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Business Gorillas posted:actually, its only good when you already own a bunch of stuff and can wipe the im pretty sure that's cheating
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This is all too convenient, GW abandoning WHFB and replacing it with this bizarre, pointless, none-ranked mass battle Age of Sigmar system, just as Kings of War 2 is preparing to be released. With minis that match the the Elohi and cavalry from the Basileans. Shortly before that, the Space Marine codex introduced units of three for the Thunderfire cannon, the Jotun Hailstorm Cannon conveniently coming in discount three packs. I think it's pretty clear now that Ronnie Renton has been playing the long game. All of this has been perpetrated by an infiltrator - Secret Agent Hewitt. There's a Mantic moon rising 
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Nebalebadingdong posted:im pretty sure that's cheating what am i going to do, break my army composition by doing it? edit: NTRabbit posted:This is all too convenient, GW abandoning WHFB and replacing it with this bizarre, pointless, none-ranked mass battle Age of Sigmar system, just as Kings of War 2 is preparing to be released. With minis that match the the Elohi and cavalry from the Basileans.
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paging Gaylord to this thread come in Gaylord
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its written down numbnards
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are you gonna switch out your piece of paper too? you piece of poo poo!!
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Moola posted:paging Gaylord to this thread Go ahead caller.
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Nebalebadingdong posted:its written down numbnards I DONT NEED YOUR RULES FOR "WRITING STUFF DOWN" AND "ARMY LISTS", MAN. IF I WANTED TO CARE I WOULD USE POINT VALUES *lights up huge joint and blows it in ur face*
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Business Gorillas posted:considering how hard mantic has been pissing into gw's wheaties i'm not surprised at all that a company known for suing the poo poo out of everybody is going to try their best to crush legit competition that's actively trolling them constantly Crushing them? Everything they've done is basically feeding Mantic more customers. Secret Agent Hewitt is James Hewitt, ex-community manager for Mantic who went to work on the GW rules team either late '13 or early '14.
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Nebalebadingdong posted:its written down numbnards
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Business Gorillas posted:I DONT NEED YOUR RULES FOR "WRITING STUFF DOWN" AND "ARMY LISTS", MAN. IF I WANTED TO CARE I WOULD USE POINT VALUES 
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Pay to win? Heh. Kid, I paid to win this game long before you were even born... *puts out e-cig on your chest, walks away*
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NTRabbit posted:Crushing them? Everything they've done is basically feeding Mantic more customers. Secret Agent Hewitt is James Hewitt, ex-community manager for Mantic who went to work on the GW rules team either late '13 or early '14. i never said it was a good plan
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serious gaylord posted:Go ahead caller. im scared
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Moola posted:im scared Would putting 40 Night goblins on a table against Archaon help you?
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You win the game if you wipe out all the opponents models or 75% of them I was thinking you could easily ruin that system by bringing 400 lovely dudes, but then i realised you could just as legally bring 400 dragons this is really loving stupid
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Business Gorillas posted:actually, its only good when you already own a bunch of stuff and can wipe the You're just crappy at cheating! Just bring 40k worth of (by 8th edition standards) guys. No need for "alternative" lists. "My goblin #342 moves 4 inches, goblin # 343 moves 3 inches, goblin...
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serious gaylord posted:Would putting 40 Night goblins on a table against Archaon help you? no put shoving them up my pooper might
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It actually encourages you to make 75% of your army disposable filler so the remaining 25% can go for the easy win. Welcome back, Vampire Counts supremacy!
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nopantsjack posted:You win the game if you wipe out all the opponents models or 75% of them 400 Dragons is my new all-comer list, and also band name.
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 In hindsight, all of this probably should have been expected at this point.
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The worst part is the rules are literally 40k lite. It's still a giant dicefest with no interesting rules/mechanics.
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Hi, I'm pretty dumb. What is to stop me just taking the most powerful units from each race and army?
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Skinty McEdger posted:Hi, I'm pretty dumb. What is to stop me just taking the most powerful units from each race and army? Uh obviously the superior game design and balancing GW is known for will ensure every unit you select with a WARSCROLL is equally capable also the good units will cost more, so you'll need to pony up if you want to truly forge your own narrative
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Skinty McEdger posted:Hi, I'm pretty dumb. What is to stop me just taking the most powerful units from each race and army? If there is no points system there is nothing to stop you taking the best stuff from every army.
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I know GW's pretty drat stupid but goddamn AGE OF SIGMOR sounds like a new breed of terrible.
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Skinty McEdger posted:Hi, I'm pretty dumb. What is to stop me just taking the most powerful units from each race and army? well, there's a lot less inertia from me spending half a hour deploying for me to say "lol gently caress you" and walk away from the game, for one two, since writing down lists is for nerds and nothing matters, someone will look at your list and pull out a hard counter from their massive case they had to buy for old warhammer third, i'm gonna kick you in the dick
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All this talk of shoving things up asses has got me 'forging my own narrative' if you get my meaning.
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Fart on your opponent's models to win. AGE OF SIGMOR everybody.
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Skinty McEdger posted:Hi, I'm pretty dumb. What is to stop me just taking the most powerful units from each race and army? You can have the answer to every question about age of sigmor by carving WARSCROLLS into your tender flesh. We recommend the Citadel(tm) Modelling Knife.
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I felt a great disturbance in the internet. It was as if millions of plastic models cried out in terror, and were suddenly put onto ebay.
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Random postsDoctor Borris posted:EXCLUSIVE AGE OF SIGMAR SPOILERS FROM MY FRIEND WHO WORKS IN THE GERMAN WHITE DWARF FACTORY adhuin posted:I can't wait for the new Lizardmen armybook:
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President Ark posted:I felt a great disturbance in the internet. It was as if millions of plastic models cried out in terror, and were suddenly put onto ebay. sounds like whatever lame superpower this is is like 6 months slow
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SIGMOR more like GAGMOR
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if you don't take ALL my loving narrative and forge it loving HARD I'm going to slap your ham face again. that's right, take all this narrative deep and dirty, slobber on it, yeah bitch, yeah, this giant unbound narrative makes you feel good doesn't it? you know you like it awww don't cry, I love you, buy more models -GW
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BULBASAUR posted:if you don't take ALL my loving narrative and forge it loving HARD I'm going to slap your ham face again. that's right, take all this narrative deep and dirty, slobber on it, yeah bitch, yeah, this giant unbound narrative makes you feel good doesn't it? you know you like it 
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Just checking, anyone decided this is a good time to sell their Ankylosaurus yet? No? drat. 
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