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Fetus Tree posted:you say this like it should insult me 
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drat you gonna throw eating good in the neighbourhood under the bus like that fam
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Jun 30, 2015 19:02
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Uh, my salary is 42k, so joke's on you? this is something you are using as an insult heh , no, i'm doin great, i make 42k  congrats, youre making less than i did when i was 21
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Jun 30, 2015 19:02
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Fetus Tree posted:congrats, youre making less than i did when i was 21 Good job, Guy On The Internet, please tell me more so I can stop being proletariat scum and join the plush ranks of the bourgiouse. Or, I can tell you to gently caress right off, and I'll keep doing what I love for a living, and make a decent career out of it.
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Jun 30, 2015 19:06
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Good job, Guy On The Internet, please tell me more so I can stop being proletariat scum and join the plush ranks of the bourgiouse. thats fair man. i'll say that your ability for self delusion is probably the most commendable thing you've mentioned so far. also, its not just 'guy on the internet'. it is also apparently the rest of your family as well. "food" for thought.
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Fetus Tree posted:thats fair man. i'll say that your ability for self delusion is probably the most commendable thing you've mentioned so far. lol, whatever dude.
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Jun 30, 2015 19:09
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Good job, Guy On The Internet, please tell me more so I can stop being proletariat scum and join the plush ranks of the bourgiouse. Do you guys have one of those Salamander grill things? We had one when I worked in a Smittys and it owned bones man.
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:I swear, the next person in my family who forgets my profession, tells me my food looks so professional, must have taken too much effort, then talks down to be because they were a homemaker for 20+ years and cooked for 5 people all the time is going to get yelled at. Yes, good job, you fed 5 people a day with hours of prep. I catered the whole goddamn 80 person family loving reunion in EIGHT GODDAMN HOURS, AND I DRANK THE ENTIRE TIME, WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. I hear you brother - try being in IT, and have people with other professions start explaining the proper function of IT systems to you, just because they're able to press their big dumb fingers to a keyboard, and once played a game on a loving x-box. E.g. Goddam facility management people who just want their goddamn system to work in a goddamn way, and think that the internal paystream for the their service is a 'business critical' system - because otherwise we cannot get lunch. Yes - lets rape the entire payroll system until it bleeds from all orifices, because you cannot be bothered to find out how to use a spreadsheet you dumb gently caress. We once spend 50k USD on making a vending machine accept electronic payments directly from the payroll, because money are unhygienic, and the FM staff couldn't be bothered to check the levels, noo - it had to be 'electronic'. I suggested that they just buy for 50k candy and put it in a big box for everybody just to take for free. Or HR people thinking that they 'know about people' - because they are certified in a goddamn Cosmo magazine test that can categorize everybody into 16 neat little boxes. No - there's no excuse for HR. None. But luckily kitchen professionals are different - they appreciate the difficulty in making their systems function, and would never loving abuse a piece of hardware if it didn't do whatever they had imagined in their hash induced psychotic minds it was supposed to - off course not..
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Jun 30, 2015 20:17
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Happy Hat posted:barking dogs and cats Hey is your avatar from Kevin Spencer or Dr. Katz?
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Jun 30, 2015 20:21
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Charles Bukowski posted:Hey is your avatar from Kevin Spencer or Dr. Katz? Kamelĺsĺ!
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Jun 30, 2015 20:32
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Happy Hat posted:We once spend 50k USD on making a vending machine accept electronic payments directly from the payroll, because money are unhygienic, and the FM staff couldn't be bothered to check the levels, noo - it had to be 'electronic'. I suggested that they just buy for 50k candy and put it in a big box for everybody just to take for free. Happy Hat for president!
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Jun 30, 2015 20:36
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No mods no masters
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Jun 30, 2015 20:59
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Drink and Fight posted:No mods no masters Apparently
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Jun 30, 2015 21:12
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Fetus Tree posted:thats fair man. i'll say that your ability for self delusion is probably the most commendable thing you've mentioned so far. I'll tell you to gently caress off too. Go back to threadshitting in GBS.
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Jun 30, 2015 21:47
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People who brag about how much they earn are almost as insufferable as people who take their professions overly seriously. You cook things for a living, you should be glad that people like how it looks, not angry that they're turn of phrase wasn't sufficiently adulatory. And literally no-one cares how much you earn doing it.
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Jun 30, 2015 21:59
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I make a million dollars a year but you don't see me bragging about it on the internet
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Jun 30, 2015 22:04
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Scientastic posted:People who brag about how much they earn are almost as insufferable as people who take their professions overly seriously. I've found it to be compensation for some sort of wrongdoing against the person in their childhood - perhaps they weren't nursed for long enough? Perhaps too long?
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Jun 30, 2015 22:08
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In the same way, I don't brag about my huge cock and great looks. It's just not classy.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:09
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therattle posted:In the same way, I don't brag about my huge cock and great looks. It's just not classy. I've found that having a big dick is actually a bit of a bother - around 73% of ladies got a little scared, while around 40% needed extra lubrication - but my sample size was quite small at only 843.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:13
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Happy Hat posted:I've found that having a big dick is actually a bit of a bother - around 73% of ladies got a little scared, while around 40% needed extra lubrication - but my sample size was quite small at only 843. never change, happy hat, never change
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Jun 30, 2015 22:17
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Happy Hat posted:I've found that having a big dick is actually a bit of a bother - around 73% of ladies got a little scared, while around 40% needed extra lubrication - but my sample size was quite small at only 843. With me I find that the ladies are generally pretty well lubricated already. You obviously need to work on your foreplay. But yes, agreed.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:54
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Yes - you should always spit.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:59
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Happy Hat posted:Yes - you should always spit. Also one of the few notable uses for an olive oil mister. 
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Jun 30, 2015 23:03
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Steve Yun posted:I make a million dollars a year but you don't see me bragging about it on the internet Can I have some money please and thank you.
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Jun 30, 2015 23:43
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No socialism in are country.
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Jun 30, 2015 23:45
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Happy Hat posted:I've found that having a big dick is actually a bit of a bother - around 73% of ladies got a little scared, while around 40% needed extra lubrication - but my sample size was quite small at only 843. I also get mad as hell when people don't listen to me because I'm always right and I never lie.
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I have gone management in what I used to believe was a merit driven aspect of my profession and I am slowly becoming an enervated husk suppurating bitter regret with every breath drawn during my 11hr days but yeah guys, tell me about your loving problems. Whiskey owns. Inventory at 0830. See y'all in hell.
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bloody ghost titty posted:I have gone management in what I used to believe was a merit driven aspect of my profession and I am slowly becoming an enervated husk suppurating bitter regret with every breath drawn during my 11hr days but yeah guys, tell me about your loving problems. Hahahaha. Consequently, I bought some booze at the university "off campus" store and not 100 yards away the bag went out. I went back and bought a new bottle. I wasn't even trying to be like 'gently caress you' and the clerk said "try to hold on this time."  I hope you promotion whiskey has gone better.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:16
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if the bag gave out 300 feet away you got suckered into paying for a second bottle and on top of that they mocked you VHSucker? Nah. BETAmax.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:18
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fetus troll
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Drink and Fight posted:fetus troll dude walked 300 feet with a defective bag and couldnt manage to stammer out a request to double bag it i dont think its a stretch to call him out for not going back and asking for it replaced or asking for a double bag to begin with
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Jul 1, 2015 05:30
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youre right its probably not his fault, wine coolers arent that heavy
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Fetus Tree posted:youre right its probably not his fault, wine coolers arent that heavy Your posts read the way a particularly rank fart smells.
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Fetus Tree posted:youre right its probably not his fault, wine coolers arent that heavy https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-online-secrets/201409/internet-trolls-are-narcissists-psychopaths-and-sadists http://www.theguardian.com/media-network/media-network-blog/2014/sep/18/psychology-internet-trolls-pewdiepie-youtube-mary-beard quote:Third, trolling is a status-enhancing activity: by attracting readers’ attention, upsetting people, sparking heated debates, and even gaining approval from others, trolls can feel important, perhaps much more than they are in their real lives. Thus trolling is yet another internet activity that promotes narcissistic motives, since trolls may be expected to be far less successful in attracting people’s attention in the physical world
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Jul 1, 2015 07:54
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awww that really hurts my feelings dang lol, nah. im not the one that got so butthurt he had to look up psychology monthly or whatever to try and minimize it 
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Jul 1, 2015 07:56
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im rubbing the food on myself now
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Paper With Lines posted:Hahahaha. Consequently, I bought some booze at the university "off campus" store and not 100 yards away the bag went out. I went back and bought a new bottle. I wasn't even trying to be like 'gently caress you' and the clerk said "try to hold on this time." By "went out," I first thought you meant that you had to throw away the bottle and the necessary brown-paper concealment device because you had drunk the whole thing, not that the bag broke. In that reading, the clerk's counsel could have meant "exhibit some restraint." Anyway, instead of talking about dicks and money, I asked around about Paprika, but I'm not quite ready to drop $20 on it. I heard about a program called Pepperplate, does anyone have experience with that one? Any useful comparisons?
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Hurracan posted:By "went out," I first thought you meant that you had to throw away the bottle and the necessary brown-paper concealment device because you had drunk the whole thing, not that the bag broke. In that reading, the clerk's counsel could have meant "exhibit some restraint." Never met a pap that was worth 20usd - just get some sweet and some basic smoky, and start experimentational efforts
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These were gifts from a chum based in China. They are small red flowers, and chillies of some sort. Further clarity (and perhaps suitable recipes) would be appreciated. 
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