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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Why does Lincoln's chair have the symbol of fascism on it? Makes you think.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Randler posted:

Why does Lincoln's chair have the symbol of fascism on it? Makes you think.

Well, he did suspend Habeas Corpus...

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005


:911:

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
I bought myself a Subway cold-cut combo for the 4th of July. I'm either incredibly right or incredibly wrong.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/07/hogeland-independence-day-american-revolution-socialist/

Happy aristocratic rebellion so rich white dudes could secure their property rights day

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

rscott posted:

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/07/hogeland-independence-day-american-revolution-socialist/

Happy aristocratic rebellion so rich white dudes could secure their property rights day
Are you saying I should have bought Papa John's?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
god bless everyone
(except those bastards in the senate, yes, even warren)

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

rscott posted:

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/07/hogeland-independence-day-american-revolution-socialist/

Happy aristocratic rebellion so rich white dudes could secure their property rights day

america is the only nation where you have a right to property

its pretty loving awesome

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

rscott posted:

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/07/hogeland-independence-day-american-revolution-socialist/

Happy aristocratic rebellion so rich white dudes could secure their property rights day

jacobin sounds like some kind of religous order

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

mandatory lesbian posted:

jacobin sounds like some kind of religous order

lol

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mandatory lesbian posted:

jacobin sounds like some kind of religous order

it is. for me to poop on.

the zine isnt fit for toilet paper, its that bad.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

mandatory lesbian posted:

jacobin sounds like some kind of religous order

well they were pretty devoted to cutting the heads off the French nobility

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeCUMfraHcA&t=248s

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

All of the food I prepared for the family bbq today is red. :commissar:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

All of the food I prepared for the family bbq today is red. :commissar:

who needs food on the 4th?

gonna go to the vfw

gonna piss on hanoi jane

gonna drink a $4 pitcher of PBR

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

comes along bort posted:

that reminds me lance reddick is totally underrated as a comedic actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWa4ScfQXc

thank you for this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
its raining most of the day here in atl b/c of course these drat confederates had to ruin july 4th :argh:

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
I'M AN OLD WHITE GUY BUT I AGREE WITH LANCE!

I WANT AN ICONIC ROLE, TOO!!!

O wait, I'm just an old white dude, so I already kinda have one. Sorry for the interruption.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Wanna reduce rape and violence against women in America? Tackle concentrated poverty head-first at the social, cultural, and economic levels.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

gonna drink a $4 pitcher of PBR

Horrible.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

UNION STRONG

Do you support unions with your alcohol consumption habits? I do.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Who's the best black comedian today? My vote goes to Reginald Hunter.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007



latuff owns

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012


the east India company seems to have got itself in a spot of bother

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Happy America, America.

If you are an American I hope you enjoy celebrating the US today and drink too much beer (I am the designated driver :smith:)
If you are not an American I hope you decide to become an Honorary American* and enjoy celebrating the US today.

* offer void where prohibited

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

If you are not an American I hope you decide to become an Honorary American* and enjoy celebrating the US today.

* offer void where prohibited

no thank you

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Happy America, America.

If you are an American I hope you enjoy celebrating the US today and drink too much beer (I am the designated driver :smith:)
If you are not an American I hope you decide to become an Honorary American* and enjoy celebrating the US today.

* offer void where prohibited

america, america
god shed his grace on thee
dundundun acould, land where my fathers stood

dun dun dundundun USA!

I hope all y'all are supporting your local American Legion, VFW, Elk's, Moonie, or Masonic lodge today in support of America


You already are, KKK, you already are.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

there's a country music thing happening here so I've got to listen to that in the distance cause its too warm to close the windows.

Thanks a lot America

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
wow

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

rooting for australia in the international rules football game thing now.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

there's a country music thing happening here so I've got to listen to that in the distance cause its too warm to close the windows.

Thanks a lot America

y'all can't talk poo poo after giving us mumford and sons

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

there's a country music thing happening here so I've got to listen to that in the distance cause its too warm to close the windows.

Thanks a lot America

see, in most of america we just turn on the AC and close the windows

You live in America without AC: You live in real America, poor America.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

kustomkarkommando posted:

there's a country music thing happening here so I've got to listen to that in the distance cause its too warm to close the windows.

Thanks a lot America
Here's a true American song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg5POTvVzs

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Badger of Basra posted:

y'all can't talk poo poo after giving us mumford and sons

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i dont understand the appeal of mumford and sons

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

nutranurse posted:

i dont understand the appeal of mumford and sons

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

actully this is the real america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9xzYyV0m5U

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Volkerball posted:

rooting for australia in the international rules football game thing now.

No one really cares about int rules anymore, Australia barely tries and when they do they completely decimate Ireland

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