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kapparomeo
Apr 19, 2011

Some say his extreme-right links are clearly known, even in the fascist capitalist imperialist Murdochist press...

Lady Gaza posted:

Oh, good. Because militarisation of the police has worked so well in the US, hasn't it?

Why is the default comparison always a hysterical overwrought fear of America? Multiple countries in Europe not only routinely arm their police but also have literal uniformed paramilitaries - the Spanish Guardia Civil, the Italian Carabinieri, the French Gendarmerie, and others - patrolling the streets.



Somehow they get by without daily dramas.

EDIT: November 1958 - Kruschchev emulates that Hero And Guide Of Socialism, Stalin, by demanding West Berlin be abandoned. This would culminate in the building of the Berlin Wall in 1961, which over 130 would die on escaping the glory of the People's Revolution.

kapparomeo fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 30, 2015

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

But our government has its tongue so far up America's rear end in a top hat it's tasting stomach acid.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Other than possibly the met, our police force suffers more with apathy than antipathy towards civlilians, however.

My chief complaint is that it's dumb and a waste of money that could be spent on saving lives elsewhere other than the paltry handful of potentially well-to-do people who might possibly die if someone maybe perpetrates a multi-hour shooting spree.

In the time it takes to mobilise the armed police the majority of people will probably already be dead, it's an exercise in political masturbation and bugger all else.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Guavanaut posted:

But I'm sure they'll be better and no longer married to oppressive policies if you just gave them a hug!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWZMCWQLqj0
(Warning, self obsessed bullshit.)

Reminder, ladies and gentlemen, that Russell Brand is 40 years old. Try to bear this in mind next time he starts talking like a first year politics student trying to organise a wee re-run of the occupy movement. I can't quite decide if he's sincerely thick or just plays the dumb teenager who thinks he has the world figured out.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

kapparomeo posted:

Why is the default comparison always a hysterical overwrought fear of America? Multiple countries in Europe not only routinely arm their police but also have literal uniformed paramilitaries - the Spanish Guardia Civil, the Italian Carabinieri, the French Gendarmerie, and others - patrolling the streets.



Somehow they get by without daily dramas.

EDIT: November 1958 - Kruschchev emulates that Hero And Guide Of Socialism, Stalin, by demanding West Berlin be abandoned. This would culminate in the building of the Berlin Wall in 1961, which over 130 would die on escaping the glory of the People's Revolution.

the gendarmeries are an interesting choice of comparison here, because they are literally there to make it so that civilian police doesn't get overly militarised

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

like, that's why they have them, so the regular police force can do regular police things and the military units-with-police training are kept off for the purposes that need military units with police training

kapparomeo
Apr 19, 2011

Some say his extreme-right links are clearly known, even in the fascist capitalist imperialist Murdochist press...
Like issuing speeding fines.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

winegums posted:

Reminder, ladies and gentlemen, that Russell Brand is 40 years old. Try to bear this in mind next time he starts talking like a first year politics student trying to organise a wee re-run of the occupy movement. I can't quite decide if he's sincerely thick or just plays the dumb teenager who thinks he has the world figured out.

Possibly he may just never have had a real job, be excessively wealthy, and do lots of drugs.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
We already have a domestic sas-style force to deal with heavily armed terrorist gunmen. It's the sas.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Oberleutnant posted:

We already have a domestic sas-style force to deal with heavily armed terrorist gunmen. It's the sas.
Yeah this is what I don't understand.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well I mean the military has not traditionally been very good at not shooting civilians when fighting around them which is why most places with militarized police divisions have them and don't just use their regular army units. And it's not like there have been high profile issues with using the SAS in counterterrorism in the past, but I guess we could just do that?

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

OwlFancier posted:

Well I mean the military has not traditionally been very good at not shooting civilians when fighting around them which is why most places with militarized police divisions have them and don't just use their regular army units. And it's not like there have been high profile issues with using the SAS in counterterrorism in the past, but I guess we could just do that?
The Iranian hostage siege was dealt with pretty well by the SAS. I assume you're referring to the Northern Ireland stuff but it's not really comparable to the situation this MET SWAT team has specifically been created to address: random guys with guns wandering randomly and shooting people.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

You could argue that at least without the UK, Brussels would have less of a mandate for their continued fuckery of the poorer EU countries. Germany and France would probably just take over additional loving duties though.

We arent involved in that anyway, since we arent in the Euro.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was sort of thinking the guy who got shot in the head by I think an SAS member on the tube a while back actually but NI would also work.

My point is broadly that the military aren't specifically trained to behave like police, there is a lot of similarity between armed police and military forces but they face distinctly different challenges, or are at least trained to do different things. Soldiers are trained to kill people first and maybe not kill some people if it will cause an incident, armed police generally aren't.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
but the entire purpose of this unit is to respond to armed gunmen attacking civilians so who on earth is going to even attempt an arrest? That's the one situation where probably 99% of people can agree that violence by police is not only justified but necessary to protect innocent lives.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

OwlFancier posted:

I was sort of thinking the guy who got shot in the head by I think an SAS member on the tube a while back actually but NI would also work.


Jean Charles de Menezes was shot by the Met police. Not any type of soldier.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am admittedly assuming they may be used for hostage situations and stuff rather than only loony gunmen on the street if only because someone will need to justify the expense at some point.

Developing a police unit solely to counter loony gunmen on the street is about as practical and necessary as developing an anti-lighting-strike unit of the NHS.

Cerv posted:

Jean Charles de Menezes was shot by the Met police. Not any type of soldier.

The brazillian fella on the tube? I thought it came out that the person who shot him was on loan from the SAS or something and there was a bit of a fuss made about it? Might have been a false report though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I am admittedly assuming they may be used for hostage situations and stuff rather than only loony gunmen on the street if only because someone will need to justify the expense at some point.
Haha no, that only happens for health, welfare, and education. :smith:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

The brazillian fella on the tube? I thought it came out that the person who shot him was on loan from the SAS or something and there was a bit of a fuss made about it? Might have been a false report though.

A lot of things came out about it. Most of it turned out to be bollocks fed to the press in order to keep heat off of the cops who royally hosed up.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

A lot of things came out about it. Most of it turned out to be bollocks fed to the press in order to keep heat off of the cops who royally hosed up.
He had a gun in a shoebox, but before we shot he threw it so hard that it landed by a fence in Tottenham 6 years later.

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

He had a gun in a shoebox, but before we shot he threw it so hard that it landed by a fence in Tottenham 6 years later.

Can't decide whether this is :bravo: or :drat: or both.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

He had a gun in a shoebox, but before we shot he threw it so hard that it landed by a fence in Tottenham 6 years later.

42nd most dangerous man in Europe, or so they say.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

42nd most dangerous man in Europe, or so they say.

I'm pretty sure there are more Tory MPs than that

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
Update on Exeter bomb scare. They weren't bombs. They weren't even pretend bombs.

An electrician dumped a couple of bags of old wires and stuff in a skip. Another man swiped them from the skip, decided he didn't want them, and dumped them.

Genius.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Welp, despite the hellish commute home today, and the fact that commuting to work and back tomorrow and Thursday is going to be horrific because of Operation Stack, I still say its better than taking the train. My left leg might disagree, but what does it know anyway?

I was supposed to be going to France this weekend, given the trouble in Calais it should be interesting how that pans out.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Ludicro posted:

Welp, despite the hellish commute home today, and the fact that commuting to work and back tomorrow and Thursday is going to be horrific because of Operation Stack, I still say its better than taking the train. My left leg might disagree, but what does it know anyway?

I was supposed to be going to France this weekend, given the trouble in Calais it should be interesting how that pans out.

The Tunnel is open but there's still a lot of trouble with the refugees... you might want to put it off a bit

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


EvilGenius posted:


An electrician dumped a couple of bags of old wires...

Bloody Muslims coming over here and taking all our jobs.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
which one of you was this:

Man evicted from shared flat after cooking and eating poo-filled pasty


A TENANT has been evicted from a charity-run flat after cooking and then eating a pasty filled with excrement.

The man, who has not been named, was living at shared accommodation run by Christian charity Chapter 1 in Weston-super-Mare when the incident happened.

It was brought to the attention of the charity by another resident, who discovered the pasty in an oven after checking for the source of an "awful smell" in the kitchen.

The woman told the Weston Mercury newspaper that she was sick after the incident, in which the man referred to the pasty's filling as his "magic sauce".

She said: "It was definitely poo. He took it out and he ate it. How could we be expected to cook in that kitchen after that?"

Chapter 1 provides accommodation and support for homeless and vulnerable people, as well as running refuges and family contact centres.

A spokesman said the man had breached his tenancy agreement with his actions, which also included drug taking.

Describing the incident as "very unfortunate", the charity added that the oven had been professionally cleaned to ensure hygiene and reassure residents.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Man-evicted-shared-flat-cooking-eating-poo-filled/story-26806560-detail/story.html#ixzz3eadwp5Im

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I did wonder what happened to Colin Gregg.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

ChlorophileAddict posted:

The Tunnel is open but there's still a lot of trouble with the refugees... you might want to put it off a bit

Unfortunately its a big group trip so I can't really put it off. That being said the migrants have been going for lorries haven't they? They generally don't target cars right?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Ludicro posted:

Unfortunately its a big group trip so I can't really put it off. That being said the migrants have been going for lorries haven't they? They generally don't target cars right?

How big is your boot?

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Pissflaps posted:

How big is your boot?

if you know what i mean

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Ludicro posted:

Unfortunately its a big group trip so I can't really put it off. That being said the migrants have been going for lorries haven't they? They generally don't target cars right?

my mate went with eurolines and their bus got attacked...

Acaila
Jan 2, 2011



Someone is trying to crowdfund Greece: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/greek-bailout-fund#/story

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Pissflaps posted:

How big is your boot?

Its a Mini. Honestly if anyone can fit in it they've earned their trip over.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

EvilGenius posted:

Update on Exeter bomb scare. They weren't bombs. They weren't even pretend bombs.

An electrician dumped a couple of bags of old wires and stuff in a skip. Another man swiped them from the skip, decided he didn't want them, and dumped them.

Genius.

Even more pathetic than the Boston bomb scare. At least those were functioning electronic devices, and one of them might have given an old lady a case of the vapours.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Would it not be more efficient to set up an actual charity? And avoid losing money to, e.g., Indiegogo's cut and taxation.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Paul.Power posted:

Would it not be more efficient to set up an actual charity? And avoid losing money to, e.g., Indiegogo's cut and taxation.

That would require actual effort, not to mention jumping through a million hoops. You can't just found a charity.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
It seems to be over anyway. Greece blinked.

Now everyone in that horrible EU thread can act like the Troika are the good guys.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Speaking of entitled scroungers just putting things on the public credit cards and expecting to never have to give anything back



quote:

Iain Duncan Smith had his official credit card suspended after running up more than £1,000 in expenses debts, it can be revealed.

The work and pensions secretary was among 19 MPs subject to action by the Commons watchdog after failing to show spending was valid.

The details – disclosed in response to a freedom of information (FoI) request by the Press Association – are likely to prove embarrassing for Duncan Smith, who has previously backed prepaid cards for benefits claimants to stop them spending public money on the wrong things.

The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (Ipsa) issues MPs with credit cards for to pay for items such as travel and accommodation.

The politicians then have to prove the spending was genuine by the end of the month, or they build up debts to the watchdog.

According to the FoI response, Ipsa has suspended the cards of 19 MPs since the beginning of this year because they have not settled outstanding sums.

The debts were then recouped by not paying out valid claims filed by the politicians.

Duncan Smith’s card was blocked when he owed £1,057.28. He does not currently have any debt.

Others to have their cards suspended included his Labour opposite number, Rachel Reeves, who owed £4,033.63 at the time.

Shadow business minister Toby Perkins was subject to action when he owed £693.30.

Health minister Ben Gummer had his card stopped with £1,290.07 outstanding, defence minister Mark Lancaster had a £600 tab, and former universities minister David Willetts owed £1,172.05.

Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Joyce, who assaulted a fellow MP in a Commons bar, had his card blocked when he owed £12,919.61, and later had his salary docked.

Liberal Democrat Simon Hughes had a stop placed on his card when he owed £826.56.

All have since cleared their debts.

Ipsa also released information about 25 MPs who had sums outstanding as of this week.

DUP MP Ian Paisley owed £13,833.38 on 29 June. He previously had his card blocked when his tab hit £6,195.94.

Lib Dems Stephen Gilbert and Mike Crockart had their cards stopped when they owed £2,925.76, and £720.64 respectively. Gilbert owed £13.50 this week and Mr Crockart £90.

An Ipsa spokesman stressed that the debts from 29 June were a “snapshot” and in many cases could merely be awaiting evidence from MPs that they were valid claims.

“An MP may owe an amount to Ipsa for many different reasons, and the fact that an amount is owed does not, in itself, indicate any misuse of the MPs’ scheme of business costs and expenses,” the spokesman said.

“As part of our credit management programme, MPs are sent financial statements detailing their monthly position with Ipsa. Where MPs have amounts owed to Ipsa, action is taken to recover these amounts.”

Here is a full list of the MPs who have had their payment cards temporarily suspended by Ipsa since 1 January this year.

MP - and amount owed when their card was suspended

Ben Gummer - 1,290.07
Brian Binley - 575.02
David Willetts - 1,172.05
Debbie Abrahams - 2,586.90
Eric Joyce - 12,919.61
Iain Duncan Smith - 1,057.28
Ian Liddell-Grainger - 1,023.94
Ian Paisley - 6,195.94
Jack Dromey - 1,328.46
John Woodcock - 1,756.13
Mark Lancaster - 600.00
Mike Crockart - 720.64
Pamela Nash - 6,929.29
Paul Farrelly - 213.00
Rachel Reeves - 4,033.63
Simon Danczuk - 3,645.67
Simon Hughes - 826.56
Stephen Gilbert - 2,925.76
Toby Perkins - 693.30

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