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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Wowporn posted:

Those titles look like loving ms powerpoint placeholder text, why would they choose any of that

I really hope this isn't their new template or whatever they call it, I already get irrationally irritated at the big red stripe Marvel has now. There are some floppies with amazing covers that I've wanted to buy just for the art but the banner ruins the whole thing.

Something about that layout really reinforces the 90s as gently caress, it's like how all video game covers were framed.

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redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
They're just promo pieces, geez you guys.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Agent Venom didn't have the mouth most of the time either.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Yeah, these are just ads that will be in Previews and/or upcoming Marvel books.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Quicksilver, eat a sandwich. Your hip bones are showing. :psyduck:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

PoptartsNinja posted:

Quicksilver, eat a sandwich. Your hip bones are showing. :psyduck:

Look at poor Spidey's right ankle! No way that twig supports him when he tries to walk on a wall!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

10 Beers posted:

Look at poor Spidey's right ankle! No way that twig supports him when he tries to walk on a wall!

The New Avengers men stole all their muscle mass.

Falstaff
Apr 27, 2008

I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

Flesh Forge posted:

Seriously why did they take away Venom's mouth, what the gently caress.

When Venom was first created, his mouth was actually meant to be a reflection of his mental state. If he was calm, it would be normal. If he was growing unhinged, he'd get a super-sized Grinch smile. If he was feeling murderous, you would get the slathering fang mawv that most people recognize.

This was either forgotten or abandoned (depending on who you ask) after his first few appearances.

Maybe they're going back to his roots with the art direction for the new comic?

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

Flesh Forge posted:

Seriously why did they take away Venom's mouth, what the gently caress.

He does have a mouth, you can see it open on the Guardians cover.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Agent Venom is really the only worthwhile Venom there's been outside of his first few years and the only time he had a mouth was when he was getting out of control. No mouth Venom has been a thing for literally years now.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Deadpool posted:

Agent Venom is really the only worthwhile Venom there's been outside of his first few years and the only time he had a mouth was when he was getting out of control. No mouth Venom has been a thing for literally years now.

I mentioned that in the other thread.. The mouth stuff is outdated anyway, it can look cool sometimes but it's so rooted in the period Venom was originally popular in, not having it is as much a big deal as Iron Man not having a rotery phone in his armor any more.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Starsnostars posted:

He does have a mouth, you can see it open on the Guardians cover.



Is that Kitty Pryde as the new Star Lord?

haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.
I don't think Kitty's ever been depicted as blonde.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The raw vacuum of space plays hell with your hair texture.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

This is a thing i just found.

:yikes:

Th...they both kinda look like Nic Cage.

e:
the rest

a kitten fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jul 3, 2015

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.
The best part of the Karnak cover is in the very upper-right corner of the page. I have no idea who the hell "Karnak" is, but I know I'll be checking this one out regardless.

Falstaff
Apr 27, 2008

I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

Karnak is the best of the Inhumans. He knows space kung fu. :colbert:

I, too, will be checking it out.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Oh, KARNAK. This whole time I thought we were talking about Korvac. That's a SLIGHTLY less weird character to make a book for.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Moacher posted:

The best part of the Karnak cover is in the very upper-right corner of the page. I have no idea who the hell "Karnak" is, but I know I'll be checking this one out regardless.



Man, I really dislike the Inhumans, but I loving love Ellis AND Aja.

Let's hope Ellis can make me love the Inhumans in the space of the six issues he'll spend on it.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Didn't Aja do the Hawkeye series recently? If so, those 6 Ellis issues will be spaced out over the course of 2 years.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Zaffino is the artist, Aja is the cover artist. And it's probably impossible to hate Karnak if you've ever read anything involving the Inhumans. He's great.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
I don't think I've ever read a story that focused on Karnak in any way, but isn't he a stereotypical "mystical Asian martial artist" type, only with a giant head?

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
Karnak would be cooler if he didn't have that big stupid head.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is why you should like Karnak:

He was in the afterlife, saw the flaw in it, and used that flaw to come back to life.

Coming back to life involved bursting through the chest of an evil Inhuman who had the powers to catalog dead Inhumans' memories.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Black Bolt and Karnak are the only Inhumans I ever found interesting before Ms. Marvel.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Black Bolt and Karnak are the only Inhumans I ever found interesting before Ms. Marvel.

Not Lockjaw?

And I always liked Medusa, but mainly because she's the first one I heard of, because Firestar's dorky friend in the Spider-Friends show dressed as her in the Halloween episode, and I had that one on VHS as a kid

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Okay, and Lockjaw.

And I guess Maximus.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

The guy who got turned into a door by terrigenesis is the best Inhuman.

Benito Cereno
Jan 20, 2006

ALLEZ-OUP!
Counterpoint: Gorgon is an Inhuman whose power is literally to kick anything to death

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lurdiak posted:

Oh, KARNAK. This whole time I thought we were talking about Korvac. That's a SLIGHTLY less weird character to make a book for.

I would read the hell out of a Korvac series, as long as it wasn't completely terrible. If I remember correctly, the whole team of Avengers was killed and then resurrected in a suburban living room by a guy freaking out about being dumped.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
And then he was beat by a bunch of teenagers who didn't leave their high school campus.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Benito Cereno posted:

Counterpoint: Gorgon is an Inhuman whose power is literally to kick anything to death

Gorgon had earthquake powers that were so precise he could effect a single object, and do all sorts of other stupid poo poo. Those original issues in Fantastic Four were ridiculous.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

Oh, KARNAK. This whole time I thought we were talking about Korvac. That's a SLIGHTLY less weird character to make a book for.

One of my favorite comic books of all time:



Also, Karnak and Gorgon had a great supporting turn in Ann Nocenti's Daredevil, which everyone should read.



They go to Hell.

Benito Cereno
Jan 20, 2006

ALLEZ-OUP!

Die Laughing posted:

Gorgon had earthquake powers that were so precise he could effect a single object, and do all sorts of other stupid poo poo. Those original issues in Fantastic Four were ridiculous.

I assume you mean ridiculously great. After Medusa first shows up as a member of the Frightful Four, Lee and Kirby go on to put out hit after hit, not only without a bad issue for like four or five years, but also including some of the greatest comics the superhero genre has ever produced.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

prefect posted:

I would read the hell out of a Korvac series, as long as it wasn't completely terrible. If I remember correctly, the whole team of Avengers was killed and then resurrected in a suburban living room by a guy freaking out about being dumped.

Pretty much. It was interesting because Korvac had made a heel-face turn after posing as human for a while and discovering love, but the Avengers didn't know it. As a result they ended up killing him for having absolutely benevolent intentions.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Jedit posted:

Pretty much. It was interesting because Korvac had made a heel-face turn after posing as human for a while and discovering love, but the Avengers didn't know it. As a result they ended up killing him for having absolutely benevolent intentions.

Dude was trying to rewrite the laws of the universe to fit what he thought was best. That's a bit much for someone who's "benevolent".

Unmature
May 9, 2008

Benito Cereno posted:

I assume you mean ridiculously great. After Medusa first shows up as a member of the Frightful Four, Lee and Kirby go on to put out hit after hit, not only without a bad issue for like four or five years, but also including some of the greatest comics the superhero genre has ever produced.

And I assume by THAT you mean 60s comics have some cool ideas and scenarios but are nigh unreadable these days because comics weren't actually good until the mid-70's.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Unmature posted:

And I assume by THAT you mean 60s comics have some cool ideas and scenarios but are nigh unreadable these days because comics weren't actually good until the mid-70's.

I'm going to kick your tookus.

Benito Cereno
Jan 20, 2006

ALLEZ-OUP!

Unmature posted:

And I assume by THAT you mean 60s comics have some cool ideas and scenarios but are nigh unreadable these days because comics weren't actually good until the mid-70's.

No, sorry, that's not what I meant at all. I would never say something so patently wrong if I could avoid it.

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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Unmature posted:

And I assume by THAT you mean 60s comics have some cool ideas and scenarios but are nigh unreadable these days because comics weren't actually good until the mid-70's.

I understand finding the dialogue of the time off-putting because it was a very different kind of writing, but this is very wrong. There's a ton of great '60s comics that are good on their own merits and not just because they were the best of a weird era. Fantastic Four and Amazing Spider-Man near the top of that list for sure.

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