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they don't call them flamers for nothing i get all hot and flushed if I even get within ten feet of a gay dude
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The thing is, most gays I've known don't seem to be particularly cheerful.
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Actually, claiming to be the messiah was a crime in ancient Israel.
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Mormons believe it's totally acceptable (and even laudable) to marry six women, their underage daughters, three dogs and a goat.
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Jun 29, 2015 20:33
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Astrofig posted:Mormons believe it's totally acceptable (and even laudable) to marry six women, their underage daughters, three dogs and a goat. Hail Satan.
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Anger is an emotion that gets Satan's foot in the door. Over the years, the insults to our nation and the blatant and sanctioned sacrilege to our God caused me much anger and distress. The second election of Obama was a huge sign that we were on what looked like a permanent path do destruction. Now, with the court ruling in favor of the depravity of "gay marriage" our fate and that of the world is sealed. Here's the blessing in that. I am no longer angered because I know that for all intents and purposes it's over and I know I have a place in heaven. I've completely given up all hope for our nation and now I can devote all that anger-energy to saving souls and glorifying God. This ruling has been very liberating. I cannot wait for the coming judgement of this evil world.
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As for your final comment I don't see anything wrong with slavery. The condemnation of slavery was also part of the heretical Vatican II council. The Catholic Church does not condemn slavery, in fact it is useful. Both to us and for the condemned party, it is kinder to enslave a pagan and grant him time to repent than to kill him outright.
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Volume posted:Anger is an emotion that gets Satan's foot in the door. Over the years, the insults to our nation and the blatant and sanctioned sacrilege to our God caused me much anger and distress. The second election of Obama was a huge sign that we were on what looked like a permanent path do destruction. Now, with the court ruling in favor of the depravity of "gay marriage" our fate and that of the world is sealed. AHAHAHAHHAHA Oshit you're serious.
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Volume where do you get these from?
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a good number of them seem to come from Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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And there goes my afternoon
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Volume, please tell me you're not serious. What am I saying, this is GBS. Your just be fucken with us an' poo poo, you faux Jesus Junkie.
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zimboe posted:Volume, please tell me you're not serious. Did you notice that the thread has a title?
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zimboe posted:Volume, please tell me you're not serious. jesus loving christ you are a retard
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:jesus loving christ you are a retard
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:jesus loving christ you are a retard Conceded.
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Astrofig posted:Mormons believe it's totally acceptable (and even laudable) to marry six women, their underage daughters, three dogs and a goat. That's at least much closer to the actual 'traditional marriage' shown in the Bible, well the old testament anyway. I don't think the new testament says much about marriage at all. Probably because the jews who believed in Jesus after the destruction of the second temple thought the world was going to end in their life time anyway so who cares about chicks am i rite.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:jesus loving christ you are a retard Well in my defense, it can get hard to distinguish between the berserk Christian meatheads and the berserk ironist meatheads on this site. Ya need a God-Damned spectroscope to tell the difference sometimes. zimboe fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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i have a guy ask me once how i had any morals since i didn't believe in jesus our lord and savior. he was serious and unironic.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:i have a guy ask me once how i had any morals since i didn't believe in jesus our lord and savior. he was serious and unironic. Pff, don't you just wanna strangle people like that to death and then laugh about it because you'll face no consequences in the afterlife?
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We can be assured that there will now be an all-out assault on Christians by the Gay Mafia as they attempt to force us to violate our biblical beliefs. They will confront all Christian businesses that participate in any way in marriage ceremonies, they will insist that ministers perform their marriage rites and they will demand that churches host their weddings. And when churches and ministers refuse, there will be a demand for them to be stripped of tax exemptions and benefits (like the housing allowance for pastors). And you can also be assured that ultimately there will be attempts to make even anti-Gay speech, including sermons, illegal as "hate crimes." Note the date: June 26, 2015. It is the date that should be put on the headstone of our nation because it is the day that America died. We have sealed our destruction. We are now a walking-dead nation.
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The crazy on my facebook wall has been entertaining as hell since the supreme court went supremely gay. http://shoebat.com/2015/06/29/tomorrow-you-will-see-the-star-of-bethlehem-a-sign-that-christs-second-coming-is-around-the-corner/ tl;dr The star of bethlehem is apparently when venus and jupiter are really close in the sky also muslims are bad and saudi arabia will be destroyed and Jesus H. Christ is ready to land in Missouri or something. Edit: almost forgot to hail satan. hail satan.
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Eh! Frank posted:
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that's what you get for disobeying a god who won't even let you know he exists, let alone give you any actual instructions to disobey
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Ha, Jokes on that guy. All the fags brought Reverend McBride fabulous treats after his wife died.
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Top City Homo posted:We can be assured that there will now be an all-out assault on Christians by the Gay Mafia as they attempt to force us to violate our biblical beliefs. They will confront all Christian businesses that participate in any way in marriage ceremonies, they will insist that ministers perform their marriage rites and they will demand that churches host their weddings. And when churches and ministers refuse, there will be a demand for them to be stripped of tax exemptions and benefits (like the housing allowance for pastors). And you can also be assured that ultimately there will be attempts to make even anti-Gay speech, including sermons, illegal as "hate crimes." Gay Mafia? Reference Ralph Bakshi's motion picture Coonskin (aka Streetfight) for an hysterical take on this. He hated the Mob. .. Watch it, Goons, you will dislodge your buttocks with laughter... very quite not PC. You will not be disappointed. You have my personal warranty. It's on YouTube somewhere. ... Back in the day when it was released, Black preachers (aka JJ) were outraged (because of the character Simple Savior)and it closed after a week because black meatheads were threatening to bomb the theaters. It killed Ralph Bakshi's career in Hollywood. So you know it's gotta be good. Hep blacks think it's funny as poo poo. See it before it goes down the Memory Hole. It's almost a forbidden film now. E: hellfuckdamn. new rules. zimboe fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jul 1, 2015 |
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Wow, who is this Jesus Christ guy? As an English speaking participant in Western civilization educated enough to use a computer on the internet, I have never heard of this Jesus fellow.
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"I choose to obey God rather than man," Linda Barnette wrote in her resignation letter Tuesday, adding that the Supreme Court's decision violated her religious values, according to The Clarion-Ledger
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These comments from my local news' facebook post about county clerks refusing to marry gays are both hilarious and sad https://www.facebook.com/wsaz3/posts/10153050520034702
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It is evident that the public majority is completely unaware that the Mount of Olives east of Jerusalem is going to split in half according to the Bible. Perhaps the most "epic" Bible prophecy, this is the epicenter of an earthquake so great that everything alive will feel it. Seismic has confirmed a fault line that goes east to west, the same direction the Bible predicts it will split. Even more amazing, the Bible tells us in the context that an eclipse occurs the very day it happens, allowing us to know in advance the exact moment this will happen. Because the masses at large do not know this, shortly after this happens they will be deceived into thinking the Antichrist is ruling in Jerusalem. We are here to enlighten the public that it is Jesus Christ. If you are not enlightened by Bible prophecy, Jesus will do things that you will not expect him to, just like the Jews did not recognize Jesus as Messiah during his first coming. Jesus will conquer the earth as Lion of the tribe of Judah and set up God's kingdom after he splits the Mount of Olives, and many will try to stop him because they will believe Jesus is the Antichrist. Do not be one of those who are deceived. http://www.august2nd2027.com/
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There is only one Lion of Judah and that is the Emperor Haile Selassie I.
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Nickelback Concert posted:There is only one Lion of Judah and that is the Emperor Haile Selassie I. Thread title isn't "The coolest stupid poo poo Jesus lovers actually believe" though
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