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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Holy poo poo, it's one of the easiest mascots to replicate and they still hosed it up horribly. How the gently caress do you get those two little dot eyes so totally wrong? :psypop:

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Reminds me of these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64ULQCvz3BQ

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?


I have a lot of great ones from facebook.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I learned in first grade that a butterfly's wings are identical.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I learned in first grade that a butterfly's wings are identical.

Oooh, look at Professor Brainiac lording his fancy education over the tattoo artist. Maybe the artist only made it to kindergarten. Did you ever consider that? :colbert:

Seriously though, I thought everyone knew that. What a sad attempt at a butterfly. :cripes:

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Karma Monkey posted:

Oooh, look at Professor Brainiac lording his fancy education over the tattoo artist. Maybe the artist only made it to kindergarten. Did you ever consider that? :colbert:

Seriously though, I thought everyone knew that. What a sad attempt at a butterfly. :cripes:

As a fairly intelligent college educated, 30 year old adult filled with weird random tidbits of trivia that most people think I'm crazy for knowing. I've never heard that in my life. That's actually pretty awesome.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


At least he got the date spelled correctly.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
I feel old all of a sudden

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

goodness posted:



I have a lot of great ones from facebook.

Yeah it's based on an album cover which is actually symmetrical and good.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

goodness posted:

Yeah it's based on an album cover which is actually symmetrical and good.

drat, that makes it even sadder. Which album cover so I can look it up?

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:



At least he got the date spelled correctly.

I wonder if he ever used that to get into bars.

Edit: still not old enough in the US. Should have faked the year.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Post-it note?

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Karma Monkey posted:

drat, that makes it even sadder. Which album cover so I can look it up?

Bassnectar - Into the Sun

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

Went looking online for a piercing place and found a horrible local tattoo place: http://www.bodyanthology.com/?page_id=238

My favorite, the deformed komodo dragon whose body seems to be stuck in a garbage bag. You knew they were proud of it because there are three separate pictures of it.


"gently caress it, just put it sideways"


Jerk and Solly


There are also clearly a few designs ripped from much better tattoos if anybody feels like doing some searching.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Went looking online for a piercing place and found a horrible local tattoo place: http://www.bodyanthology.com/?page_id=238







This one could be any one of the many bulldog head with spiked collar images out there. I even googled bulldog logos for ohio. Like, someone came in and said,"I want this logo, but make it realistic." And since that artist has no clue how anatomy works, this is what he got.





Sun and moon just farted

Bored has a new favorite as of 08:34 on Jul 4, 2015

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Went looking online for a piercing place and found a horrible local tattoo place: http://www.bodyanthology.com/?page_id=238

My favorite, the deformed komodo dragon whose body seems to be stuck in a garbage bag. You knew they were proud of it because there are three separate pictures of it.


Why is there a Komodo bursting out of that dong?! :stare:

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Lizard Combatant posted:

Why is there a Komodo bursting out of that dong?! :stare:



Content:







All from a local 'artist' that is constantly claiming he has got better and will fix up any of his older work if the clients want it for free.

dpack_1 has a new favorite as of 13:22 on Jul 4, 2015

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Oh facebook:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




America, gently caress yeah!









Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Freedom is the exception to the rule that only free things are worth fighting for.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

America, gently caress yeah!

-flag tats-

So, you know how a lot of people whine about stepping on flags and desecration of the physical object? This is a much bigger offense than that.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Blue Angels caused 9/11?

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

It doesn't even say 9/11, just 911. Maybe it's a cry for help.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
These are the best worst patriotism tats I've seen in a long time. :allears:


Are these illustrating an alternate universe where apes evolved from man? Cause that looks a lot like Ape Lincoln.

detectivemonkey posted:

Blue Angels caused 9/11?
Fighter jet fuel can't melt steel beams! :tinfoil:

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Freedom isn't free, but it's apparently worth folding a bald eagle in half for.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

kinmik posted:

Freedom isn't free, but it's apparently worth folding a bald eagle in half for.

It's a power squat. :911:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Went looking online for a piercing place and found a horrible local tattoo place: http://www.bodyanthology.com/?page_id=238

My favorite, the deformed komodo dragon whose body seems to be stuck in a garbage bag. You knew they were proud of it because there are three separate pictures of it.



So can anyone explain how people shade like this? Is it something like, "this is what amateurs think shading means," or something deeper?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

kinmik posted:

Freedom isn't free, but it's apparently worth folding a bald eagle in half for.

They're not endangered anymore, so gently caress 'em. Origami those birds!

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard




There's also a treasure trove in this tumblr: http://badfurrytattoo.tumblr.com/



:dawkins101:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Postal Parcel posted:

So can anyone explain how people shade like this? Is it something like, "this is what amateurs think shading means," or something deeper?

"If you have any space left over, just fill it up with rocks or something, I don't care."

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

dpack_1 posted:


Content:





I say it's that tattoo's fault for passing out first.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Friend sent me this from Imgur. He thought it was cool.


http://imgur.com/gallery/4FXQp3T

Bonus, linked on the same page is the guy's wife's thigh tattoos. He feels the need to show these off. (warning, enormous pic)


http://imgur.com/gallery/64l2vmS

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they were done by different artists.

nostrata
Apr 27, 2007

Postal Parcel posted:

So can anyone explain how people shade like this? Is it something like, "this is what amateurs think shading means," or something deeper?

I like to think that the original was drawn on a crumpled piece of paper and the tattooist just added them in.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Wish I kept the pic but I went on an internet date with a girl that had a giant Alien circular tattoo like this on her stomach:

Needless to say she was a crazy person, and she proceeded to get physically violent and drunk on the first/last date.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


moerketid posted:

Friend sent me this from Imgur. He thought it was cool.


http://imgur.com/gallery/4FXQp3T

Bonus, linked on the same page is the guy's wife's thigh tattoos. He feels the need to show these off. (warning, enormous pic)


http://imgur.com/gallery/64l2vmS

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they were done by different artists.

gently caress you, smug rear end Yoshi

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
"what this yoshi is missing is extensive scarring"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Her legs are the exact shape of bone-in hams. I'm a great big fatass with huge legs, and this is how I fear my legs look to other people when I'm out walking around thinking my calf tattoos are all sweet and poo poo.

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