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THEY KEEP COMINGquote:The Gift of Tongues: At the start of the combat phase, Wulfrik can issue an indelicate challenge in his foe’s tongue if there is an enemy Hero within 3". Issue your opponent with a challenge of your own – you can be as mocking, rude or insulting as you dare; if your opponent rises to the bait and they change expression, even so much as crack a smile or a glimmer of shock, Wulfrik’s challenge is successful and you can re-roll failed hit rolls for any attacks he makes this phase against enemy Heroes.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:44
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FrostyPox posted:Hey guys instead of making GBS threads in your food I shat on your floor please congratulate me for doing something new and different I'll give you this: no-one foresaw something of this magnitude, even a day ago. The skills of GW to keep rumours at bay are insane, I mean, imagine how many people have seen this and refrained from leaking it. "Ok, this dude gives me a bonus if I wear a hoodie. Sounds alright, can't wait to play it at the store!".
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Jul 3, 2015 23:44
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Anyone else waiting for a female empire player to get hold that that mustache rule?
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Jul 3, 2015 23:45
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drat it, now I"m going to be glued to Yahoo Finance.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:46
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Age of Sigmar: Tell a 13 year old you hosed his mother and get re-rolls, GW Approved!
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Jul 3, 2015 23:47
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Cyclomatic posted:Anyone else waiting for a female empire player to get hold that that mustache rule? Rules doesn't say it has to be a real mustache. You can just bring a huge fake mustache, benefit from those sweet bonuses.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:48
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Age of Sigmar: A game for autistic 7 year olds
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Jul 3, 2015 23:50
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BULBASAUR posted:Age of Sigmar: A game for autistic 7 year olds As the father of an autistic child, I find this offensive. He wouldn't ever come up with something this loving stupid.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:53
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Jul 3, 2015 23:54
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This is so much worse than any of us imagined.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:54
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GW finally broke Moola. All it took was bonuses for complaining if you play dwarfs.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:54
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Cyclomatic posted:Anyone else waiting for a female empire player to get hold that that mustache rule? I mean I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Games Workshop either didn't think of this or just actively doesn't want women playing their games, but it is kind of a cherry on top of what is already one of the stupidest mechanics I've ever seen in a professionally published game of any sort. Fortunately, this game is totally incapable of being played under any circumstances anyway.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:54
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are there rules for pretending to be a horse?
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Jul 3, 2015 23:54
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lilljonas posted:You can hide night goblin fanatics in a night goblin unit, and launch them out of the unit when you want. Nothing weird, but: I would love to see that in action.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:55
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frajaq posted:are there rules for pretending to be a horse? Pretending to ride an invisible horse, yes.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:55
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frajaq posted:are there rules for pretending to be a horse? No, I think there's rules for pretending to ride an imaginary horse, but I'll have to reference the FAQ to see if
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Jul 3, 2015 23:55
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frajaq posted:are there rules for pretending to be a horse?
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Moola posted:i... e:a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead. "SIGMAR" he murmurs
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Jul 3, 2015 23:56
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frajaq posted:are there rules for pretending to be a horse? The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally insane. If, during your hero phase, you pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland Runefang until your next hero phase. If you actually talk to your imaginary horse you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.
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Jul 3, 2015 23:57
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Jul 3, 2015 23:58
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It's like the rules were written by that one overbearing DM that is way to into sexy roleplay
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Jul 3, 2015 23:59
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Just take a step back, this is clearly for little kids Not even poo poo posting Bigger models that are easy to paint, almost no rules, role playing poo poo while you play. This is cool if you are really really young.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:01
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Like, I don't think its possible to parody this anymore.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:01
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Little kids with fat wallets
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Jul 4, 2015 00:02
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I thought we had seen all the absurdity that there was to see, but I wasn't ready for this.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:03
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This is loving insanity.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:03
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quote:Braying Warcry: Red-hot rage festers in I'm having a stroke this can't be real I'm having a stroke and this is my dying brain halloucinating
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Jul 4, 2015 00:04
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Who called July 4th as the day GW died?
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Jul 4, 2015 00:04
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FrostyPox posted:I'm having a stroke These are all 100% legit right? I haven't been led a fool?
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Jul 4, 2015 00:06
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Who called July 4th as the day GW died? This is a historical day. The day when 40K stopped being the bad GW game.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:06
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Is this some sort of cunning plan to "support" the existing models while putting rules on them that will make nobody actually play with them, so they can just move on to new models?
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Jul 4, 2015 00:07
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If you're playing against someone who's has Settra in their army you can instantly win by dropping the dice under the table forcing them to kneel. This is an actual rule in this stupid game.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:07
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Cyclomatic posted:Is this some sort of cunning plan to "support" the existing models while putting rules on them that will make nobody actually play with them, so they can just move on to new models? This is the future
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Jul 4, 2015 00:07
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w00tmonger posted:These are all 100% legit right? I haven't been led a fool? It's all on the website, I poo poo you not, dear goon. http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-beastmen-en.pdf Check "Wargor Standard Bearer"
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Jul 4, 2015 00:08
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Jul 4, 2015 00:09
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I remember the days when the idea of round bases was the biggest fuckup we could imagine GW making with the new release
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I just read the High Elf scrolls - and simply - it's amazing. The way heroes impact the army is brilliant. I have played since 4th and when I look at 40k gaming tables I get green with envy at the beauty of the scenery. Terrain never interacted with the game in WFB. It mainly detracted from the game. Now models will interact with the scenery simply and elegantly but I don't have to use laser guns .... I cannot wait to introduce my boys to this. They tell me the "rectangles" of men in WFB didn't look as cool as 40k. Color me excited.
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