, but he's a pretty cool guy. In fact, having the Red Dwarf guys do Top Gear as a group would work rather well...

Tonight!.... Lloyd from Coronation Street drives a cab

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, he's great, I'd happily see him on board. Or replacing Mike Brewer in anything he's involved in.

Same for Chris Barrie, too. He tends to end up playing characters who are kind of knobs, but he's a pretty cool guy. In fact, having the Red Dwarf guys do Top Gear as a group would work rather well...

Well Craig Charles did take over from Jeremy Clarkson presenting Robot Wars, so it isn't like there isn't precedent for that.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

MrChips posted:

Well Craig Charles did take over from Jeremy Clarkson presenting Robot Wars, so it isn't like there isn't precedent for that.
Chris Barrie has done interesting vehicle/history programmes, Robert Llewellyn did Scrapheap Challenge and EV stuff on Youtube, Danny John-Jules is a keen biker. Really, you could drop them into an automotive show and they'd probably just get on with it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

echomadman posted:

I'd like to see Mark Evans as one of the hosts on the new BBC top gear, he'd be like a more knowledgeable version of James May.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Evans_(TV_presenter)

I have all of his "A ______ Is (Re)Born" series. Good stuff.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

echomadman posted:

I'd like to see Mark Evans as one of the hosts on the new BBC top gear, he'd be like a more knowledgeable version of James May.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Evans_(TV_presenter)

God no. James May worked because of how he bounced off Clarkson and Hammond.

The best thing to do would be to make Top Gear Mk3 that is distinct from the two other versions of it. Trying to make lightning strike twice isn't going to work so they should do some thing else that is more likley to work.

Or they can try and replace Clarkson, Hammond and May and end up with s slightly better version of Top Gear US.

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost

Foxtrot_13 posted:

God no. James May worked because of how he bounced off Clarkson and Hammond.

The best thing to do would be to make Top Gear Mk3 that is distinct from the two other versions of it. Trying to make lightning strike twice isn't going to work so they should do some thing else that is more likley to work.

Or they can try and replace Clarkson, Hammond and May and end up with s slightly better version of Top Gear US.

I didnt mean a literal 1:1 equivalent, just someone who's genuinely knowledgeable and not super abrasive.
Robert Llewellyn would be good too, his youtube show with electric cars was entertaining and between Scrapheap Challenge and An ___ is born the build a thing to do X challenges would probably result in much cooler vehicles, although maybe not as hilarious.
Any attempt to just recreate the clarkson-hammond-may team and pick up right where they left off will be awful.
They need to do some new stuff or maybe look back at the types of challenges the old team had mostly abandoned in favour of repetitive semi-scripted jingoistic pantomime.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

InitialDave posted:

Chris Barrie has done interesting vehicle/history programmes, Robert Llewellyn did Scrapheap Challenge and EV stuff on Youtube, Danny John-Jules is a keen biker. Really, you could drop them into an automotive show and they'd probably just get on with it.

I'd love to watch a motorbiking show with Danny John-Jules. It's already been done before by Ewan MacGregor but maybe a show with him biking around the world or something?

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

InitialDave posted:

Chris Barrie has done interesting vehicle/history programmes, Robert Llewellyn did Scrapheap Challenge and EV stuff on Youtube, Danny John-Jules is a keen biker. Really, you could drop them into an automotive show and they'd probably just get on with it.

I might actually watch it if it had Llewellyn.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

InitialDave posted:

Same for Chris Barrie, too. He tends to end up playing characters who are kind of knobs, but he's a pretty cool guy. In fact, having the Red Dwarf guys do Top Gear as a group would work rather well...

His transport documentary series feels like it was written by the same people who write Clarkson's documentaries. He does that style pretty well.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Boy this thread sucks.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Make your own thread about Top Gear: how hard could it be?

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Wasabi the J posted:

Make your own thread about Top Gear: how hard could it be?

Guess what the Beeb is learning.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Isn't there enough independent car shows or crazy mechanical idiot savants on youtube they can draw a team from?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Humphreys posted:

crazy mechanical idiot savants on youtube they can draw a team from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

As an added bonus their videos are entertaining too.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jusupov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

As an added bonus their videos are entertaining too.


This is great. Thanks!

Oh Clarkson, never change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qim0_fZEDE

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Humphreys posted:

This is great. Thanks!

Oh Clarkson, never change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qim0_fZEDE

don't read the comments the guy ruins the act

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
"Dance!"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's always the one with the wire :rolleyes:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Humphreys posted:

This is great. Thanks!

Oh Clarkson, never change.

Was that an Oscar Pistorius adlib by May?

spog fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jun 26, 2015

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




spog posted:

Was that an Oscar Pistorius adlib by May?

It wasn't an adlib.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I bet it wasn't even live :mad:

IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

Jusupov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

As an added bonus their videos are entertaining too.

Thats amazing! Its kind of like Edd from Wheeler Dealers took over the entire show and made it much funnier. Great find!

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

IndianaZoidberg posted:

Thats amazing! Its kind of like Edd from Wheeler Dealers took over the entire show and made it much funnier. Great find!

And drank lethal levels of tea.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

And drank lethal levels of tea.

I'll have you know there is no such thing as leathal quatity of tea :colbert:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

You can die from caffeine poisoning, but it takes dedication. IIRC , it was a thing in gulag camps in Siberia to take your entire tea ration, boil it into a small cup of black liquid, and drink that for the buzz. Presumably, a few cups of that could push you into heart failure.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

Foxtrot_13 posted:

I'll have you know there is no such thing as leathal quatity of tea :colbert:

doing some lovely math:


LD50 of caffeine is 127 mg/Kg
average British male is 84Kg
cup of black tea has up to 70mg of caffeine
152 cups to hit LD50 levels
would need to drink about 36L of tea to hit lethal levels

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Sorry, that's bollocks, if only 36L of tea could kill you, they'd be replacing staff on every building site in the country twice a day.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Builder's tea is like 80% sugar+milk, though.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

KozmoNaut posted:

Builder's tea is like 80% sugar+milk, though.

"Builder's tea" is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my entire life.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

Cojawfee posted:

"Builder's tea" is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my entire life.

I guess you haven't read any of your own posts then.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

KARMA! posted:

I guess you haven't read any of your own posts then.

Like most goons, I hit "submit reply" and press back several times to never have to see my own posts.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Cojawfee posted:

"Builder's tea" is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my entire life.
Hope you like bears.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

As a last, cobbled-together, episode of TG that was pretty good. I liked the visual joke that accompanied James and Richard in the otherwise empty studio.

tuna
Jul 17, 2003

TheHoodedClaw posted:

As a last, cobbled-together, episode of TG that was pretty good. I liked the visual joke that accompanied James and Richard in the otherwise empty studio.

Yeah that was a nice touch. Great episode, dickspokes, good 4x4 romping, caravan carnage, ricers and all. Was quite sad when it ended in silence in an empty echo-y studio.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
Holy poo poo, those rims :stare:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Did you clock the name on the side of the Frazer-Nash at the car show?

Nick Mason

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
What a great episode to close out the final season of the best show on tv.

The ending was sad though.



Hopefully top gear 3.0: netflix edition is as good or better.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Yea rip

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
I need a drink and some fresh air on the balcony after watching that.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Call me crazy, but I want that Peugeot.

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