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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Why not? If we're writing fanfics, go all in, I say.

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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.

Can you give examples of any of these things? Cause outside the Bernmentum crowd, he looks and talks like everyone's Geography teacher from highschool, who decided to commute through a wind tunnel today.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.
It all comes down to how specific he was with the wording and whether there's a loophole the genie can use to screw him.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.

Does Sheppard survive in your fanfic?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.

I don't see why not, Clinton is a much more formidable opponent than any of the Republicans, so anyone who could beat her has got a pretty good shot at the whole drat shooting match.

Also, speaking of hit pieces on dead presidents, I've always loved this obituary for Ford , very reminiscent of Thompson's Nixon obit.

quote:

The only thing he had to do to come out of the presidency with a legacy was not pardon Richard Nixon. It took Ford a month to gently caress that up, and he dared to announce, "Our long national nightmare is over." ... Our long national nightmare didn't end with Ford. It began with him.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Fulchrum posted:

Can you give examples of any of these things? Cause outside the Bernmentum crowd, he looks and talks like everyone's Geography teacher from highschool, who decided to commute through a wind tunnel today.

Okay, that's mildly hilarious, but I was referring to the video where he engages with the press up there.

He would have the comparative advantage of all the Republican campaigns' oppo research being focused on Clinton, they'd be totally wrongfooted.

Do I think this can happen? Not really, but he's doing okay, so it's worth asking what the results are.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Skwirl posted:


Also, speaking of hit pieces on dead presidents, I've always loved this obituary for Ford , very reminiscent of Thompson's Nixon obit.

Gerald goddamned Ford was also challenged by the simple task of remaining upright on his own two feet, a fact that provided an endless supply of fodder to Chevy Chase on SNL during his impersonations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk8R4PoR9II.

A fitting metaphor, you had one job, MR. President, and you blew it.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Since we're sharing our favorite scathing presidential obituaries, let us not forget Tim Kreider's farewell to Ronnie Reagan.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I would say Bernie vs. Generic Republican would be a narrow win to the latter, but we will probably get someone worse than Generic Republican. I do think his margin would be thinner than Hillary's, probably considerably so even in a best-case scenario.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.

As much as I dislike Hillary, I know that she is easily the strongest dog in the race just because of name recognition and voter laziness. So if Bernie can beat her, he can certainly beat whichever shmuck the republican party hacks up.

And his numbers keep climbing, both in supporters and money. Publicly available information (for what little that's worth in campaign finance) shows him as having raised more total money than any individual Republican nominee thus far, and it isn't slowing. Even if he doesn't win, a lot of people will be really happy with how much momentum his campaign has generated and what that could mean for future elections.

Fajita Queen fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 6, 2015

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

The Shortest Path posted:

As much as I dislike Hillary, I know that she is easily the strongest dog in the race just because of name recognition and voter laziness. So if Bernie can beat her, he can certainly beat whichever shmuck the republican party hacks up.

Likewise if I announce tomorrow and beat Hillary, I've got a good shot at beating the GOP nominee.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Assuming Bernie beats Hillary on his own merits rather than Hillary having some campaign-sinking gaffe or scandal, but then again if Hillary has something waiting in the wings bad enough to bring her down in the Democratic primary of all places it'd destroy her in the general too, so it'd be better for that to come out then rather than afterward. But yeah, if Bernie beats Hillary in her prime then he's got a fair shot in the general, just like Obama did.

A lot really depends on just who the Republicans cough up. It should be no surprise that half the race has a meaningful impact on the race as a whole, but there's basically a whole different election that could come out of every possible option. Whether any of those elections see the Republican candidate in with a shot, well...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Klaus88 posted:

Gerald goddamned Ford was also challenged by the simple task of remaining upright on his own two feet, a fact that provided an endless supply of fodder to Chevy Chase on SNL during his impersonations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk8R4PoR9II.

A fitting metaphor, you had one job, MR. President, and you blew it.

Ford at least had the magnanimity of spirit to take the jokes in stride. He even allowed Ron Nessen, his press secretary, to appear on the show!

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

We talk about how much of a joke the Republican lineup is, but we're all gonna be eating poo poo when the planets align and Trump steamrolls the primary and wins a 60% popular vote in the general. :shepicide:

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
The only way that I can see Bernie winning the nomination is if Hillary has some incapacitating health scare very early in the primary process, and he's older than her so something like that would be more likely to happen to him.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Strategic edit

JT Jag fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Dec 3, 2015

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ford at least had the magnanimity of spirit to take the jokes in stride. He even allowed Ron Nessen, his press secretary, to appear on the show!

Also he enjoyed inviting people over to watch football and have nachos and beer.

Plisk
Mar 27, 2007

No one's going to
take me alive.
Time has come to
make things right.
http://nypost.com/2015/07/02/support-for-bernie-sanders-skyrockets-in-iowa-poll

Okay, then. Go Bernie. I hope that milquetoast bastard wins.

Warcabbit posted:

So, here's the question. If, by some wild chance, Bernie wins the primary, could he win the White House?
I think he could do it. He's got the presence, he's got the wit, and he can react to changing circumstances. The Republicans really fail at that last one.

Yes. Come on, Trump? Chevy Cruz? Bush 3.0?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Aw poo poo, Bernie's within 20 points of Hillary.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

MonsieurChoc posted:

Reagan was a monster and we should always remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDRnUGdIhCY

Plisk
Mar 27, 2007

No one's going to
take me alive.
Time has come to
make things right.

FAUXTON posted:

Aw poo poo, Bernie's within 20 points of Hillary.

He just doubled his polls in IOWA. That poo poo really matters.

(I just said this aloud. Wow, that sounds sarcastic to the political layman.)

I mean it, though. This is incredible news for his campaign. I think he really has a chance.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I realize I'm getting WAY ahead of things here, but I'm curious which states all of you would consider to be "swing states" this time around.

I've been playing around with the electoral map on good ol' 270 To Win and I'm having trouble coming up with a plausible scenario where the blue team's starting line is any lower than about 240 electoral votes. More realistic scenarios tend to hand the victory to the Dems even before putting big states like Ohio and Florida in one column or the other.

This is about as generous as I can be about putting states in the Swing category:



Any differing opinions on states to include or leave out of the "swing" category?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Powered Descent posted:

I realize I'm getting WAY ahead of things here, but I'm curious which states all of you would consider to be "swing states" this time around.

I've been playing around with the electoral map on good ol' 270 To Win and I'm having trouble coming up with a plausible scenario where the blue team's starting line is any lower than about 240 electoral votes. More realistic scenarios tend to hand the victory to the Dems even before putting big states like Ohio and Florida in one column or the other.

This is about as generous as I can be about putting states in the Swing category:



Any differing opinions on states to include or leave out of the "swing" category?

NH is swing, PA is debatably swing. MI might still split votes like ME and NE, and ME has one vote that I think is a weak Dem, and could theoretically swing, if I recall correctly.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Powered Descent posted:

Any differing opinions on states to include or leave out of the "swing" category?
I'd put NH in the possibly-swing beige category. If Bush/Walker/Rubio/whoever is running strong enough to make it a close race, then NH is almost certainly in play.

e: Also, I posted this a few weeks ago, but here's some stats on how the changing demographics (mostly de-whitening) of swing states will change vote margins between 2012 and 2016.



It'll take some real screw-ups on the part of Team D to put any of the Obama 2012 states into play in 2016.

FMguru fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 6, 2015

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Agrajag posted:

Does Sheppard survive in your fanfic?

Bernie gets Gman to return Shepard to serve as SecDef. All education efforts are directed toward STEM and democratic socialism becomes a viable alternative to globalization in its present form.

Mc Do Well fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jul 6, 2015

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
If you like Bernie, why would you want him to be President?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Chantilly Say posted:

If you like Bernie, why would you want him to be President?

Because the President can do anything if he wills it hard enough.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Do people seriously think there are Clinton voters who would vote any republican over Bernie? They'll pull the lever for the D, or they'll get their Christian theocracy Gilead World War III with Iran, as promised :colbert:

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Defenestration posted:

Do people seriously think there are Clinton voters who would vote any republican over Bernie? They'll pull the lever for the D, or they'll get their Christian theocracy Gilead World War III with Iran, as promised :colbert:

No, but people think there are Clinton voters who would rather not make the effort to vote than vote for Bernie. It's pretty well understood at this point that turnout is way more important than persuasion when it comes to winning elections.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

computer parts posted:

Because the President can do anything if he wills it hard enough.

Bernie doesn't have the needed experience to wish on the Presidential Monkey Paw. Hillary on the other hand has seen how it works first hand. Vote Hillary, she's already prepared her intricately worded wishes.

Preemptive apologies to Micronesia, your sacrifice will not be in vain.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

FMguru posted:

I'd put NH in the possibly-swing beige category. If Bush/Walker/Rubio/whoever is running strong enough to make it a close race, then NH is almost certainly in play.

e: Also, I posted this a few weeks ago, but here's some stats on how the changing demographics (mostly de-whitening) of swing states will change vote margins between 2012 and 2016.



It'll take some real screw-ups on the part of Team D to put any of the Obama 2012 states into play in 2016.

This assumes that vote percentages by demographic are going to remain static as well.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Powered Descent posted:

I realize I'm getting WAY ahead of things here, but I'm curious which states all of you would consider to be "swing states" this time around.

I've been playing around with the electoral map on good ol' 270 To Win and I'm having trouble coming up with a plausible scenario where the blue team's starting line is any lower than about 240 electoral votes. More realistic scenarios tend to hand the victory to the Dems even before putting big states like Ohio and Florida in one column or the other.

This is about as generous as I can be about putting states in the Swing category:



Any differing opinions on states to include or leave out of the "swing" category?

I don't consider Wisconsin to be a swing state. I think it is comfortably blue in the presidential elections. I wouldn't be so worried about Colorado or Nevada any more, but those are not as comfortable. New Hampshire is always an interesting beast.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Idiot Kicker posted:

I don't consider Wisconsin to be a swing state. I think it is comfortably blue in the presidential elections. I wouldn't be so worried about Colorado or Nevada any more, but those are not as comfortable. New Hampshire is always an interesting beast.
Wisconsin is a swing state if Walker's the nominee.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

JT Jag posted:

Wisconsin is a swing state if Walker's the nominee.

Why? His unfavorables are getting way worse in Wisconsin the longer he pushes the Koch agenda through for national tea party cred.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Idiot Kicker posted:

I don't consider Wisconsin to be a swing state. I think it is comfortably blue in the presidential elections. I wouldn't be so worried about Colorado or Nevada any more, but those are not as comfortable. New Hampshire is always an interesting beast.
I think what Powered Descent was showing is how generous you have to be with your definitions of "swing" and "in play" to not give the Democrat 270 or more EVs from the outset.

Seriously. Look at the Obama 2012 map and find 64 in-play EVs for the Republicans to even have a chance of sniffing 270. It's really hard!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Why? His unfavorables are getting way worse in Wisconsin the longer he pushes the Koch agenda through for national tea party cred.
He didn't get recalled, he won re-election in 2014. It makes complete sense for Wisconsin to say gently caress him, but they haven't.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

JT Jag posted:

He didn't get recalled, he won re-election in 2014. It makes complete sense for Wisconsin to say gently caress him, but they haven't.

He has yet to face re-election during a presidential year election. I imagine he won't/wouldn't fare so well in those circumstances with a half-decent opponent

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FMguru posted:

e: Also, I posted this a few weeks ago, but here's some stats on how the changing demographics (mostly de-whitening) of swing states will change vote margins between 2012 and 2016.



It'll take some real screw-ups on the part of Team D to put any of the Obama 2012 states into play in 2016.

Going by the projected numbers in that table, only four states are decided by less than 5 percentage points: Colorado, Florida, Ohio and North Carolina. This easily gives the blue team the final victory, 276-191, before those four states are even decided.

Opening up the "swing" category to seven points, there are still only nine states in play: Arizona(!), Colorado, Florida, Georgia(!!), Iowa, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. This gives the blue team a starting line of 233 and the red team 164.

Of course, this table may or may not be accurate, and there is still an eternity of time for one candidate or another to decide to eat a live puppy on the six o'clock news. Still... I knew the Republicans were facing an uphill demographic battle, but... wow.

I, for one, welcome our new President Hillary overlord. :stare:


FMguru posted:

I think what Powered Descent was showing is how generous you have to be with your definitions of "swing" and "in play" to not give the Democrat 270 or more EVs from the outset.

Yup, pretty much this.

e: Hey yeah, I apparently can't count states. Give me a break, I'm not running for president or anything.

Powered Descent fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jul 6, 2015

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Lotka Volterra posted:

He has yet to face re-election during a presidential year election. I imagine he won't/wouldn't fare so well in those circumstances with a half-decent opponent
Yeah that's one thing people forget. Plus a lot of the general public felt like the recall effort was a bunch of sour grapes or whatever, so it made it easier for him to win.

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pugnax
Oct 10, 2012

Specialization is for insects.

FMguru posted:

I think what Powered Descent was showing is how generous you have to be with your definitions of "swing" and "in play" to not give the Democrat 270 or more EVs from the outset.

Seriously. Look at the Obama 2012 map and find 64 in-play EVs for the Republicans to even have a chance of sniffing 270. It's really hard!

They pretty much need to run the table for FL-OH-PA, and that's insane.

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