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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


ITS POO

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013


poopoo mousse with a side of warm piss

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I would like a plate of brown, thanks

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
That's apparently a "pork pizza"

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Amazing. Somebody did pizza worse than Chicago

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


death .cab for qt posted:

Amazing. Somebody did pizza worse than Chicago

But enough about New York.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


tribbledirigible posted:

The Frog's Eye [s}Horror[/s]Salad reminded me of this dessert variant of soft/silken tofu:



Not gonna lie, I have probably dyslexia and couldn't figure out "silken fur dessert" for the life of me, but also :barf: to that and all the other poo poo you posted

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007




Would. And it would be delicious :colbert:


Still looks better than how I remember lunches in high school looking.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mmm what a appetizingly presented plate of boiled chicken intestines

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

mmm what a appetizingly presented plate of boiled chicken intestines



I thought they were overcooked pelmeni at first glance. The truth is much worse.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Oneiros posted:

Would. And it would be delicious :colbert:


Still looks better than how I remember lunches in high school looking.

This is literally dog food.

Anyway,











PubicMice has a new favorite as of 10:22 on Jun 29, 2015

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


The most intriguing thing about this one is the can of whole beets on the table.

Uhn
Oct 6, 2011

here comes george
in control

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

death .cab for qt posted:

Amazing. Somebody did pizza worse than Chicago


Tiberius Thyben posted:

But enough about New York.

you two loving suck at this thread



steak sandwich courtesy Ryan Air

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

I hope he had to pay seperately for that sandwich, too.

I think any meal photographed in front of a keyboard should be auto-tagged for depressing.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I'm proud, yet disgusted. Good work, thread.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Roro posted:

I'm proud, yet disgusted. Good work, thread.

Each time you post I tell myself there can't be a more perfect avatar for this thread.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I thought the paper underneath read "Gay for healthy play". Yeah, McDonalds. I guess I am.

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
Mystery food #1


Mystery food #2


Wishing it was a mystery food #1

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Vic posted:

Mystery food #2



Hey it's that oven-baken xenomorph egg again!


I'm guessing stuffed bell pepper

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

cash crab posted:

Toronto. Yeah, figure that one out. See, the idea was that they were going to make a Canada menu including such items as the Alberta Angus Beef Burger, the Lobster Roll (hullo, Maritimes!) and some other poo poo. Maple Bacon poutine, I think. You'd think they'd have something like that in Maine, but chances are they'd pick it up from wherever else and have it shipped frozen, so it doesn't matter. This is aforementioned roll btw



I mean, competition is irrelevant. They want to cover all their bases. Anyway, definitely going to try it next time I'm at Dufferin mall, because it looks like creamy barf and I think it would make for a good field report.

I had one last week. In live in the vast expanse of the prairies where seafood isn't ever fresh so I'll go out of my way to try new offerings. It isn't bad, I'd say pretty unremarkable if anything. Best part of it was the cold lobster salad on the warm bun, which I imagine is just the way to serve a lobster roll.

I tried a couple of the other Canadian favourites, the sauce on the Ontario chicken thing was pretty good but I don't know what that sauce would be specifically tied to the cottage country around Toronto. Maple Bacon Poutine was better than previous poutine efforts from McDonalds.

Apparently Wendy's is coming out with Baconator Fries. I think they debut today. McLobster is done tomorrow.

Please don't judge me for my knowledge of fast food, I host a morning radio show and I need lowest common denominator stuff to talk about.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Here's on for the :confused: books

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Hey it's that oven-baken xenomorph egg again!


I'm guessing stuffed bell pepper

Yeah it's just an incredibly lovely photo but stuffed peppers are solid cheap eats. I like your description though

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

EorayMel posted:

Here's on for the :confused: books



Some sort of dough that has been left to rise too long?

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Ultimate Mango posted:

Some sort of dough that has been left to rise too long?
I was going to say "fallen souffle" but I think your version is more likely.

It doesn't look like a complete, ready-to-eat food, in any case. Thank God.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Vic posted:

Mystery food #2



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This made me laugh for some reason

Antifreeze Head posted:

I had one last week. In live in the vast expanse of the prairies where seafood isn't ever fresh so I'll go out of my way to try new offerings. It isn't bad, I'd say pretty unremarkable if anything. Best part of it was the cold lobster salad on the warm bun, which I imagine is just the way to serve a lobster roll.

I tried a couple of the other Canadian favourites, the sauce on the Ontario chicken thing was pretty good but I don't know what that sauce would be specifically tied to the cottage country around Toronto. Maple Bacon Poutine was better than previous poutine efforts from McDonalds.

Apparently Wendy's is coming out with Baconator Fries. I think they debut today. McLobster is done tomorrow.

Please don't judge me for my knowledge of fast food, I host a morning radio show and I need lowest common denominator stuff to talk about.


Wait, why the gently caress does the prairies get Ontario themed items and Ontario doesn't? Also: drat IT. Oh, well. If you don't do the Baconator by Friday I will.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

PubicMice posted:

This is literally dog food.

Anyway,




pretty sure these are just blueberry pancakes albeit sloppily made ones

and for some reason a single oreo in the center :confused:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Shuffle posted:

pretty sure these are just blueberry pancakes albeit sloppily made ones

and for some reason a single oreo in the center :confused:

No, there are chunks that are too big. If I had to guess, those are oreo pancakes, not blueberry.

Just kinda sounds like a worse version of chocolate chip pancakes, to be honest.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah, I was about to say something like HOLY JESUS WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS .... and then realized it's just pancakes.

Oh. All right then.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Crow Jane posted:

Once, when fairly high, I poured myself a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios only to find we were out of milk. However, we did have apple cider, so I thought what the hell. Big mistake. Even with serious munchies, I could only manage a few bites before I threw the whole mess out. Neither thing is overly sweet on it's own, but combining the two made something so incredibly cloying it actually made my lips pucker.

Along the same lines, "we're out of milk, just gonna put some coffee creamer in my cereal." NO DONT :barf:


:itwaspoo:

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Ultimate Mango posted:

Paging SA Forums Poster Casu Marzu


It's like if you say his name three times in a row he shows up in a thread. It's amazing.

You rang?

Casu Marzu ain't the worst. :shrug:

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Ketchup on bananas holy :barf:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

maybe it was banana catsup

Uhn
Oct 6, 2011

here comes george
in control
http://www.reddit.com/r/foodswithketchup/



Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Casu Marzu posted:

You rang?

Casu Marzu ain't the worst. :shrug:

I don't know how you do it.

I haven't had your namesake cheese, but I have enjoyed stuff like Bottarga so I might like it.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This upsets me a lot

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

cash crab posted:

This upsets me a lot

I know. Should have used banana ketchup.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Data Graham posted:

Yeah, I was about to say something like HOLY JESUS WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS .... and then realized it's just pancakes.

Oh. All right then.

I completely thought it was an overcooked pork tenderloin, to the point that I started gaming out a marinade for dinner tomorrow night.

Also that ketchup milk is incredibly aggressive.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Ultimate Mango posted:

I know. Should have used banana ketchup.

That reminds me: When I was seven, I bought those little mini jugs of milk from Safeway in chocolate and banana and drank them both in about ten minutes and had to lie down for about three hours

:allears: I miss being an idiot child

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