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It's also illegal to drink in high school and lord knows plenty of us have managed that
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MourningView posted:No one actually gets eaten by sharks you nerds, and if one every tries to eat me I will punch it right in the dang face to teach it a lesson. I fear no fish.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 03:56 |
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ITT a bunch of scaredy cat doofuses who think Jaws was a documentary
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:06 |
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What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:07 |
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^^Terry Beckner and...well Drew Lock probably won't but I hope he pushes Maty Mauk.MourningView posted:ITT a bunch of scaredy cat doofuses who think Jaws was a documentary I watched a documentary on the USS Indianapolis which was mentioned in Jaws, I can be scared of sharks if I want to Don't click that link, just ignore Sash's posts telling everyone about it and know that sharks are terrifying.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:24 |
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MourningView posted:No one actually gets eaten by sharks you nerds, and if one every tries to eat me I will punch it right in the dang face to teach it a lesson. I fear no fish. Lotta gibbis Nuke The Ocean sentiment itt. Not that I'm surprised
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:29 |
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The only sea creatures worth being scared of are dolphins
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:31 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? None, thank goodness. Not a statement about the incoming class but VT finally has experience at nearly all positions.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:33 |
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Sharks are basically just underwater puppy dogs. But instead of using noses and paws to investigate things, they use mouths full of teeth.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:01 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? Kyler Murray to continue the QB carousel at Texas A&M. Hopefully our defense is ok enough that it doesn't matter.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:43 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? Terry Godwin because invariably Malcom Mitchell will blow out his knee dancing in the end zone and Justin Scott-Wesley will smoke weed.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 13:22 |
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So I get a lot of random emails and press releases because I used to write for a news blog in Detroit, even though I haven't lived in Michigan since October. Just got this one from PETA. I know the Fulmer Cup is dead but illegal wallaby possession and sale has to be worth something. Emphasis theirs.quote:Dear Travis,
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 14:24 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? CJ Conrad a 4* TE, probably going to start because he's good and we have no eligible tight ends except for Darryl Long who redshirted last year. Derrick Baity a 3* DB, May start because he has size and athleticism and our CBs are a disaster Chris Westry a 3* DB, (see Derrick Baity) George Asafo-Adjei a 4* OL, may start because he's been way better than expected and our OL is still not really set.
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MourningView posted:No one actually gets eaten by sharks you nerds, and if one every tries to eat me I will punch it right in the dang face to teach it a lesson. I fear no fish. i am martin brody in this gif you're the kid lol
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Henchman of Santa posted:So I get a lot of random emails and press releases because I used to write for a news blog in Detroit, even though I haven't lived in Michigan since October. Just got this one from PETA. I know the Fulmer Cup is dead but illegal wallaby possession and sale has to be worth something. Emphasis theirs. Here's his original ad: http://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/wallabies-for-sale.asp Not much to see there, other than the fact that there are apparently lots of people out there looking to buy, sell, or trade wallabies.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 15:22 |
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Ehud posted:i am martin brody in this gif Nah, man, I'm not some bitch rear end tuna or something, I would give that shark the Stone Cold Stunner.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:00 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? We've got a handful of first-year guys who will likely start for us but they're JUCO/transfer players, so I guess that doesn't count. The only true freshman who has a chance at starting is probably DE Dexter Wideman. We were a pretty young (and stupid) team last year, so I'm glad there's not as much youth in the picture.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:11 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:18 |
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MourningView posted:Nah, man, I'm not some bitch rear end tuna or something, I would give that shark the Stone Cold Stunner. Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:21 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? Ask me this time next year.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:25 |
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Ehud posted:i am martin brody in this gif Brady Hoke and Shane Morris
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:41 |
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I uh I didn't see the shark attack, the uhm the lifeguards uh that's under their uhm its the lifeguards job No uhm no I dont think a walkie talkie will help at all
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:43 |
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We took all the proper precautions before allowing him to return to the ocean
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 16:49 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I uh I didn't see the shark attack, the uhm the lifeguards uh that's under their uhm its the lifeguards job So you're saying Brady Hoke is Mayor Larry Vaughn
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:18 |
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Grittybeard posted:^^Terry Beckner and...well Drew Lock probably won't but I hope he pushes Maty Mauk. I'm holding out hope that Maty Mauk somehow puts it together this year because I am an idiot. Also, I'm trying to go to a game this year, my options are SEMO/UCONN/South Carolina. Obviously South Carolina is preferable, but if I can't swing that should I go see SEMO get sandblasted or UCONN get killed?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:23 |
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Well, gently caress UCONN forever if that helps.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:24 |
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A Look at 2014 Stadium Ejections, Arrests and Incidents From Big Ten Fanbases The disparity in some of these stats leads me to believe that schools/PDs are reporting them differently. Also, scroll down and read the Iowa section.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:46 |
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Let's go Hawks, Bitchquote:Notable reported incidents include: .273 being the highest is honestly a little disappointing, Vodka Sam was like a .34 or something MourningView fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jul 3, 2015 |
# ? Jul 3, 2015 17:52 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? Ohio State - None, we're loving stacked.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:09 |
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MourningView posted:Let's go Hawks, Bitch That was probably vodka Sam being a repeat offender.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:39 |
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A ton of the arrests are people trying to bring alcohol into the stadium so basically nothing new or shocking.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 18:55 |
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MourningView posted:A 35-year-old male drunkenly attempting to enter Kinnick Stadium without a ticket, instead handing the ticket taker a $20 bill only to be denied; I could see how this would make a lot of sense to somebody who was blackout drunk
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:14 |
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Dude who fell in a creek would have had to stumble a pretty long way covered in mud to get to the stadium, I admire his dedication.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:27 |
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MourningView posted:Dude who fell in a creek would have had to stumble a pretty long way covered in mud to get to the stadium, I admire his dedication. He poo poo himself dawg
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 20:00 |
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MourningView posted:A 21-year-old male attempting to prove he wasn't drunk to a police officer by placing a dollar bill in his wallet, only to be unable to do so; that loving owns. Here's another Iowa arrest report: quote:Fernandez was lying flat on his back and appeared to have soiled himself. Fernandez was unable to stand without assistance. Fernandez blew .203 PBT. an adult beverage fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:He poo poo himself dawg Naw, there's a creek just to the west of the parking lots adjoining Kinnick. He legitimately probably tried to take a shortcut and fell in.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 21:05 |
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finally Baylor Bears Natinoal Championship year they better do it because its only a matter of time before theys uck again like they arleady do or the big 12 breaks up or the fat dude who can run and catch blows out both knees and dies and Baylor Bitch (time to win) (gently caress tcu too) gently caress
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:49 |
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The Iowa City Police report the day after an Iowa game has been the pro-est of clicks for years.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:15 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:What incoming freshmen have a great chance of starting for your teams? Malik Jefferson, Connor Williams, Kris Boyd, and Holton Hill. They are all pretty much ready to start
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anne frank fanfic posted:finally Baylor Bears Natinoal Championship year they better do it because its only a matter of time before theys uck again like they arleady do or the big 12 breaks up or the fat dude who can run and catch blows out both knees and dies and Baylor Bitch (time to win) (gently caress tcu too) gently caress
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