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MindlessHavok posted:I will never understand this mentality. "Hey that dude thinks my girl is attractive! What an rear end in a top hat! Kick his rear end!" The problem here is you're not thinking of women as property that can be stole from their rightful male owners.
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drunk leprechaun posted:The problem here is you're not thinking of women as property that can be stole from their rightful male owners. Nah it's just I'm sexy as all hell and don't have to worry about my girl getting stolen 
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Jul 2, 2015 19:17
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Seaniqua posted:I really, really dislike Colin Cowherd but has Jim Harbaugh never answered meaningless questions before? Cowherd was seriously lobbing slow pitch questions that we've heard every coach in the world answer. Just be a human being, what the hell was that? He is a weirdo with absolutely no social skills and it gets spun as a positive because he is good at his job.
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nate fisher posted:I just spent a week at Tybee Island in Georgia, and while Savannah was fine, Tybee Island reminded me of a mini-Gatlinburg at the beach. I heard someone call it the Redneck Rivera, and I approve. The only good thing was the fact you could open carry everywhere. There is only one Redneck Riviera and that place is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:06
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LeeMajors posted:There is only one Redneck Riviera and that place is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. No, that place is the part of the Florida Panhandle that's in central time.
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^^^This guy gets itLeeMajors posted:There is only one Redneck Riviera and that place is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Haha nope. It's Pensacola(or even a little further into Alabama) to Panama City. There's even a book about it. I can remember going to PCB in the late 80s and my parents calling it that and having no clue what they were talking about.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:13
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Universal Studios may not have a beach but it does have many fun water themed rides
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Weird. Myrtle has always been referred to that here. Guess its regional. Id still stack myrtle against pensacola any loving day of the week for that title. You can walk 100yards and buy a tricked out golf cart, play a round of putt putt, and enjoy a steak and a lapdance. Its hell on earth.
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LeeMajors posted:There is only one Redneck Riviera and that place is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There is a reason I haven't been there since 1999. I prefer the Outerbanks, but that drive to Hatteras is a killer. I think I will try the beaches of Charleston next year, but I doubt I will go back to Tybee. MindlessHavok posted:Haha nope. It's Pensacola(or even a little further into Alabama) to Panama City. There's even a book about it. I can remember going to PCB in the late 80s and my parents calling it that and having no clue what they were talking about. I heard this place in Sweetwater (less than hour from Knoxville) called the Redneck Riviera or Redneck Resort. Even from the interstate you can see the mud flying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUT4Pi2wLE
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LeeMajors posted:Weird. Myrtle has always been referred to that here. Guess its regional. I went to Panama City for 4th of July a few years ago and we were walking out of the back of Spinnaker onto the beach after watching the noon wet tshirt contest. There was a huge group of people on the beach and we see a fight break out a bit down the beach. One guy starts running towards it yelling about it being one of his boys. He screeches to a halt, runs back to his beach bag and yells "gotta get my knuckles!" and grabs brass knuckles out of his beach back before running back down the beach. Because that's the checklist that happens when you go to the beach. Sunscreen, Sunglasses, Towel, Umbrella, Cooler, Brass Knuckles.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:20
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I feel like I should say something about Branson here but then I'd have to think of something to say about Branson.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:21
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Grittybeard posted:I feel like I should say something about Branson here but then I'd have to think of something to say about Branson. Branson is too gimmicky
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Jul 2, 2015 20:26
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MindlessHavok posted:I went to Panama City for 4th of July a few years ago and we were walking out of the back of Spinnaker onto the beach after watching the noon wet tshirt contest. There was a huge group of people on the beach and we see a fight break out a bit down the beach. One guy starts running towards it yelling about it being one of his boys. He screeches to a halt, runs back to his beach bag and yells "gotta get my knuckles!" and grabs brass knuckles out of his beach back before running back down the beach. Spring Break destinations should be exempt from this discussion. It doesn't qualify if there isn't a weird beachfront golf cart community with condos curfews.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:35
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I don't understand the appeal of the beach. It's summer and I'm hot, so I'll go sit on a pile of super heated glass in the sun?
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Sash! posted:I don't understand the appeal of the beach. It's summer and I'm hot, so I'll go sit on a pile of super heated glass in the sun? Butts. Also being out in the sun rules.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:45
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Sash! posted:I don't understand the appeal of the beach. It's summer and I'm hot, so I'll go sit on a pile of super heated glass in the sun? You're like some dull Dickensian character trudging around in the puddles of London.
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Sash! posted:I don't understand the appeal of the beach. It's summer and I'm hot, so I'll go sit on a pile of super heated glass in the sun? this is a sash as hell post but I agree why go to the beach when I can go to a place with sickass waterslides
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Jul 2, 2015 20:55
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Sash! posted:I don't understand the appeal of the beach. It's summer and I'm hot, so I'll go sit on a pile of super heated glass in the sun? I actually agree with Sash about something, someone put me down before I get old.
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MindlessHavok posted:^^^This guy gets it Gulf Shores/Orange Beach/Pensacola is the true Redneck Riviera for Missourians, I can confirm this.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:59
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My family has a beach house in Port St. Joe, which is about half an hour east of Panama City. I'm so glad I never had to deal with that hellhole and instead enjoyed empty private beaches full of blue hairs.
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Grittybeard posted:I feel like I should say something about Branson here but then I'd have to think of something to say about Branson. My small town southern Iowa in-laws always are trying to convince me to join them for a week in Branson. I hope I never run out of excuses. It isn't the redneck riviera though. Branson is the redneck Vegas. Thoguh fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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The Simpsons' line about Branson being Vegas if Vegas was run by Ned Flanders is the perfect description of it.
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The beach and ocean are both dope
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MourningView posted:The beach and ocean are both dope What about Branson though? I hear there are throwed rolls somewhere nearby. Also Yakov Smirnoff. Ok I honestly can't dislike Yakov, he's just a guy with an aged schtick. e: Holy poo poo someone pays him to teach? From wiki: quote:Smirnoff is also a professor at Missouri State University and Drury University where he teaches a course titled "The Business of Laughter." Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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LeeMajors posted:Spring Break destinations should be exempt from this discussion. I pretty clearly said 4th of July
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MindlessHavok posted:I pretty clearly said 4th of July I pretty clearly said spring break destinations. Cancun, Panama City, Daytona...all trashy as gently caress and exempt out of principle. It would explain the presence of brass knuckles.
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Grittybeard posted:What about Branson though? I hear there are throwed rolls somewhere nearby. Also Yakov Smirnoff. Substantially less dope.
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Branson is actually the retiree place, not redneck.
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LeeMajors posted:You're like some dull Dickensian character trudging around in the puddles of London. Yes, but that's neither here nor there Groucho Marxist posted:this is a sash as hell post but I agree why go to the beach when I can go to a place with sickass waterslides So far, no one has been nibbled by a shark on any lazy river at any water park. I figure its only a matter of time until ISIS puts a shark in one, though. Advantage: water park. I mean, I, personally, prefer something like a lake up in the mountains with the cooler air and less humidity to escape the heat and humidity of summer. Now that I think about it, sharks in water parks sounds like a Cobra plan.
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MindlessHavok posted:Nah it's just I'm sexy as all hell and don't have to worry about my girl getting stolen Kliffy alt account spotted E: if you swim in a water park you might as well let R Kelly piss on you, same urine content
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KKKLIP ART posted:Kliffy alt account spotted Ryan Kelly is an integral part of our O-line and he can piss on anyone he wants! also branson owns for one reason and one reason only: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kakU6kQDmU4&feature=youtu.be&t=619
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MourningView posted:The beach and ocean are both dope I'm not sure there is adequate reason to vacation anywhere that is not the ocean (for scuba diving and beach lounging and seafood eating and fruity drink drinking) or the mountains (for skiing and drinking that is extra effective).
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I have never seen so many lifted bro pickup trucks in my life than in the three days I was in Panama City in March. It was amazing and horrible.
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Frinkahedron posted:I have never seen so many lifted bro pickup trucks in my life than in the three days I was in Panama City in March. It was amazing and horrible. Allow me to share with you my passion for mudding
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MourningView posted:The beach and ocean are both dope yah but sharks. though the beach at sunrise/sunset owns, drinking on the beach owns, reading on the beach owns, and swimming in general owns. So I guess those outweigh sharks.
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I know a girl who makes it a huge point to go to Daytona every year. Not to visit the beach, to catch the NASCAR race.
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KKKLIP ART posted:yah but sharks. though the beach at sunrise/sunset owns, drinking on the beach owns, reading on the beach owns, and swimming in general owns. So I guess those outweigh sharks. Sharks kill like 5 people a year. You're more likely to die from eating a McDonalds hamburger at the beach that a shark in the water.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I know a girl who makes it a huge point to go to Daytona every year. I went to the Daytona 500 once when I was 16 and it was the worst event I have ever been to.
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KKKLIP ART posted:drinking on the beach owns I wish this wasn't illegal 
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No one actually gets eaten by sharks you nerds, and if one every tries to eat me I will punch it right in the dang face to teach it a lesson. I fear no fish.Ross Angeles posted:I wish this wasn't illegal Only if you lack the imagination to properly hide it.
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