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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Why can't they just give him Shane Watsons knee for a bit

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Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
We'll always have this http://youtu.be/0rAUV9cUkbw

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
That's a real shame, but we all knew it was looming. He was really good and also didn't seem as cunty as his teammates.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

Needs a James Brayshaw warning

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Harris seems like the kind of guy who would make an excellent bowling coach. Not naturally gifted but did well through attention to detail and technique (and not just giving it his all like Siddle).

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
He's pretty similar to Shane Bond in a lot of ways.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Was always gong to come eventually. You can only sticky tape your knee back together so many times.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should hack his leg off and get him a super-bionic one. He won't miss the foot after a few months.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

I'm Crap posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jul/03/david-warner-lifts-lid-walkabout-bar-jo-root-england-australia

david warner telling some really truthful stories here. "nah i went up to him in between failing drug tests and was like 'mayte do you realise how problematic that is? have u even read edward said's orientalism bro?'"

gently caress off just gently caress off

The racially sensitive David Warner. I don't know how they can come out with this poo poo and keep a straight face.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Lionel Richie posted:

The racially sensitive David Warner. I don't know how they can come out with this poo poo and keep a straight face.

It takes a special kind of person to try to get away with punching a 14 year old girl by pretending he was the hero of the story.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Lionel Richie posted:

The racially sensitive David Warner. I don't know how they can come out with this poo poo and keep a straight face.


he probably thought he was punching a muslim and only found out it was joe root later

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

RideTheSpiral posted:

he probably thought he was punching a muslim and only found out it was joe root later

Is muslim a race now?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

gay picnic defence posted:

Is muslim a race now?


what

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

David Warner posted:

SPEAK ENGLISH

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

BlindSite posted:

Yeah, sounds like Root was being a dickhead and got a punch in mouth. Who cares, both were in the wrong.
the fact that the steroidy racist dwarf david warner got angry doesn't mean root was being a dickhead

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

I'm Crap posted:

the fact that the steroidy racist dwarf david warner got angry doesn't mean root was being a dickhead

Doesn't mean he wasn't either.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Ryan Harris was cool and will be missed.

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
Is there actually any evidence that David Warner is racist aside from him asking someone who he was speaking to to use a language that they both actually spoke and understood?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Was Harris' last ball in test cricket the one that won the last Test against SA?

edit: forgot about India. oh well.

Seams fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jul 4, 2015

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

gay picnic defence posted:

Doesn't mean he wasn't either.
lol really

"it was lots of little things over the course of the evening that made me angry" is rageholic moron for "he wasn't actually doing anything, i'm just the kind of guy that hits people" in case you didn't know

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

monkeu posted:

Is there actually any evidence that David Warner is racist aside from him asking someone who he was speaking to to use a language that they both actually spoke and understood?

I think Warner did actually understand Rohit Sharma as an aside. His apology was a bit too cute and he has spent enough time in India to pick up the swears.

I don't know if he is racist or not but he's an arsehole that's a fact. Still that's cricket for you.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Hopefully now he's got a kid he will realise he's a bit of a fuckwit and needs to tone it down a bit.

e: also very sad about Harris. Assume his knee has got to the point where it's just bone on bone.

Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 4, 2015

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Oh hell, I was really looking forward to watching him bowl again. It's a huge loss.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Don't worry guys. Peter Siddle is fit.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Ryan Harris was cool and will be missed.

Agreed, he was a reliable workhorse when his knee was good

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

It's amazing the amount of work he still put in even when his knee was broken.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
The episode of insight he was on earlier this year where he talked about his pain was interesting

RYAN HARRIS: I've got a bad knee basically where I'm bone on bone inside and out, obviously the way I land, the way I twist, but it's, as I said, it's a day-to-day thing. I have really good days and I have really, really bad days.

RYAN HARRIS: It's probably - it's again something you're used to. I get up sometimes and I say to Cherie I don't know how I'm going to do it today. You know, and that's sort of it. Once I get up the first three or four steps to the shower or to the bathroom, whatever it is, you know, she virtually laughs at me and then probably thinks the same thing. But you know after that, every step after that it literally sort of starts to feel better.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

My Dad has the same injury. He's walked with a limp as long as I can remember. If Harris is anything like him he'll complain to his family about it constantly.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.

monkeu posted:

Is there actually any evidence that David Warner is racist aside from him asking someone who he was speaking to to use a language that they both actually spoke and understood?

David Warner is a white Australian so it's not a matter of if he is a racist but more of exactly how big a racist he is.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

I'm Crap posted:

lol really

"it was lots of little things over the course of the evening that made me angry" is rageholic moron for "he wasn't actually doing anything, i'm just the kind of guy that hits people" in case you didn't know

English twats show up where they aren't wanted and antagonise kiwis and australians but no it clearly was an unprovoked attack by a villainous colonial

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
113 wickets in 27 tests at an average of 23.52. That is elite. Pretty good for a guy who debuted at an age that most other fast bowlers had passed their peak.

Adnar
Jul 11, 2002

monkeu posted:

Is there actually any evidence that David Warner is racist aside from him asking someone who he was speaking to to use a language that they both actually spoke and understood?

he's a Matraville houso, it would be more likely than not

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Byolante posted:

English twats show up where they aren't wanted and antagonise kiwis and australians but no it clearly was an unprovoked attack by a villainous colonial
yes actually. i mean it definitely sounds like it, from everyone's account including warner's :confused:

if you can't recognize that warner's open and admitted "oval office had been winding me up all night, nothing specific but definitely liberties being taken and so forth so i had to hit the oval office, i'm da enforcah. i decide who needs to get hit and when. i gave im is marching orders *snoooooooofgak*" stance is that of a loving lowlife self-important thug prick then lmoa

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I don't see whats so surprising about an Australian cricketer being sensitive about racism. Just look at Darren Lehmann's record on the matter.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Doctor Cave posted:

113 wickets in 27 tests at an average of 23.52. That is elite. Pretty good for a guy who debuted at an age that most other fast bowlers had passed their peak.

The amazing thing about Harris is he spent most of his South Australian career as a one day batting all rounder. It wasn't until 2 or 3 seasons before he moved to Queensland that he started playing as a specialist bowler.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

I'm Crap posted:

yes actually. i mean it definitely sounds like it, from everyone's account including warner's :confused:

if you can't recognize that warner's open and admitted "oval office had been winding me up all night, nothing specific but definitely liberties being taken and so forth so i had to hit the oval office, i'm da enforcah. i decide who needs to get hit and when. i gave im is marching orders *snoooooooofgak*" stance is that of a loving lowlife self-important thug prick then lmoa

the article you linked posted:

The Australians were invited into a roped-off area at the Walkabout along with members of the New Zealand team and a group of England players turned up, including Root, Stuart Broad and Finn.

“We had a place sectioned off for us and they decided to come in – it was probably one, 1.30 in the morning,” says Warner. “They were obviously not part of our group. It was more me giving marching orders in a way.”

Warner says there were “little things throughout the night” that annoyed him before Root’s positioning of the green-and-gold wig tipped him over the edge.

He says: “A mate of mine was actually wearing it on top of his head like a [Lasith] Malinga wig, that’s what it was, and [Root] decided to come in and take it off my mate’s head and start acting the way he did. I thought it was a bit inappropriate the way he went about that stuff so I went over and tried to take it off him.

So the Australians and Kiwis are drinking in a roped off area by themselves, then the English show up and start loving around with them and ruining their night. Acting shocked you get punched in the face when you invade someone else's party without an invitation then spend your time trying to wreck the night is loving next level.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Is there anything more putrid than an Australian who unironically, unconditionally supports the Australian cricket team? Smiling through bared teeth, being aggressively racist and wondering why no one sees things the way they do.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Lionel Richie posted:

Is there anything more putrid than an Australian who unironically, unconditionally supports the Australian cricket team? Smiling through bared teeth, being aggressively racist and wondering why no one sees things the way they do.

The ECB and their band of mates in the test side

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
They look like pretty fun dudes to party with:



Definitely not annoying pricks, that's for sure.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I only just noticed it's a towel and not an actual cape. That makes it much better.

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