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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

Last update I saw, there were no deaths.

One person has died after being taken off of life support.
http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/east-asia/story/taiwan-woman-20-set-be-first-fatality-water-park-fire-20150629

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Wasabi the J posted:

Classic should-have-used-a-fence-ing response.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKlJJqHFfoQ
dude exhibited a fencing response though. Looks like he hit his noggin on that step.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

"Many people don't realize that tires are the leading cause of injury in a tire shop."

.... well yeah, what else would it be?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"Many people don't realize that tires are the leading cause of injury in a tire shop."

.... well yeah, what else would it be?

Wild badgers.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"Many people don't realize that tires are the leading cause of injury in a tire shop."

.... well yeah, what else would it be?

Compressed air related rectal injuries.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"Many people don't realize that tires are the leading cause of injury in a tire shop."

.... well yeah, what else would it be?

The arm mangling and head crushing machines?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

jetz0r posted:

The arm mangling and head crushing machines?

Fedor Emelianenko and Mirko Filipović?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

jetz0r posted:

The arm mangling and head crushing machines?

If you're wearing your PPE and following established safety procedures then injury should be minimal from the arm-manglers and head-crushers.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If you're wearing your PPE and following established safety procedures then injury should be minimal from the arm-manglers and head-crushers.

I'm not sure I'd want even a minimal mangling of my arm or crushing of my head tbh

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If you're wearing your PPE and following established safety procedures then injury should be minimal from the arm-manglers and head-crushers.

What if I show up drunk and accidentally put my head in the arm wrangler or arm in the head crusher? :ohdear:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Waci posted:

What if I show up drunk and accidentally put my head in the arm wrangler or arm in the head crusher? :ohdear:

High risk of injury, and our lawyers will find this post and use it as proof of intent or forethought to prevent any kind of L&I payout.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Waci posted:

What if I show up drunk and accidentally put my head in the arm wrangler or arm in the head crusher? :ohdear:

Oh great, now the arm mangler is going to get a breathalyzer lockout (that we're totally not supposed to bypass by unplugging that green wire) just because some guy got his head mangled in there.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm not sure I'd want even a minimal mangling of my arm or crushing of my head tbh

You've got the wrong fetish for the job then boy! :clint:



edit: I wonder if there are OSHA standards for non-sexual escorts such as Amazon Amanda.

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
this is not the turn i expected osha.jpg to have taken

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

VectorSigma posted:

"poisoned" makes for a better headline than "asphyxia due to oxygen displacement"

They're even just making poo poo up and claiming that it was due to toxic gas being produced when the LN2 reacted with the chlorinated pool water.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Thump! posted:

You've got the wrong fetish for the job then boy! :clint:



edit: I wonder if there are OSHA standards for non-sexual escorts such as Amazon Amanda.

How do you manage to get pinned under bulldozer?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Blistex posted:

How do you manage to get pinned under bulldozer?

That risk increases if you intend to protest the demolition of your house to make room for a bypass.

It's not very hard on the bulldozer, either.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007






old but good

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Is that a sheep or a small man in a sheep suit?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

chitoryu12 posted:

Is that a sheep or a small man in a sheep suit?

He was just helping him over the fence

Hoohah
Jun 27, 2004
Chimp

That dude was behind that bus for a long rear end time and finally just lost it.

Or else they're just a raging dickhole. Either or.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Phanatic posted:

it was due to toxic gas being produced when the LN2 reacted with the chlorinated pool water.

technically that's right

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

goodness posted:

How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

Just get certified and do the inspection yourself. :v:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

goodness posted:

How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

In my city the fee is a tiny percentage of the total cost estimate of the renovation/addon. The fee for my small addition was like 16 dollars.

*fake edit* It's a requirement where I live to have the city inspect it. You can't have Billy building a second story deck out of scrap 2x4's and finishing nails.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

goodness posted:

How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

Last renovation I did the only actual fee was the building permit. At the end I called some number and a couple days later I had some inspection report saying it was fine.

The permit prices here are based on estimates of the renovation

http://www.cityofeagan.com/index.php/building-inspections/permit-fees

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

goodness posted:

How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

FIRST TIME posted:

Just get certified and do the inspection yourself. :v:

Offer only valid in Virginia swamps

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




goodness posted:

How often do people actually get their home renovations/addons inspected. I assume there is a fee with getting it inspected and passed?

There's a bigger fee if they catch you. Depending on the project that can include tearing the thing down and starting over.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I think that's from a movie shoot.

EDIT: Yep. From the "The Other Guys"
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/wreckingball.asp

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jun 30, 2015

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



flosofl posted:

I think that's from a movie shoot.

EDIT: Yep. From the "The Other Guys"
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/wreckingball.asp

gently caress you don't take this from me, I needed a laugh like that. That van got taken the gently caress out!

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Huh, I'm kind of impressed with the commitment to making the shot look good then, because that hit looks gnarly.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

D1Sergo posted:

Huh, I'm kind of impressed with the commitment to making the shot look good then, because that hit looks gnarly.

If that was real wouldnt the ball basically go THROUGH the van.

Vehicles are pretty much pop cans, especially when hit from the side.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5AokohoasE

Train somehow derails itself at a stop in a station.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

tediore rockets irl

This was funny.

orly
Oct 2, 2005

jetz0r posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5AokohoasE

Train somehow derails itself at a stop in a station.

Looks like it didnt brake in time and rode up on whatever was around after the track ended.

Seems like they know their brakes poo poo the bed cause the doors are all open before it hit and people come out immediately

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




oh poo poo the pose he goes into as his muscles all contract... he's dead isn't he?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

oh poo poo the pose he goes into as his muscles all contract... he's dead isn't he?

How do these morons not know to at least NOT STAND ON OR OVER the tire?

Seems basic to me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VectorSigma posted:

oh poo poo the pose he goes into as his muscles all contract... he's dead isn't he?

Fencing response.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

I can't put air in the tires of my car anymore without dipping my balls in steel ahead of time.

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