Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

drat Heloise's ripped!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:41

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 15:42

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Kavak posted:

What's happening with her left breast at the start of Strip 2? Is she holding something in her hand and it's blocking everything but her nipple?

I think it's just awkward shadowing from her hand by Romero.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:28

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Kavak posted:

What's happening with her left breast at the start of Strip 2? Is she holding something in her hand and it's blocking everything but her nipple?

Probably, because as we all know the mere sight of a female nipple will destroy society.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:45

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Evil Mastermind posted:

Probably, because as we all know the mere sight of a female nipple will destroy society.

Ah, the Ashcroft Principle.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:48

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Kavak posted:

What's happening with her left breast at the start of Strip 2? Is she holding something in her hand and it's blocking everything but her nipple?

One nipple is tasteful. Two is pornography.

I think that's just an odd shadow on her sternum.

Green Intern fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jul 4, 2015

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:56

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Three (October 23-26, 1952)

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

ZeeToo posted:

It happened 25 years ago

And he was resurrected by being cloned from a can full of trash, which I think is some sort of metaphor for Scott Adams writing.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:20

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Dinette Set doesn't see the value.

Depending on how long they're staying and how long the lines are, that could be the better way to go. The day pass is more than 20 times the single ride cost.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze tries, and fails, to tell a joke.

Stepped on her "pa 10"? PA IO"? What?

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:47

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Tiggum posted:

Stepped on her "pa 10"? PA IO"? What?

I think it's supposed to say "PATIO", but the T got erased.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:51

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

I suppose that any photo taken of a Chickweed character counts as a dick pic.

Pibgorn

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:59

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

I kind of appreciate that Mumbles is finally having something good happen to him. He's kind of the go-to toadie otherwise.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 07:15

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

God just look at all those words.

F Minus

Mary Worth

"Take me now as this tied up thug watches!"

I also like how they seem to be moving on the dock they are on without walking or moving the guy that's lying there tied up.

Rex Morgan MD

For the 4th of July, Sarah will be played by guest star Bobby Hill.

Secret Agent X-9

"Hey let's leave these prisoners in a room with a working radio." -- Bad Guys

# ? Jul 4, 2015 07:29

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

I know trigger discipline is kind of a :goonsay:

thing now but dang. You'd think ex-special forces or whatever would be more careful. Unless "you picked the wrong ones" is just the cheesy one-liner overture and she's gonna cap him right there.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 08:08

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Johnny Walker posted:

God just look at all those words.

It's like the Ultimate Warrior's comic. Only more batshit.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 09:03

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Evil Mastermind posted:

I think it's supposed to say "PATIO", but the T got erased.

Truly a cartoon made by real pros.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 09:53

Taear: Nov 26, 2004; Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

ZeeToo posted:

Pearls Before Swine

I used to really like Pearls. When is it that he became a proper character in his own strip? I know he's always been the lovely punchline of the pun strips but it never felt like this before!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 11:18

Trilobite: Aug 15, 2001

Oh, for gently caress's sake. I'm beginning to think that there is absolutely no end to this storyline; it will just be an endless series of increasingly insane and unrealistic rewards for that freakish little dwarf child. All the greatest artists in history will rise from their graves to bow down before her and acknowledge her paintings as the greatest works ever committed to canvas. The Sultan of Brunei will buy Australia and give it to her in exchange for a napkin doodle of a cat she did at a birthday party. Governments will relinquish their authority to her, and religions will abandon their gods for her.

If you want to picture the future of Rex Morgan, MD, imagine Sarah Morgan's weird face contorted in that awful smile, gloating about all the money she's making, forever.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 11:45

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Trilobite posted:

If you want to picture the future of Rex Morgan, MD, imagine Sarah Morgan's weird face contorted in that awful smile, gloating about all the money she's making, forever.

As long as they keep running it under the title "Rex Morgan, M.D.", I'm pretty sure no one is going to actually notice that it gradually became God Emperor Six-Year-Old (Featuring Obamacare :argh:

) and frankly, I think the future you posit for the strip is excellent.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 12:45

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

America - The Land of Opportunity. Where a five-year-old can become enormously rich.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 13:16

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician

The Phantom

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:50

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Happy Hey King George Stick THIS In Your Pipe And Smoke It day!

Non Sequitur

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

9 Chickweed Lane 7/4/2004

Oooo look! Brooke did clouds! And Amos' overbite in that last panel. drat son.

Zits

I know Pierce is "pierced", but wasn't he supposed to be all tatted up too?

Kevin & Kell

Ah yes. Species has characteristic.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:21

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:04

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set has an accounting.

Working Daze kills some ugly men.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix discusses creation.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:45

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (May 5, 1928)

Peanuts (July 5, 1969)

Funky Winkerbean

And speaking of emotional manipulation, it looks like this Popeye story might be going on for awhile longer.

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (June 17-18, 1927)

Thimble Theater (January 21, 1929)

This no-longer-unidentified sailor isn't a very capable cast member. Nice catch phrase, though.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:02

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze kills some ugly men.

The guys are probably shocked when they see you from the front and notice your huge dilz

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:06

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:23

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:34

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

For the 4th of July, Sarah will be played by guest star Bobby Hill.

So I guess Mrs. P didn't wander off and die.

Trilobite posted:

Oh, for gently caress's sake. I'm beginning to think that there is absolutely no end to this storyline; it will just be an endless series of increasingly insane and unrealistic rewards for that freakish little dwarf child. All the greatest artists in history will rise from their graves to bow down before her and acknowledge her paintings as the greatest works ever committed to canvas. The Sultan of Brunei will buy Australia and give it to her in exchange for a napkin doodle of a cat she did at a birthday party. Governments will relinquish their authority to her, and religions will abandon their gods for her.

If you want to picture the future of Rex Morgan, MD, imagine Sarah Morgan's weird face contorted in that awful smile, gloating about all the money she's making, forever.

I'd read it.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51

Midnight Moth: Sep 14, 2007; What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Dustin

Speak loudly and carry a big broom

Except you can't see that his fly is down in the first panel...

There's probably some economic tipping point where you're better off making a ton of copies.

I wonder if Helen ever gets ideas for her own marriage from her callers

Good Morning America torture

Interesting that Steve Kelley has moved on past the "No one will date Dustin hurr" strips.

*Low-hanging to get out before the bombs drop joke here*

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:07

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That one guy in Workin Daze looks like a blobfish.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:31

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Green Intern posted:

Every guy in Workin Daze looks like a blobfish.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:38

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Green Intern posted:

Everyone in Workin Daze looks like a blobfish.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze kills some ugly men.

Today's episode: She-Hulk throws a pool party.

quote:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix discusses creation.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:20

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Lester McMillan has a 14 inch cock!
_{submitted by Lester McMillan}

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:17

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Lost Side of Suburbia

Dick Tracy

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:18

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Lost Side of Suburbia

Dick Tracy

Clean up on Aisle 3!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:24

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Whoops, forgot to post yesterday's Nancy.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:26

CaptainCaveman: Apr 16, 2005; Always searching for North.

Midnight Moth posted:

Except you can't see that his fly is down in the first panel...

Well, no, presumably somebody earlier in the day said to him "Your barn door's open" and when he reacted with utter confusion, they explained it to him and then he zipped up his fly.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 23:54