I have a bonsai tree on my desk at work and this little fellar showed up about a week ago. Today it started laying eggs. I'm pretty sure it's a stinkbug, which i dont think will eat the plant. Pretty much hoping my office becomes infested with stinkbugs. Bug needs a name
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:42 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:51 |
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Gary
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:43 |
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thou shalt not suffer a xeno to live
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:43 |
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Congrats on your pending hundreds of stinkbugs. They sure do like to crawl on things and die.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:43 |
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Gay Hitler eat the eggs
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:44 |
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i like Gary. seconding gary. then you can call the rest of the hatchllings larry, perry, mary, jerry *+1000000000000000 names that end in -ary*
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:45 |
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make an omelette
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:46 |
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XMNN posted:make an omelette Yeah. Do this!
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:47 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:49 |
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Gary isn't a bad stinkbug name, but if its laying eggs then wouldn't it be a female stinkbug? from stinkbugsmackdown.com - "This is the time where their numbers begin to multiply exponentially, as a single female stink bug can lay up to 400 eggs over the course of a summer"
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:51 |
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The babies are going to die soon after they hatch because that is not a plant that stink bugs can subsist off of.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:51 |
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Eat the bug and care for the eggs yourself
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ContraBoss posted:The babies are going to die soon after they hatch because that is not a plant that stink bugs can subsist off of. Nice I'll be sure to document the circle of life
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:52 |
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Baxter posted:Gary isn't a bad stinkbug name, but if its laying eggs then wouldn't it be a female stinkbug? UGHH CAN WE NOT?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:52 |
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did you gently caress that bug? what unholy thing will hatch from those eggs
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:53 |
Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:53 |
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this looks really good but i bet it tastes like poo poo
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:53 |
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well yeah its made of stinkbug eggs
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:53 |
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Lucille, she'll pick a fine time to leave you with all those hungry babies.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:54 |
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it's a common misperception that stinkbugs smell because of a scent gland - in actuality, they ingest large quantities of axe body spray and excrete it over time through their exoskeleton
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:55 |
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Moridin920 posted:thou shalt not suffer a xeno to live
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:56 |
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well op...you gonna fertilize those eggs?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:56 |
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cum on those eggs
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:57 |
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Gay Hitler posted:I have a bonsai tree on my desk at work and this little fellar showed up about a week ago. Today it started laying eggs. my office plant often becomes infested with lady bugs and i dont know why i have a prayer plant an english ivy and a dracaena marginata
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:57 |
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i was reloading posted:this looks really good but i bet it tastes like poo poo It costs enough that you'll pretend you like it however.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:57 |
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Gay Hitler posted:Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out More pictures
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:57 |
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are you the baby daddy op
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:58 |
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corpuscollossus posted:UGHH CAN WE NOT? didn't mean to touch a nerve there. Gary is fine.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:58 |
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Gay Hitler posted:Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out lets see some more bug eggs i wann apretend you are like in a aliens situation over there with the hive and queen and poo poo
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:11 |
tomstuart posted:my office plant often becomes infested with lady bugs and i dont know why That's cool mines a tree lmao
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:12 |
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Please point a webcam at it and let the whole internet share this magic moment
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:15 |
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crush the bug in the toilet and then come out of the bathroom and make a joke about indian food
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:15 |
uploading more pics now my coworker told me to superglue the bug to my desk, then one by one put the eggs infront of it and smash them while it watches helplessly
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:21 |
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Gay Hitler posted:uploading more pics now
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:23 |
ITS ON THE MOVE
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:25 |
more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:30 |
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Gay Hitler posted:more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office Tell them that unless they want to be reported to HR, they should gently caress off and deal with their own stupid kids before they tell you how to manage yours.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:43 |
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Gay Hitler posted:more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office Tell them and HR it's very important for your internet reputation as Something Awful forums user Gay Hitler
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:46 |
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please eat the eggs
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:47 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:51 |
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Gay Hitler posted:more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office Burst into tears and just sob uncontrollably into your palms. "This.. this.. is.. all... all.. I HAVE!" and then get snotty and stuff and stand up, bursting past them in a trot towards the bathroom.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:48 |